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Post by i.Sarita.com on Aug 28, 2007 8:16:53 GMT -5
So I was tricked into going to see this movie by my girlfriend and her friend...and other than a couple of 40 plus year old husbands, I was the only guy in there...
I couldn't believe how completely generic, and obvious this movie was...the plot was pathetic, even in chick flick standards...the little kid in the movie was annoying and pretty much just screamed the entire movie, yet all the college girls in the thearte would go "awwww" any time the kid was on...Scarlett Johansson is pretty nice looking, but even getting to see her in her panties and in the tub...it's totally not worth it...
Plus the movie starts out being all weird, like "Stranger Than Fiction" in terms of weird stuff going on...Like her character flying with an umbrella...but then all of that stuff stops and doesn't happen again until one little time in the end...I know the characters are suppost to be stereotypical, but it was pretty damn bad...Not to mention, the movie seemed like it was about 2 plus hours long...
I lost a little bit of my manhood...I need to watch an Evil Dead movie or something...
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Post by Baixo Astral on Aug 28, 2007 8:18:45 GMT -5
So I was tricked into going to see this movie by my girlfriend and her friend...and other than a couple of 40 plus year old husbands, I was the only guy in there... I couldn't believe how completely generic, and obvious this movie was...the plot was pathetic, even in chick flick standards...the little kid in the movie was annoying and pretty much just screamed the entire movie, yet all the college girls in the thearte would go "awwww" any time the kid was on...Scarlett Johansson is pretty nice looking, but even getting to see her in her panties and in the tub...it's totally not worth it... Plus the movie starts out being all weird, like "Stranger Than Fiction" in terms of weird stuff going on...Like her character flying with an umbrella...but then all of that stuff stops and doesn't happen again until one little time in the end...I know the characters are suppost to be stereotypical, but it was pretty damn bad...Not to mention, the movie seemed like it was about 2 plus hours long... I lost a little bit of my manhood...I need to watch an Evil Dead movie or something... Going to see a terrible chickflick of any sort with your g/f = more manhood. Truth. You're more of a man than any guy that brags about seeing Army of Darkness 13 times, and it's all because of the ladying.
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Post by i.Sarita.com on Aug 28, 2007 8:21:15 GMT -5
So I was tricked into going to see this movie by my girlfriend and her friend...and other than a couple of 40 plus year old husbands, I was the only guy in there... I couldn't believe how completely generic, and obvious this movie was...the plot was pathetic, even in chick flick standards...the little kid in the movie was annoying and pretty much just screamed the entire movie, yet all the college girls in the thearte would go "awwww" any time the kid was on...Scarlett Johansson is pretty nice looking, but even getting to see her in her panties and in the tub...it's totally not worth it... Plus the movie starts out being all weird, like "Stranger Than Fiction" in terms of weird stuff going on...Like her character flying with an umbrella...but then all of that stuff stops and doesn't happen again until one little time in the end...I know the characters are suppost to be stereotypical, but it was pretty damn bad...Not to mention, the movie seemed like it was about 2 plus hours long... I lost a little bit of my manhood...I need to watch an Evil Dead movie or something... Going to see a terrible chickflick of any sort with your g/f = more manhood. Truth. You're more of a man than any guy that brags about seeing Army of Darkness 13 times, and it's all because of the ladying. I knew it wasn't going to be the new Mr.Bean movie...and that it was going to be TND or Hairspray...but hey, it's a means into a realllll nice end ;D
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Post by Baixo Astral on Aug 28, 2007 8:24:16 GMT -5
Going to see a terrible chickflick of any sort with your g/f = more manhood. Truth. You're more of a man than any guy that brags about seeing Army of Darkness 13 times, and it's all because of the ladying. I knew it wasn't going to be the new Mr.Bean movie...and that it was going to be TND or Hairspray...but hey, it's a means into a realllll nice end ;D Nothing wrong with Hairspray... how anyone could willingly watch Mr Bean... in 2007... is beyond me.
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Post by i.Sarita.com on Aug 28, 2007 8:25:23 GMT -5
I knew it wasn't going to be the new Mr.Bean movie...and that it was going to be TND or Hairspray...but hey, it's a means into a realllll nice end ;D Nothing wrong with Hairspray... how anyone could willingly watch Mr Bean... in 2007... is beyond me. Hey, I still watch my 13 glorious Bean episodes every now and then...they still hold up...though I admit that the first Bean movie should have put an end to the idea that anyone would want to see a Mr.Bean movie...ugh the first one was terrible...
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Aug 28, 2007 11:26:36 GMT -5
.Scarlett Johansson is pretty nice looking, but even getting to see her in her panties and in the tub... That's all I needed. Wonder if they have midnight showings around here...
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