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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Aug 8, 2007 10:49:03 GMT -5
Is it wrong that I know the Pro-Active ads word for word... or that I understand the brilliance of the Miracle Blade? I Know the magic bullet word for word " NACHOs any one?"
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Post by Bobeddy on Aug 8, 2007 10:51:33 GMT -5
My favourite informercial is the Jack LaLane Juicer.
Simply for the enthusiastic moustachiod man saying "Jack LaLane I LOVE your Juicah!"
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Post by Sigma: Current SRW Champ! on Aug 8, 2007 11:06:59 GMT -5
Coudl be worse than Klee Irwin and his daughters bowel movements. You could have Kevin Trudeau telling you time and time again about natural cures THEY don't want you to know about.
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Sajoa Moe
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Aug 8, 2007 11:13:03 GMT -5
My new favorite site for crap like this is infomercial-hell.com (It's like WC, but for infomercials ) Edit: And, up until the female co-host was a rude little b**** to me, the ExtenZe one was my favorite *No one really asked, but I just wanted to let it be known.* It's for "That certain part of the male body". You mean THE PENIS?!?
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Post by krazysane on Aug 8, 2007 11:13:46 GMT -5
I have the magic bullet, it really does work the way they discribe. Makes things rather easy.
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Post by MiLB Fan on Aug 8, 2007 11:30:22 GMT -5
In the Magic Bullet infomercial, is Vernon meant to be hungover? He stumbles down the stairs and says "Aw, not so loud!" Then Mick offers him a smoothie and pretends it has alcohol in it. And if anyone wants to buy the Magic Bullet, I've seen them in those "As Seen on TV" stores.
I like the commercials for Time Life music collections for some reason.
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Post by Grendel on Aug 8, 2007 12:12:36 GMT -5
My new favorite site for crap like this is infomercial-hell.com (It's like WC, but for infomercials ) Edit: And, up until the female co-host was a rude little b**** to me, the ExtenZe one was my favorite *No one really asked, but I just wanted to let it be known.* It's for "That certain part of the male body". You mean THE PENIS?!? I hate those infomercials. They did a great Penn & Teller Bullshit about those pills. Eh, must be a lot of insecure guys out there if they put their trust in a product advertised on an infomercial. ;D The two that I laughed at the most though were the Miss Cleo infomercial and the one with the car wax that would reflect laser beams.
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Post by Brain Of F'n J on Aug 8, 2007 12:19:09 GMT -5
In the Magic Bullet infomercial, is Vernon meant to be hungover? He stumbles down the stairs and says "Aw, not so loud!" Then Mick offers him a smoothie and pretends it has alcohol in it. And if anyone wants to buy the Magic Bullet, I've seen them in those "As Seen on TV" stores. I like the commercials for Time Life music collections for some reason. I always got the impression he was hungover. Hell, I always got the impression he was just an alcoholic. But the name's Vermin. Jed Shaffer ~Vermin: "Do the nachoes have booze in 'em? Or the pasta?"
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Post by erisi236 on Aug 8, 2007 12:25:10 GMT -5
Magic Bullet is greatness! "Lets get this party rolling!"
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Aug 8, 2007 12:35:55 GMT -5
Actually, his name is BERMAN. Just a matter of clarification.
Also, I have the Magic Bullet, but I bought it at Wal*Mart. It works OK, but I don't use it Every. Single. Day. like they advertise.
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Post by Push R Truth on Aug 8, 2007 13:06:22 GMT -5
All I know is that they NEED to make an hour long infomercial that is nothing but:
HEAD ON
APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Aug 8, 2007 13:19:10 GMT -5
I want the magic bullet badly Don't we all? I have a set of Miracle Blade II's. They work REALLY well. The handles feel cheap, but the entire set looks nice in the block... and the cutting board is sweet. Ahem. Time for my medicine now.
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Post by The"threadicidal"bristolspapa on Aug 8, 2007 13:25:00 GMT -5
How about Extenze with that dumb girl who smuggles tic tacs in her shirt, and the guy who is too happy to admitting he's a user?
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Post by Juliana on Aug 8, 2007 13:47:56 GMT -5
I have the magic bullet, it really does work the way they discribe. Makes things rather easy. Yah, whatever you say, Vermin.
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Post by Brain Of F'n J on Aug 8, 2007 14:04:04 GMT -5
I have the magic bullet, it really does work the way they discribe. Makes things rather easy. Yah, whatever you say, Vermin. Cat's Eye Glasses Lady: "If you're not putting a pack of Benson & Hedges in that salsa, I'm not interested." Jed Shaffer ~What's the 7 in the name for, anyway?
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Post by Rorschach on Aug 8, 2007 14:32:35 GMT -5
I must say, I so preferr the GIRLS GONE WILD informercials over any others.
If you're going to try and sell me something at 1:30 in the morning, it may as well be softcore porn, and it may as well make me want to wank off, since if I'm awake at that hour, odds are I'm not going to be doing much else with my time.
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Post by Joie De Vivre on Aug 8, 2007 14:35:15 GMT -5
The only infomercials I look forward to when I can't sleep would have to be either from the Time-Life music collection, or the one advertising "The Midnight Special" On DVD.
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Post by Z-A Sandbaggin' Son of a b!%@h on Aug 8, 2007 20:46:04 GMT -5
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Post by Virt McGirt on Aug 8, 2007 20:46:29 GMT -5
It's for "That certain part of the male body". You mean THE PENIS?!? I hate those infomercials. They did a great Penn & Teller Bullcrap about those pills. Eh, must be a lot of insecure guys out there if they put their trust in a product advertised on an infomercial. ;D... Well, in my defense, I mainly watch for it when I'm too lazy to put on a porno. (And, ironically, there's an ExtenZe commercial right before one of the ones I have starts ;D)
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Post by Jiren on Aug 8, 2007 21:06:55 GMT -5
i remember seeing a Chick Norris exercise machine
i thought i was going mad
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