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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Aug 8, 2007 2:18:06 GMT -5
Really, some of these are bad.
Do it yourself. ENEMA.... Who watches TV at 3 am and goes,"You know what, that guy is right, I DO have 15 lbs of waste in my colon and need to clean it out"
They used to have these bad cooking product ones, but not anymore, now its stuff like Enemas and 2 different, not the same company ones with this nerd selling homes.
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Post by Juliana on Aug 8, 2007 2:19:25 GMT -5
I always see one for The Magic Bullet.
Which is so not a vibrator.
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Aug 8, 2007 2:20:34 GMT -5
I always see one for The Magic Bullet. Which is so not a vibrator. LoL, "Did somebody say Muffins" What does every meal start with? "Chopping Garlic, Stinky, nasty garlic" |
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Post by That Loser Guy on Aug 8, 2007 2:21:11 GMT -5
Could be... could be.....
*prepares to be hated for all eternity*
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Post by Thread Pirate Roberts on Aug 8, 2007 2:22:18 GMT -5
One of many reasons I am glad I no Longer have cable.
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Aug 8, 2007 2:26:08 GMT -5
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Post by Juliana on Aug 8, 2007 2:26:27 GMT -5
I always see one for The Magic Bullet. Which is so not a vibrator. LoL, "Did somebody say Muffins" What does every meal start with? "Chopping Garlic, Stinky, nasty garlic" I want to punch infants when they say, "Mixed drinks!" in unison. |
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Post by Joe Neglia on Aug 8, 2007 2:28:10 GMT -5
One of many reasons I am glad I no Longer have cable. Hell, by the time I finally dumped cable, they were the ONLY reason to watch it. |
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Post by rrm15 on Aug 8, 2007 2:28:46 GMT -5
If I was a huge celebrity, like...Matt Damon or something, I would do phone sex commercials that would only air at like 4:27 in the morning, just because most people won't be awake, and everyone who is will be too sleepy or distracted to realize "Hey, thats Matt Damon!" and then everyone will think they're crazy.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
............*walks out of thread slowly while everyone stares*
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wwerules60
El Dandy
"Bring what? a vomit bag? a fig newton?"
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Post by wwerules60 on Aug 8, 2007 2:47:38 GMT -5
Chef Tony was the King of Late Night infomercials.
And I love how he magic bullet tries to have like characters and a story for their infomercial.
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Post by Thread Pirate Roberts on Aug 8, 2007 2:57:09 GMT -5
Now the real question is.
Has anyone ever bought any of this crap?
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Spyke the Pacers Fan
El Dandy
Still hates himself for missing the last episode of Murder She Wrote
Go Indiana!
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Aug 8, 2007 4:05:06 GMT -5
The only 2 I ever see/care to notice anymore are the Magic Bullet and Girls Gone Wild.
Despite the fact they're acting, the Magic Bullet infomercial is more genuine.
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Aug 8, 2007 4:12:27 GMT -5
Indeed. Girls Gone Wild is for guys who wanna watch porn with their buddies, but none of them want to admit that they wanna watch porn.
A toothpick with marginal (at best, most times, they're nearly non-existant) tatas doing jumping jacks and having contrived make-out and semi-sex sessions with her equally unremarkable "best girlfriend" is not interesting at all. In fact, it makes me feel about 900 IQ points dumber for watching the commercials. If ya want porn, buck up and say that you want some porn. Otherwise, go to the smut shop and buy a magazine.
As for the Magic Bullet, all I have to say is this...
"Get this party rollin'!"
If Snoop would've started playing right then, it would've been marketing genius.
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Post by thwak is T.hawk on Aug 8, 2007 4:12:39 GMT -5
I never saw a magic bullet commercial... however GGW happens ALL the friggen time on comedy central. seriously, stay up late at night one of these days. I bet you -38 bucks that the first infomercial is GGW.
however tonight I got bored and watched an infomercial on the discovery channel about coins. but what made it great was the guy who was selling the coins. this guy was SERIOUS about selling these things. another odd thing happened when I switched over to the HSN to see what they were selling and it was coins too. and guess what... THE SAME GUY WAS ON BOTH SHOWS! aparently, when it comes to coin selling, this guy has the job locked down.
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knightboat
Unicron
The Snake Roberts Ruined My Wedding
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Post by knightboat on Aug 8, 2007 4:22:04 GMT -5
I want the magic bullet badly
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Aug 8, 2007 4:24:35 GMT -5
I always see one for The Magic Bullet. Which is so not a vibrator. Sheesh, I know. Tell me about it.  ................ ;D |
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Post by Topher is Human on Aug 8, 2007 5:27:11 GMT -5
Is it wrong that I know the Pro-Active ads word for word... or that I understand the brilliance of the Miracle Blade?
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Post by Virt McGirt on Aug 8, 2007 6:35:59 GMT -5
My new favorite site for crap like this is infomercial-hell.com (It's like WC, but for infomercials  ) Edit: And, up until the female co-host was a rude little bitch to me, the ExtenZe one was my favorite *No one really asked, but I just wanted to let it be known.* |
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Brain Of F'n J
Hank Scorpio
Not that cool enough to have one of these....wait.
We Discodians must stick apart.
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Post by Brain Of F'n J on Aug 8, 2007 8:30:21 GMT -5
I always see one for The Magic Bullet. Which is so not a vibrator. My wife and I mark out for this commercial and its ludicrousness. The guy who stumbles in all grumpy ... do they call him VERMIN?!? And what's with the woman in the frumpy house dress and the extreme cats-eyes glasses? Why do I picture her saying "Can you make my omlette menthol-flavored?" Jed Shaffer ~I think her and Vermin are married, and that's why Vermin's so damned drunk. |
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Jelly
Team Rocket
SUPER FANTASTIC
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Post by Jelly on Aug 8, 2007 8:37:43 GMT -5
I always see one for The Magic Bullet. Which is so not a vibrator. My wife and I mark out for this commercial and its ludicrousness. The guy who stumbles in all grumpy ... do they call him VERMIN?!? And what's with the woman in the frumpy house dress and the extreme cats-eyes glasses? Why do I picture her saying "Can you make my omlette menthol-flavored?" Jed Shaffer ~I think her and Vermin are married, and that's why Vermin's so damned drunk. I have had a ridiculous amount of arguments over whether they call that guy Vermin or Vernon. Finally, someone else who thinks its Vermin! I know someone who owns a magic bullet. Oh and me and a friend are one day gonna buy the miracle blades, then return them, but keep the free slicer and juicer. All so we can juice an apple, then use the apple as a cup! |
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