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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Sept 10, 2007 3:42:06 GMT -5
What's the most pain you've ever been in? Physically, I mean.
For my money, nothing hurts worse than piping hot coffee in your lungs. You know, you f*** up and inhale it instead of swallow, coffee in your lungs......not cool.
I've almost died twice and even that, not even f***in' close to hot, hot, coffee in your lungs.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Sept 10, 2007 3:44:43 GMT -5
Probably someone hitting a cover drive in quick cricket, straight into my crown jewels. Thankfully, it was a tennis ball, not a cricket ball, but I didn't have a cup on.
A different sort of pain... I was about 6 years old, eating a rocket shaped lolly (called a Zoom), and it fell off the stick. I choked for about a minute, as there was no-one around, before it melted enough to slide whole into my belly. That was hilarious AND horrible.
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Post by Mozenrath on Sept 10, 2007 3:45:50 GMT -5
I've had a few bad ones.
Orange juice straight to the eye. I actually screamed out in pain involuntarily.
My girlfriend accidentally kneeing me in the crotch.
Puking 20+ times in two days. (Very sick)
Tobasco sauce in my eyes. You can feel it burn.
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Post by Thread Pirate Roberts on Sept 10, 2007 3:46:08 GMT -5
Probably someone hitting a cover drive in quick cricket, straight into my crown jewels. Thankfully, it was a tennis ball, not a cricket ball, but I didn't have a cup on. A different sort of pain... I was about 6 years old, eating a rocket shaped lolly (called a Zoom), and it fell off the stick. I choked for about a minute, as there was no-one around, before it melted enough to slide whole into my belly. That was hilarious AND horrible. I think I understood about 1/3rd of that post. |
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Post by Thread Pirate Roberts on Sept 10, 2007 3:47:08 GMT -5
Having Fryalator grease explode over my arm.
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Sept 10, 2007 3:48:59 GMT -5
Probably someone hitting a cover drive in quick cricket, straight into my crown jewels. Thankfully, it was a tennis ball, not a cricket ball, but I didn't have a cup on. A different sort of pain... I was about 6 years old, eating a rocket shaped lolly (called a Zoom), and it fell off the stick. I choked for about a minute, as there was no-one around, before it melted enough to slide whole into my belly. That was hilarious AND horrible. That's a sticky wicket, isn't it? |
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Post by sam_III on Sept 10, 2007 3:50:42 GMT -5
I had really bad diarrhea one time and my stomach hurt so bad, and it lasted for about 2 hours.
Easily the worst I've ever felt.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Sept 10, 2007 3:50:45 GMT -5
Probably someone hitting a cover drive in quick cricket, straight into my crown jewels. Thankfully, it was a tennis ball, not a cricket ball, but I didn't have a cup on. A different sort of pain... I was about 6 years old, eating a rocket shaped lolly (called a Zoom), and it fell off the stick. I choked for about a minute, as there was no-one around, before it melted enough to slide whole into my belly. That was hilarious AND horrible. I think I understood about 1/3rd of that post. Cover Drive = a type of batsman's shot played by swinging the bat down in a vertical arc, through the line of the ball, hitting the ball along the ground, in the direction of cover Cover = fielding position on the off side, about 30 degrees forward of square, a position designed to prevent runs from cover drives, and defensive strokes on the off side; fielding position between point and mid off Quick Cricket = Just a short form of cricket... I'm not explaining cricket any further Crown Jewels = Think ECW's Mahoney. Cricket Ball = Hard and fast. Cup = Think ECW's Mahoney with protective gear on. Tennis Ball = Not so hard, but equally fast. Lolly = Iced Lolly Zoom =  |
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Post by Mozenrath on Sept 10, 2007 3:51:42 GMT -5
I got hit in the face with a sock full of quarters, in the thigh, and one side of my sack. On accident, due to my girlfriend playing around, and not noticing she was hitting me.
Girlfriend hit me with a baseball bat, full swing, into my forearm, again, on accident.
She's either evil, or an incredible klutz.
Also, my dog trying to lick my scraped up fist. Think warm, wet sandpaper.
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Sept 10, 2007 3:52:32 GMT -5
I got hit in the face with a sock full of quarters, in the thigh, and one side of my sack. On accident, due to my girlfriend playing around, and not noticing she was hitting me. Girlfriend hit me with a baseball bat, full swing, into my forearm, again, on accident. She's either evil, or an incredible klutz. Also, my dog trying to lick my scraped up fist. Think warm, wet sandpaper. I think your woman hates you, man. |
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Post by chibidiablo on Sept 10, 2007 3:53:45 GMT -5
I had a forklift truck run over my foot once that was pretty bad
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Sept 10, 2007 3:56:20 GMT -5
I've had a few pains I wouldn't wish on my enemies physically, among them being splashed with grease & I'll throw in the time I broke my big toenail and it dug into my tender skin underneath as a child.
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Post by Mozenrath on Sept 10, 2007 3:56:39 GMT -5
I got hit in the face with a sock full of quarters, in the thigh, and one side of my sack. On accident, due to my girlfriend playing around, and not noticing she was hitting me. Girlfriend hit me with a baseball bat, full swing, into my forearm, again, on accident. She's either evil, or an incredible klutz. Also, my dog trying to lick my scraped up fist. Think warm, wet sandpaper. I think your woman hates you, man. That's the thing: she'll hit me if she's pissed. When she did this, her eyes popped out, and she looked horrified. "I'M SO SORRY!" I guilt tripped her into making me cookies from the baseball bat incident, but the sock of quarters was partially my fault, since I hit myself with it goofing off a few times, but still stood way too close to her. |
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Post by Thread Pirate Roberts on Sept 10, 2007 4:01:55 GMT -5
I think I understood about 1/3rd of that post. Cover Drive = a type of batsman's shot played by swinging the bat down in a vertical arc, through the line of the ball, hitting the ball along the ground, in the direction of cover Cover = fielding position on the off side, about 30 degrees forward of square, a position designed to prevent runs from cover drives, and defensive strokes on the off side; fielding position between point and mid off Quick Cricket = Just a short form of cricket... I'm not explaining cricket any further Crown Jewels = Think ECW's Mahoney. Cricket Ball = Hard and fast. Cup = Think ECW's Mahoney with protective gear on. Tennis Ball = Not so hard, but equally fast. Lolly = Iced Lolly Zoom = Ok got ya now. |
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Post by boiledewokthe3rd on Sept 10, 2007 4:02:17 GMT -5
Firework, crotch, boom, hole in my sack.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Sept 10, 2007 4:16:32 GMT -5
Firework, crotch, boom, hole in my sack. I hope that learned you. |
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Post by boiledewokthe3rd on Sept 10, 2007 5:04:19 GMT -5
I wasn't storing them there! Someone else lit it, I was in the path of destruction. Also, I refuse to learn.
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Post by chickenwhopper on Sept 10, 2007 5:26:29 GMT -5
40 lb milk crate on the shin
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Post by lotus on Sept 10, 2007 5:37:27 GMT -5
without reading the rest of this... (because im badass like that)
3 things.
1. a bike crash at ten that tore the skin off my elbows and knees completly.
2. i was warming my hands over a deep fryer in mid winter and stuck them too close
and got a steam burn.
3. kicking a chair and breaking my toe on it.
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Post by hassanchop on Sept 10, 2007 5:39:42 GMT -5
Having an open fracture, from a speeding motorcycle.
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