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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2007 2:08:48 GMT -5
www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,293268,00.html ...no words...nothing can describe how hilarious this is. ...hyperlink doesnt work right, cut and paste that. Before everyone thinks I reload the Fox News website endlessly, I first heard this on ESPN radio and wanted to mention it, but had no article. It then came up again and they brought up foxnews.com running the article. According to Fox News, they are being sued for $63,000,000,000 billion dollars. Making it 63 billion times a billion, equaling $63 quintillion, or $63,000,000,000,000,000,000. Thanks to T-Dog for noticing that.
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Post by Chucklehead,baby!!! on Aug 15, 2007 2:09:28 GMT -5
some people just are sick
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Post by jcdenton on Aug 15, 2007 2:11:44 GMT -5
" a South Carolina inmate who alleges the Atlanta Falcons star stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to buy "missiles from Iran,""
WHAT THE SMURF!
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Post by Sir Bill of Chainsawberg on Aug 15, 2007 2:15:11 GMT -5
Considering the current Vick resentment today, I wouldn't be surprised if this went through.
Actually, on second thought, I'd be really surprised. I never knew that, for one, pit bulls garnered that much money on the black market, and two, people can regularly trade pit bulls for weapons of mass destruction.
On third thought, we should just have a dog-based economy. "How much does that Snickers bar cost?" "Oh, 5 doberman pinchers, sir."
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Post by drclaw on Aug 15, 2007 2:18:39 GMT -5
Considering the current Vick resentment today, I wouldn't be surprised if this went through. Actually, on second thought, I'd be really surprised. I never knew that, for one, pit bulls garnered that much money on the black market, and two, people can regularly trade pit bulls for weapons of mass destruction. On third thought, we should just have a dog-based economy. "How much does that Snickers bar cost?" "Oh, 5 doberman pinchers, sir." I got 5,000,000 Schnauzers in the bank. Its in safety deposit kennel. EDIT=I found that hilarious, I need sleep. |
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Post by Corporate H on Aug 15, 2007 2:21:11 GMT -5
Does he even have that kind of money?
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Post by Rocky Van Heineken on Aug 15, 2007 2:24:12 GMT -5
I seriously doubt that is going to hold up.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2007 2:24:53 GMT -5
Does he even have that kind of money? Bill Gates, the richest man in the freaking world (unless I am forgetting someone) is only worth $56 billion...safe to say he doesnt. |
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Post by Chuckie Finster on Aug 15, 2007 2:25:59 GMT -5
Wow, the guy doesn't know simple journalism.
You either say "63 billion dollars" or "$63,000,000,000".
"63,000,000,000 Billions Dollars" is factually incorrect and in real terms, it's actually 63 Billion times a Billion, which the answer is a number I do now wish to know.
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Post by Sir Bill of Chainsawberg on Aug 15, 2007 2:26:07 GMT -5
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Post by drclaw on Aug 15, 2007 2:33:07 GMT -5
"Michael Vick used drugs in school zones." Oh jeez. This is gold. |
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Post by Tha Kid Joker on Aug 15, 2007 2:33:23 GMT -5
Wow, the guy doesn't know simple journalism. You either say "63 billion dollars" or "$63,000,000,000". "63,000,000,000 Billions Dollars" is factually incorrect and in real terms, it's actually 63 Billion times a Billion, which the answer is a number I do now wish to know. According to Fox News, Michael Vick is being sued for $63,000,000,000,000,000,000! |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2007 2:33:47 GMT -5
Wow, the guy doesn't know simple journalism. You either say "63 billion dollars" or "$63,000,000,000". "63,000,000,000 Billions Dollars" is factually incorrect and in real terms, it's actually 63 Billion times a Billion, which the answer is a number I do now wish to know. That would be 63 quintillion dollars ($63,000,000,000,000,000,000). No seriously, just looked it up on wikipedia. |
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Post by drclaw on Aug 15, 2007 2:35:59 GMT -5
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Aug 15, 2007 2:38:26 GMT -5
Does that amount of money even exsist?
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Post by Beebs is the Final Girl on Aug 15, 2007 2:42:55 GMT -5
how much is that doggie in the window?
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Post by Tha Kid Joker on Aug 15, 2007 2:45:28 GMT -5
Does that amount of money even exsist? I know, right? Who the hell is suing him, Dr. Evil? |
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Post by drclaw on Aug 15, 2007 2:46:29 GMT -5
I have a question. Is it possible to sue the Magna Carta?
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Post by EZ: Brainy Bae on Aug 15, 2007 2:50:47 GMT -5
If an attorney can be provided to defend it, maybe  That hand-written statement may be the funniest thing I've read in ages. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2007 2:51:15 GMT -5
In order to comprehend that kind of money, let me say this.
63 quintillion is more than the amount of possible positions of a Rubix Cube
...more than the # of possible ways to fill out an NCAA March Madness bracket.
...more than the ENTIRE insect population!!!
...more than the amount of cells and bacteria in your body COMBINED
...more than the amount of possible unique home addresses
And for the nerds, the prefix for it (such as mega, giga, and tera are) is "exa".
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