Parents Worst Fight in Years

[-Lithium-]

Damn my parents just theys worst fight in YEARS. Like most fights it started with something stupid then went into a bunch of habored stuff like my mom being a drug addict and my dad being an acoholic and stuff like that. All I could do is laugh when my friend and stuff cause...I unno yellings still funny to me.

Lithiums mom hasnt thrown alot of stuff since: 20037.

EDIT - Now that I think about it. It may have just been the loudest that Ive been around for in years...

[B.A.]

someone's drunk...

[rra]

ravenm said:

Damn my parents just theys worst fight in YEARS. Like most fights it started with something stupid then went into a bunch of habored stuff like my mom being a drug addict and my dad being an acoholic and stuff like that. All I could do is laugh when my friend and stuff cause...I unno yellings still funny to me.

Lithiums mom hasnt thrown alot of stuff since: 20037...

Well, it could be worse.

Then again, my father tried his holier-than-thou routine about my mother's smoking, and she goes all Glenn Close on him: "This Coming from a loser who'll get a liver transplant from drinking too much before 50, F*** You!"

That makes me laugh now. Back then, I cried.

[gmanquik]

I had one of those fights with my sister. Ended with me telling her to eat a dirty, uh, female lower region. I left her speechless, for once.

I hate my mother and sister oh so much.

["American Cream" Dusty Loads]

Last time my parents got into a huge argument, I threw a bottle of snapple at the wall and when they looked at me all shocked I just said, "well you were making a huge scene I figure I might as well too." I then went back into my room and watched Spongebob till they stopped.

[-Lithium-]

Next time Im gonna walk in when they stop for a second and say:

"You know what I havent had in a while? Big Leauge Chew."

[humanoid]

ravenm said:

Next time Im gonna walk in when they stop for a second and say:

"You know what I havent had in a while? Big Leauge Chew."

that would be the coolest thing ever. My wife used to throw shit at me all the time. I wish someone would have been around to say that.

[Chucklehead,baby!!!]

joegasm said:

Last time my parents got into a huge argument, I threw a bottle of snapple at the wall and when they looked at me all shocked I just said, "well you were making a huge scene I figure I might as well too." I then went back into my room and watched Spongebob till they stopped.

LMFAO,im gonna try that

[Rube]

Parents fighting is the worst. I moved out at 16 to get away from it.

[Angus Mcloud]

Man my mom used to get pissed because my dad never got angry or yelled and she was always looking for confrontation. It was pretty funny she would be screaming and he would be talking in his normal voice. I have never NEVER seen my dad angry. My dad is a biker that was in served in Vietnam and he just never gets mad.

[Loki]

My dad has the uncanny habit of making a big deal of stupid stupid things and he'll lose it TOTALLY in a matter of minutes, being unreasonable, paranoid and 100% out of his mind. Just to be back to normal after a couple of minutes.

Last big scene was in february about tortellini. Yes, I kid you not, about a f'n dish of pasta.

My mom had been on diet since 2005, and she managed to lose 50 pounds, settling herself around the 200lbs mark. It wasn't a walk in the park, but it was worth it. But my dad has always been a dick about the food issue, so they often argued about him telling her what to eat and what not to eat.
Mind you, my mom was NEVER a slim girl, it's not like he married Trish Stratus and ended up with Bertha Faye... And on the other hand, my dad went from size 30" to 40" and sports a nice Jake Roberts belly, so he's the last person who has right to talk.

Anyway, a sunday my mom had made tortellini with cream. My dad began mumbling about unhealthy food, about getting fat (him and her) and so on. He ended up turning the platter around and yelling like a madman.
I told him to go smurf himself right in his face and was inches from hitting him (it happened once in another occasion). My mom split us up and I went for a walk. After one hour everything was fine and dandy and he even apologized.

...til next stupid hissy fit.

[I'm The Cool One]

me and my dad have one of those "fearless vs fearless" relationships. my dad came home one morning and was pissed because i had gotten up to check my email (i still dont know why that pissed him off. but since he started doing meth, its really not hard to piss him off). so he came in the front door and started just screaming at me as loud as he could "ANY YOU! GET OFF THE f***ING COMPUTER RIGHT NOW! IT'S TOO f***ING EARLY TO BE ON THERE!!! NOW!!" and frankly, it was too damn early for him to be yelling at me, so i stood up, pointed my finger at him and screamed "YOU DON'T f***ING YELL AT ME LIKE THAT, ITS TOO f***ING EARLY TO DEAL WITH YOUR SHIT!" so my dad turned around and started toward me. he hit me in the chest and knocked me against the wall. i came back and got right in his face. he grabbed me by the throat and thats when i started talking shit, lol. i told him, this time in a very calm voice "hit me old man. do it. they'll find your f***ing body right where you stand. hit me. do it, pussy. are you wanting to die? just hit me..." he just stared me down for the longest time, and then my brother, mom, and a friend that lives next door came in and seperated us. he thought he could intimidate me, but i'm not scared of good-for-nothing tweekers, so it was just a really intense stand-off. not to mention, the last time he ever yelled at me.

[dannybhoy92]

withteeth said:

me and my dad have one of those "fearless vs fearless" relationships. my dad came home one morning and was pissed because i had gotten up to check my email (i still dont know why that pissed him off. but since he started doing meth, its really not hard to piss him off). so he came in the front door and started just screaming at me as loud as he could "ANY YOU! GET OFF THE smurfING COMPUTER RIGHT NOW! IT'S TOO smurfING EARLY TO BE ON THERE!!! NOW!!" and frankly, it was too damn early for him to be yelling at me, so i stood up, pointed my finger at him and screamed "YOU DON'T smurfING YELL AT ME LIKE THAT, ITS TOO smurfING EARLY TO DEAL WITH YOUR crap!" so my dad turned around and started toward me. he hit me in the chest and knocked me against the wall. i came back and got right in his face. he grabbed me by the throat and thats when i started talking crap, lol. i told him, this time in a very calm voice "hit me old man. do it. they'll find your smurfing body right where you stand. hit me. do it, p****. are you wanting to die? just hit me..." he just stared me down for the longest time, and then my brother, mom, and a friend that lives next door came in and seperated us. he thought he could intimidate me, but i'm not scared of good-for-nothing tweekers, so it was just a really intense stand-off. not to mention, the last time he ever yelled at me.

WOW!

[Bones58]

joegasm said:

Last time my parents got into a huge argument, I threw a bottle of snapple at the wall and when they looked at me all shocked I just said, "well you were making a huge scene I figure I might as well too." I then went back into my room and watched Spongebob till they stopped.

You sir, are awesome. Spongebob always cheers me up.

[B.A.]

dannybhoy92 said:

withteeth said:

me and my dad have one of those "fearless vs fearless" relationships. my dad came home one morning and was pissed because i had gotten up to check my email (i still dont know why that pissed him off. but since he started doing meth, its really not hard to piss him off). so he came in the front door and started just screaming at me as loud as he could "ANY YOU! GET OFF THE smurfING COMPUTER RIGHT NOW! IT'S TOO smurfING EARLY TO BE ON THERE!!! NOW!!" and frankly, it was too damn early for him to be yelling at me, so i stood up, pointed my finger at him and screamed "YOU DON'T smurfING YELL AT ME LIKE THAT, ITS TOO smurfING EARLY TO DEAL WITH YOUR crap!" so my dad turned around and started toward me. he hit me in the chest and knocked me against the wall. i came back and got right in his face. he grabbed me by the throat and thats when i started talking crap, lol. i told him, this time in a very calm voice "hit me old man. do it. they'll find your smurfing body right where you stand. hit me. do it, p****. are you wanting to die? just hit me..." he just stared me down for the longest time, and then my brother, mom, and a friend that lives next door came in and seperated us. he thought he could intimidate me, but i'm not scared of good-for-nothing tweekers, so it was just a really intense stand-off. not to mention, the last time he ever yelled at me.

WOW!

you can say that again

[Brandon Walsh is Insane.]

withteeth said:

me and my dad have one of those "fearless vs fearless" relationships. my dad came home one morning and was pissed because i had gotten up to check my email (i still dont know why that pissed him off. but since he started doing meth, its really not hard to piss him off).

There's your problem, man.

[I'm The Cool One]

thewarryah said:

withteeth said:

me and my dad have one of those "fearless vs fearless" relationships. my dad came home one morning and was pissed because i had gotten up to check my email (i still dont know why that pissed him off. but since he started doing meth, its really not hard to piss him off).

There's your problem, man.

no diggity. theres a rason i'm outta there, and with the quickfast.

[Brandon Walsh is Insane.]

withteeth said:

thewarryah said:

There's your problem, man.

no diggity. theres a rason i'm outta there, and with the quickfast.

I have no idea what you just said.

Kids these days with their hippity and hoppity... I tell you.

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^They don't know what the jazz is all about!