Recent Hardest Laugh...

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Me and my friend was just talking a few minutes ago and he said something that made me laugh real hard.

We was kinda talking about like, not really scary stuff, but how when people pop out and scare you. Then the told me how just about atleast once or twice a week (even more a few months ago) when hes walking home (usually from my house or something), his brother ALWAYS pops out and scares him. Just the way he said itafter a pause made me laugh real hard. He was like:

"Yeah man Chris would ALWAYS jump out and scare me when I was coming up to my house at night...

...it be happening like three times a week somtimes..."

That just made me (and eventually him) laugh real hard. Just the thought of it happening ALOT and him kinda knowing that its prolly gonna happen. The thought of someone coming to expect it but still always getting caught off guard by it was real funny to me. Like walking home and being like "...damn...I hope he dont get me this time". Kinda like the way we always thought it be funny if someone got beat up by the same guy every week on RAW or something, and always TRIED to avoid it, but no matter what it ends up happening.

Anyway, whats the hardest yall laughed at something lately?

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[Insomniac]

Watching Hot Fuzz. That movie had my stomach hurting from all the laughter, especially when Danny goes all "Keanu from Point Break" and fires his gun in the air.

[Loki]

Last week I was out with some friends, and one of them, a girl, suddenly said "...and the doctor told me I should use vaseline, but I don't want to!"

...

In the middle of the crowded promenade, aloud... We were literally ROTFL, even more because she didn't realize right away the ambiguity of that sentence {it wasn't sexually related, but it sounded like it was]

Gotta love that girl and her lack of brain-to-tongue filter

[Baixo Astral]

Actually, it was a couple of things:

1 - I was at a festival on Sunday, and I think I was delirious from the heat and dehydration (nursing a small hangover, and the temperature didn't help) - my friends and I were talking about the fact that one of them, in high temperatures, was wearing cords and big old boots - someone asked if he was hiding a deformity, and he said that he had ten toes, which is normal. I commented that they were all on one foot, however, and he had a stump on the end of the other leg. This led, obliquely, to me proposing a jazz/fusion combo called Ten Toes and Stump, featuring Johnny Kneesforfeet.

Guess you had to be there.

2 - This morning, I caught the subway with my friend Emma, and in the crowded train I pinched her behind. She turned around and sharply glanced at this guy behind her (I stood on her left, but pinched the right cheek), and then realised it was me, and we all cracked up.

[Libertine]

Last night. I was at my friend's with a bunch of others. A lot of booze and weed; essentially most things became a massive laugh.

[Chainsaw]

The Simpsons Movie.

But the longest hardest laugh I had this year is when Vince asploded. For like, 10 minutes straight.

I even called my friend, while laughing, trying to explain what had happened. He thought I was demented.

[Square]

When my mate randommly came out with "Canada made me gay"

[Phosphor Glow]

Last night when my friend and I went to McDonalds a few days after one of our other friends prank called them, and ordered a PickleBurger, which is what he was complaining he got the other night.

Essentially, it's a burger, with the patty cut in half, the pickles put inside, and the patty put back together. And the manager MADE IT FOR US. It was the best thing ever.

But only to those who were there, but yeah.

[Big Daddy Bad Booking]

"The Dating Game" from RAW was quite hysterical from my view. That and the Latino Meat for President was comedic gold.

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

Watching Sandman describe his match with Foley. His laugh made me laugh really hard.

Also, the 300 Rifftrax.

[Bobeddy]

My friend fell asleep sitting up on the coach. We ended up playing Human Buckaroo with him for like 20 minutes.

We were laughing our asses off the whole time.

[Big Daddy Bad Booking]

Oh, and the scene that TV's Chris Hansen's sig is based off of really made me think of all the bad movies I watched. LOL, I have to talk to Chavo.

[Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture]

Today, upin learning that there was a "Lord of the G-Strings" film on Skinemax with 'Dildo Shaggins"

["Playboy" Don Douglas]

Saturday night at a surprisingly good indy show, when observing by the lines showing through the back of his tights, that one of the wrestlers had evidently put his Fruit of the Looms on backward.

[Shy Guy]

i was at a cabin with my friends this weekend, and me and my best friend were sleeping on an air mattress in the kitchen. the walls were way thin so everyone could hear anyones conversation and we all started singing copa cabana. then it got quite, so to annoy my friend i started singing lips of an angel.

after that, someone said there was a crack in the ceiling and i was like "a crack? like a mccraken? as in BERT MCCRAKEN?"

and my friend was like, "t, dont. everyone wants to sleep..." but we started singing on my own anyways. after botching the lyrics, we got to the part where he screams, and this really weird noise came from my throat, and it cracked me and my friend up so hard we started crying.

[Mister Pigwell]

This argument.