I now have heat with baker's square

thwak is T.hawk
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I now have heat with baker's square Aug 9, 2007 20:03:56 GMT -5

Post by thwak is T.hawk on Aug 9, 2007 20:03:56 GMT -5

tonight I went in for a dinner at baker's square and I ordered what they called "hand battered cod" which was basically a fancy way of saying "fish n' chips". I don't know why they changed the name but whatever.

now for those of you who don't know what fish n' chips is I'll explain it. it's deep fried fish served with french fries with tarter sauce on the side for dipping the fish into.

but what they brought back to me didn't even resemble fish n' chips at all. first the cod was not even battered or deep fried like the damn menu said it was. it looked like they attempted to deep fry it but the batter fell off so they went "OH CRAP WHAT THE smurf DO WE DO!" then the chef said "screw it serve it anyway but put some sauce on it". and then we get to the second problem, they smurfing drowned this cod in sauce! and finally, to deliver one more "smurf you!" it wasn't even tarter sauce! it was damn honey mustard dressing!

now I've gone to mcdonalds, I've ordered their filet o' fish, I know what tarter sauce tastes like. honey mustard doesn't taste like tarter sauce, it doesn't even LOOK like tarter sauce!

so with this I will now not go into a baker's square for atleast a month!

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Insomniac Retired Mod Karma: -666 Greatest Judge of Artistic Talent On The Boards. Harbinger of War Posts: 22,336	I now have heat with baker's square Aug 9, 2007 20:06:31 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Insomniac on Aug 9, 2007 20:06:31 GMT -5 This heat you speak of, is it nuclear?

Edison taps to the ARMBAR! Hank Scorpio ^ The beautiful harpist Joanna Newsom Posts: 6,483	I now have heat with baker's square Aug 9, 2007 20:08:30 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Edison taps to the ARMBAR! on Aug 9, 2007 20:08:30 GMT -5 Baker's Square is in the dog house with Twak. Berried.
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thwak is T.hawk El Dandy this gimmick isn't confusing at all! Posts: 8,598	I now have heat with baker's square Aug 9, 2007 20:13:28 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by thwak is T.hawk on Aug 9, 2007 20:13:28 GMT -5 edisoncarasio said: Baker's Square is in the dog house with Twak. Berried. who's twak? I'm thwak, who's this twak guy?
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Edison taps to the ARMBAR! Hank Scorpio ^ The beautiful harpist Joanna Newsom Posts: 6,483	I now have heat with baker's square Aug 9, 2007 20:18:03 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Edison taps to the ARMBAR! on Aug 9, 2007 20:18:03 GMT -5 Twak is your secret brother that enjoyed the service at Baker's Square.
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Psy Global Moderator Posts: 179,004,082	I now have heat with baker's square Aug 9, 2007 20:22:12 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Psy on Aug 9, 2007 20:22:12 GMT -5 What you do is tell the waitress that what you go is not what you ordered, tell them you will not pay for it and that you're leaving, probably never to return. Then you pinch her butt and run like hell.
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thwak is T.hawk El Dandy this gimmick isn't confusing at all! Posts: 8,598	I now have heat with baker's square Aug 9, 2007 20:25:36 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by thwak is T.hawk on Aug 9, 2007 20:25:36 GMT -5 edisoncarasio said: Twak is your secret brother that enjoyed the service at Baker's Square. how can that be when you're reporting that baker's square is in the dog house with him.
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I now have heat with baker's square Aug 9, 2007 20:39:44 GMT -5

Post by Edison taps to the ARMBAR! on Aug 9, 2007 20:39:44 GMT -5

thwak said:

edisoncarasio said:

Twak is your secret brother that enjoyed the service at Baker's Square.

how can that be when you're reporting that baker's square is in the dog house with him.

I only report what if fair and balanced.

And in this alternate reality the Dog House is a good thing. It's where soft, fluffy puppies live.

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I FARTED

KOFI NEEDS TO USE AN ARMBAR!

Post by thwak is T.hawk on Aug 9, 2007 20:03:56 GMT -5

Post by Insomniac on Aug 9, 2007 20:06:31 GMT -5

Post by Edison taps to the ARMBAR! on Aug 9, 2007 20:08:30 GMT -5

Post by thwak is T.hawk on Aug 9, 2007 20:13:28 GMT -5

Post by Edison taps to the ARMBAR! on Aug 9, 2007 20:18:03 GMT -5

Post by Psy on Aug 9, 2007 20:22:12 GMT -5

Post by thwak is T.hawk on Aug 9, 2007 20:25:36 GMT -5

Post by Edison taps to the ARMBAR! on Aug 9, 2007 20:39:44 GMT -5