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Post by Aaron E. Dangerously on Aug 12, 2007 21:36:12 GMT -5
Let's say I was trapped in 20 x 20 ft, 15 ft. high steel cage with a pissed off Grizzly Bear. Like, he was ready to KILL me.
All I have is a 3 ft long wooden table leg to protect myself.
I have 5 minutes until the cage doors open.
Could I survive?
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Big L
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Post by Big L on Aug 12, 2007 21:37:08 GMT -5
tomko
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Splinter
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Post by Splinter on Aug 12, 2007 21:37:21 GMT -5
Simply put. U B FCKD
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Johnny
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Post by Johnny on Aug 12, 2007 21:37:42 GMT -5
As a pro bear fighter I have to say unless your a wussy or you have fears of bears yes.
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EvilMasterBetty, Esq.
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Post by EvilMasterBetty, Esq. on Aug 12, 2007 21:37:57 GMT -5
highly doubtful. not enough room for you to run around.
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Ass Dan
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Post by Ass Dan on Aug 12, 2007 21:38:49 GMT -5
Yes. Now go fight that bear and have someone take pictures.
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Post by stevierichardsfan on Aug 12, 2007 21:39:06 GMT -5
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Post by Methusael86 on Aug 12, 2007 21:41:04 GMT -5
"Bear Fight at 11!"
I'd say you have no chance.
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Triple Kelly
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Post by Triple Kelly on Aug 12, 2007 21:42:33 GMT -5
I got one better, let's have you and the bear go 10 rounds at Caesar's Palace and put it on PPV.
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Aug 12, 2007 21:42:53 GMT -5
$20 bucks says "NO", then stares at you with the boogly eyes of doom.
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Aug 12, 2007 21:43:44 GMT -5
Um, No. Not at all
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Post by erisi236 on Aug 12, 2007 21:44:07 GMT -5
Sure, just play dead for 5 minutes.  |
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Aug 12, 2007 21:46:07 GMT -5
Sure, just play dead for 5 minutes. A Pissed Grizzly will still maul you even if you are playing dead. Case in point Timothy Treadwell |
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Hi.
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Post by J is Justice on Aug 12, 2007 21:46:17 GMT -5
Maybe if it was blind
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Post by Lancers on Aug 12, 2007 21:46:52 GMT -5
Is this bear fight actually going to happen? Or is this one of those metaphorical questions about life?
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Post by Aaron E. Dangerously on Aug 12, 2007 21:49:34 GMT -5
Is this bear fight actually going to happen? Or is this one of those metaphorical questions about life? Metaphorical, but I wouldn't mind dying this way. So long as I died RIGHT after the clock ran out, so that it could say on my tombstone that I survived 5 minutes in a steel cage with a Grizzly |
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Post by humanoid on Aug 12, 2007 22:20:52 GMT -5
If the bear already wanted to kill you before the clock started, you would be dead inside of a minute. Even if you are a ninja. Are you a ninja?
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Post by lildude8218 on Aug 12, 2007 22:22:47 GMT -5
Only if you can knock out a dog with one punch
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Post by Johnny on Aug 12, 2007 22:25:30 GMT -5
Heres how I go into my bear fights. I get right up in the bears face and yell MAN UP BEAR! Then I punch Gods mistake right in the face and put it in a headlock. When I think the bear is worn out LARITO!
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Post by NerdyGerdy on Aug 13, 2007 0:09:11 GMT -5
You would only last 30 seconds.
On the bright side, they wouldn't have to feed the bear for a while afterwards.
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