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Post by Thomas Powers of Paine on Aug 13, 2007 0:20:43 GMT -5
If it's a Chicago Bear: definite yes.
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knightboat
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Post by knightboat on Aug 13, 2007 2:24:56 GMT -5
Nope
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Post by Powder/The Professor on Aug 13, 2007 6:50:40 GMT -5
If it's a Chicago Bear: definite yes. Hahahaha, nicely done!. I'd only fight a Bear, if I had a long or sheet sleeve on top of my 'bulletproof" armour...I'd ball up the shirt and when he opens his jowels, I'd shove that shirt as deep as possible into his throat and then do whatever was in my power to keep his jaw shut. And the other way, I came up to fight a 'Wild' Bear is my gouging the hell out of its eyes, 'fishhook' his nose and yank......The Bear might win, but it'll damn he will well know, he's been a fight.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Aug 13, 2007 6:53:59 GMT -5
Not THIS bear:
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Aug 13, 2007 7:03:08 GMT -5
Depends how sharp the table leg is. If it's got a dagger-sharp point on the end, then you possibly could survive. If it's blunt, you're dead.
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Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Aug 13, 2007 7:29:48 GMT -5
And Deaf and crippled and only half grown and already dead.
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Post by -Lithium- on Aug 13, 2007 7:39:16 GMT -5
Is this bear fight actually going to happen? Or is this one of those metaphorical questions about life? Metaphorical, but I wouldn't mind dying this way. So long as I died RIGHT after the clock ran out, so that it could say on my tombstone that I survived 5 minutes in a steel cage with a Grizzly I think you gotta uh...survive for that to happen. Wouldnt you? I aint being sarcastic either was just wondering if thats what peoples defintions of surviving would be. I mean wouldnt you have to come out and live for you have to survived?
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Post by The Thread Barbi on Aug 13, 2007 10:18:11 GMT -5
As a pro bear fighter I have to say unless your a wussy or you have fears of bears yes. ROFFLEZ!!! I'm still laffing like a fool!
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Post by Aaron E. Dangerously on Aug 13, 2007 10:33:51 GMT -5
Metaphorical, but I wouldn't mind dying this way. So long as I died RIGHT after the clock ran out, so that it could say on my tombstone that I survived 5 minutes in a steel cage with a Grizzly I think you gotta uh...survive for that to happen. Wouldnt you? I aint being sarcastic either was just wondering if thats what peoples defintions of surviving would be. I mean wouldnt you have to come out and live for you have to survived? Hey, I would have survived for 5 minutes, not for 5 minutes and 2 seconds. EDIT: Oh, and WHO IS DRIVING? BEAR IS DRIVING! HOW CAN THAT BE?!
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