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Post by Arthur Digby Stamp on Aug 17, 2007 11:28:22 GMT -5
I keep buying khaki pants for work that get holes. But the holes are always in the crotch. I'm sick of continually having to buy new pants due to these gaping monstrosities. I'm officially declaring war on crotch holes. I believe a great philosopher said it better then I ever could:
Hey! You people, you know who I am. But you don't know why I'm here. Where is Calvin Klein? Where is the guy that owns Express? That punk can't even get in the building. Me? I go where I want, whenever I want! And where, oh where is the little Indonesian kid that makes pants for Target? 'Cause I've got a scoop for you. When that Ken doll look-a-like, when that weatherman wannabe comes out here later tonight, I got a challenge for him. For Calvin Klein, for the Express guy, and for anybody else who makes khaki pants. Hey, you wanna go to war? You wanna war? You're gonna get one!
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Aug 17, 2007 11:33:57 GMT -5
I keep buying khaki pants for work that get holes. But the holes are always in the crotch. I'm sick of continually having to buy new pants due to these gaping monstrosities. I'm officially declaring war on crotch holes. I believe a great philosopher said it better then I ever could: Hey! You people, you know who I am. But you don't know why I'm here. Where is Calvin Klein? Where is the guy that owns Express? That punk can't even get in the building. Me? I go where I want, whenever I want! And where, oh where is the little Indonesian kid that makes pants for Target? 'Cause I've got a scoop for you. When that Ken doll look-a-like, when that weatherman wannabe comes out here later tonight, I got a challenge for him. For Calvin Klein, for the Express guy, and for anybody else who makes khaki pants. Hey, you wanna go to war? You wanna war? You're gonna get one! Why is there a lot of rubbing going on against your crotch? I've never had this problem... maybe sew a patch in the inside where you usually get holes, so it'll be reinforced? |
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Post by willywonka666 on Aug 17, 2007 11:35:19 GMT -5
I once knew a girl with a gaping monstrosity
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Post by Batman on Aug 17, 2007 11:35:31 GMT -5
You should buy a sewing kit.
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Post by humanoid on Aug 17, 2007 11:38:33 GMT -5
*insert needle dick joke here*
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Post by Arthur Digby Stamp on Aug 17, 2007 11:39:23 GMT -5
I keep buying khaki pants for work that get holes. But the holes are always in the crotch. I'm sick of continually having to buy new pants due to these gaping monstrosities. I'm officially declaring war on crotch holes. I believe a great philosopher said it better then I ever could: Hey! You people, you know who I am. But you don't know why I'm here. Where is Calvin Klein? Where is the guy that owns Express? That punk can't even get in the building. Me? I go where I want, whenever I want! And where, oh where is the little Indonesian kid that makes pants for Target? 'Cause I've got a scoop for you. When that Ken doll look-a-like, when that weatherman wannabe comes out here later tonight, I got a challenge for him. For Calvin Klein, for the Express guy, and for anybody else who makes khaki pants. Hey, you wanna go to war? You wanna war? You're gonna get one! Why is there a lot of rubbing going on against your crotch? I've never had this problem... maybe sew a patch in the inside where you usually get holes, so it'll be reinforced? I think part of the problem is only buying two pairs of pants at a time, so they get worn down faster then usual. But it's no excuse for shoddy crotch stitching. |
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Post by Big Daddy Bad Booking on Aug 17, 2007 11:56:51 GMT -5
I've had a lot of good pants getting thrown out due to hole expose. In 10th grade, my pants ripped out on me. Final day of school I may add.
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Post by willywonka666 on Aug 17, 2007 12:01:16 GMT -5
I blame it on having a huge schlong
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Post by Arthur Digby Stamp on Aug 17, 2007 12:02:23 GMT -5
You should buy a sewing kit. Why would I buy a sewing kit when I have a girlfriend to do that type of stuff for me? When she isn't cooking and cleaning, of course. |
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Post by The"threadicidal"bristolspapa on Aug 17, 2007 12:02:55 GMT -5
I keep buying khaki pants for work that get holes. But the holes are always in the crotch. I'm sick of continually having to buy new pants due to these gaping monstrosities. I'm officially declaring war on crotch holes. I believe a great philosopher said it better then I ever could: Hey! You people, you know who I am. But you don't know why I'm here. Where is Calvin Klein? Where is the guy that owns Express? That punk can't even get in the building. Me? I go where I want, whenever I want! And where, oh where is the little Indonesian kid that makes pants for Target? 'Cause I've got a scoop for you. When that Ken doll look-a-like, when that weatherman wannabe comes out here later tonight, I got a challenge for him. For Calvin Klein, for the Express guy, and for anybody else who makes khaki pants. Hey, you wanna go to war? You wanna war? You're gonna get one! Happens to me too. Change them after work. Khaki fabric just isn't durable. |
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Post by adamclark52 on Aug 17, 2007 12:16:07 GMT -5
I too am a sufferer of crotch-hole-itis. sniff
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Post by Corporate H on Aug 17, 2007 13:06:36 GMT -5
What the hell.
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Post by Arthur Digby Stamp on Aug 17, 2007 13:09:10 GMT -5
I'm forming an army to fight a war against crotch holes. Just to catch you up to speed. |
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Post by amsiraK on Aug 17, 2007 15:12:36 GMT -5
I blame it on having a huge schlong I can't believe it took seven whole replies for this answer! And yeah, that sucks. Sometimes I think it depends on the pants. Dickies tend to wear out in the crotch faster than most, I'm noticing. (As the one in the house responsible for clothing maintenance and repair.) |
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Post by willywonka666 on Aug 17, 2007 15:16:18 GMT -5
I blame it on having a huge schlong I can't believe it took seven whole replies for this answer! |
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