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Post by Edison taps to the ARMBAR! on Sept 15, 2007 18:04:36 GMT -5
I remember DARE not teaching us how to do drugs but the finding them part they might have had a hand in. I remember as a kid all my freinds becoming huge drug addicts shortly after the year they had DARE. "Ok, kids. This is a video of a fan at a Grateful Dead concert rolling a joint. Watch carefully, this is what NOT to do . . . " *takes notes on how to roll a joint* That's pretty much how it worked.
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Post by Ace Diamond on Sept 15, 2007 18:07:03 GMT -5
I remember DARE not teaching us how to do drugs but the finding them part they might have had a hand in. I remember as a kid all my freinds becoming huge drug addicts shortly after the year they had DARE. "Ok, kids. This is a video of a fan at a Grateful Dead concert rolling a joint. Watch carefully, this is what NOT to do . . . " *takes notes on how to roll a joint* That's pretty much how it worked. Well ok, for once my school was smart about things and did not do stupid shit like that.
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Post by acressl on Sept 15, 2007 18:10:34 GMT -5
We watched a video once that talked about and showed drugs and half the senior class poked fun at the quality of roll jobs done on some of the joints. Officer Kimbrel was a little disheartened.
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Post by Captain Wonderful on Sept 15, 2007 18:43:51 GMT -5
D.A.R.E. never once warned me against Tylenol Pm's! Yeah, and I had a nice little DPH-abuse period for a while. And, to think, if D.A.R.E. had only warned me of the dangers, I would not have done such a thing! "Remember the anti-drug assemblies (in elementary school)? Nobody does drugs now, thanks D.A.R.E." - Kyle Cease We had the D.A.R.E. program back when I was in school. I was also a huge drug user at one point in my life. Coincidence? No. Despite it's noble intentions, D.A.R.E. is all but worthless. Although McGruff was a happening mascot. He made me want to do right. I remember DARE teaching us HOW to do drugs and where to find them. Was your D.A.R.E. officer Tyrone Biggums? "We all know you can sneak into your momma's room, while she's sleeping, and take $5, $10, maybe $20 dollars from her purse, run on down to 3rd Street, catch the D Bus downtown, and meet a Latin American fellow name Martinez, we know that! And we know that Martinez's stuff is the bomb!"
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Post by kawalimus on Sept 15, 2007 18:51:12 GMT -5
D.A.R.E to waste money and possibly even be counterproductive.
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Post by The Line on Sept 15, 2007 18:56:38 GMT -5
We had DARE back when I was in 5th grade. 7 years later, and my High School is one of the biggest drug abusing schools on the west side of the state(so that takes out the Seattle Metro-area completley, but still, pretty big since I live in a town of 2200 people).
DARE works
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Post by Edison taps to the ARMBAR! on Sept 15, 2007 20:31:01 GMT -5
D.A.R.E. never once warned me against Tylenol Pm's! Yeah, and I had a nice little DPH-abuse period for a while. And, to think, if D.A.R.E. had only warned me of the dangers, I would not have done such a thing! "Remember the anti-drug assemblies (in elementary school)? Nobody does drugs now, thanks D.A.R.E." - Kyle Cease I remember DARE teaching us HOW to do drugs and where to find them. Was your D.A.R.E. officer Tyrone Biggums? "We all know you can sneak into your momma's room, while she's sleeping, and take $5, $10, maybe $20 dollars from her purse, run on down to 3rd Street, catch the D Bus downtown, and meet a Latin American fellow name Martinez, we know that! And we know that Martinez's stuff is the bomb!" I think so. Now that I recall, he DID take a shit in the trash can and steal my juice box.
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Post by I'm The Cool One on Sept 15, 2007 20:41:01 GMT -5
man. someone spits at me. i'll puch em in their mush. no ifs ands or buts about it.
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Post by Captain Wonderful on Sept 15, 2007 21:34:01 GMT -5
Yeah, and I had a nice little DPH-abuse period for a while. And, to think, if D.A.R.E. had only warned me of the dangers, I would not have done such a thing! "Remember the anti-drug assemblies (in elementary school)? Nobody does drugs now, thanks D.A.R.E." - Kyle Cease Was your D.A.R.E. officer Tyrone Biggums? "We all know you can sneak into your momma's room, while she's sleeping, and take $5, $10, maybe $20 dollars from her purse, run on down to 3rd Street, catch the D Bus downtown, and meet a Latin American fellow name Martinez, we know that! And we know that Martinez's stuff is the bomb!" I think so. Now that I recall, he DID take a crap in the trash can and steal my juice box. "You're welcome, teacher bitch!"
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Post by bagsley on Sept 15, 2007 21:35:12 GMT -5
Yeah, if I were the one getting spat at, I would have made a big scene.
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Post by Edison taps to the ARMBAR! on Sept 15, 2007 21:35:36 GMT -5
I think so. Now that I recall, he DID take a crap in the trash can and steal my juice box. "You're welcome, teacher bitch!" "Drugs is all around you kids! What do you think that marker is, some sort of magic crayon? NO!"
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Post by MVP = Ballin.222 on Sept 15, 2007 22:22:41 GMT -5
Yeah, if I were the one getting spat at, I would have made a big scene. ' Yeah that is f***ing sick. A few weeks ago some guy in my 1st period was trying to be a hardass for his little friends so he started spitting in my direction. Needless to say, I had to be held back before I did something really stupid.
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Post by MiLB Fan on Sept 15, 2007 22:33:14 GMT -5
So I went to Borders today to get the Terry Funk book for my Resarch Paper in Texas History. I walk in and infront of the door there are theese two ugly chicks standing infront of a table trying to get people buy cheap kiddie toys to help inner city druggies, or something like that. I walk in talking on my phone and they ask if I want to buy something, I shook my head no and pointed at my phone. I then go about looking arround the Book Store and I got the Funk Book. Then when I came out It got intresting. I walked out the same door I came in and once again walked by the table.This is how it happend. *I walked through both doors of the store and was walking to m Car* DARE Chick #1- Um Sir you just stepped in "IT" *I ignored her because i knew there was nothing there. And Kept walking* DARE Chick #2- Sir how can you step in "IT" *She then spits infront of me . I Stopped ,looked back ans shook my head* DARE Chick #1- WELL GOOD DAY TO YOU TOO SIR * I kept Walking and Got to my car and was driving out of the parking lot* DARE Chick #1- Its people like YOU that need the most help Sir. GAH, Just because I have long hair and was wearing a hoddie dumb broads hassle me. I hate people like that. Wait a minute, are they saying you stepped in a potato? (Kudos to anyone who gets this.) My elementary school had DARE when we were in 6th grade, and it was taught by the local police. I remember how each of us got a workbook, and if you did the assignments you got stickers to put on the front and back covers. Whoever got the most stickers received a DARE stuffed lion. At the end of the year, we had to write an essay about what we learned.
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Post by Smarky on Sept 15, 2007 22:37:41 GMT -5
So I went to Borders today to get the Terry Funk book for my Resarch Paper in Texas History. I walk in and infront of the door there are theese two ugly chicks standing infront of a table trying to get people buy cheap kiddie toys to help inner city druggies, or something like that. I walk in talking on my phone and they ask if I want to buy something, I shook my head no and pointed at my phone. I then go about looking arround the Book Store and I got the Funk Book. Then when I came out It got intresting. I walked out the same door I came in and once again walked by the table.This is how it happend. *I walked through both doors of the store and was walking to m Car* DARE Chick #1- Um Sir you just stepped in "IT" *I ignored her because i knew there was nothing there. And Kept walking* DARE Chick #2- Sir how can you step in "IT" *She then spits infront of me . I Stopped ,looked back ans shook my head* DARE Chick #1- WELL GOOD DAY TO YOU TOO SIR * I kept Walking and Got to my car and was driving out of the parking lot* DARE Chick #1- Its people like YOU that need the most help Sir. GAH, Just because I have long hair and was wearing a hoddie dumb broads hassle me. I hate people like that. Wait a minute, are they saying you stepped in a potato? (Kudos to anyone who gets this.) Would we be talking about Doug, by any chance?
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Post by MiLB Fan on Sept 15, 2007 22:47:37 GMT -5
Wait a minute, are they saying you stepped in a potato? (Kudos to anyone who gets this.) Would we be talking about Doug, by any chance? That was indeed what I was referencing. Good job.
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Post by Massive G on Sept 15, 2007 23:00:56 GMT -5
I remember laughing long and loud when one of my friends remarked that D.A.R.E. stands for "drugs are really expensive". What kind of fifth grader says that?
With that being said, not all drugs are really expensive. Some are surprisingly affordable.
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Post by Smarky on Sept 15, 2007 23:02:58 GMT -5
Would we be talking about Doug, by any chance? That was indeed what I was referencing. Good job. Awesome. I'm so pleased with my so pitiful of a life that I actually remember that.
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Post by Grendel on Sept 15, 2007 23:21:34 GMT -5
At least you young whippersnappers got D.A.R.E. programs. Back in school in the 80's (damn, I'm old) we had really crapty anti drug movies.
I remember one that I believe was called Dead is Dead. It had a black host talking somberly with mood music in the background. The message was plain and simple; if you do drugs, you will die (oh god we pissed off out health teacher by snickering and laughing throughout this movie. The only other thing I can remember about this film is that it had a real hot ethnic chick in it). Yeah ... right. And we had Nancy Regan's Just Say No bullcrap going around as well.
And they brought in this motivational speaker to talk to us about the evils of drugs and alcohol. And do you have any idea how hard it is listening to someone droning on and on about drugs and alcohol while you're nursing a 3 star hangover? ;D
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Post by Jock Ass on Sept 15, 2007 23:24:40 GMT -5
I remember laughing long and loud when one of my friends remarked that D.A.R.E. stands for "drugs are really expensive". What kind of fifth grader says that? With that being said, not all drugs are really expensive. Some are surprisingly affordable. I smell a game here... D.A.R.E. - Doughnuts Are Really Expensive
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Post by Edison taps to the ARMBAR! on Sept 15, 2007 23:25:20 GMT -5
At least you young whippersnappers got D.A.R.E. programs. Back in school in the 80's (damn, I'm old) we had really crapty anti drug movies. I remember one that I believe was called Dead is Dead. It had a black host talking somberly with mood music in the background. The message was plain and simple; if you do drugs, you will die (oh god we pissed off out health teacher by snickering and laughing throughout this movie. The only other thing I can remember about this film is that it had a real hot ethnic chick in it). Yeah ... right. And we had Nancy Regan's Just Say No bullcrap going around as well. And they brought in this motivational speaker to talk to us about the evils of drugs and alcohol. And do you have any idea how hard it is listening to someone droning on and on about drugs and alcohol while you're nursing a 3 star hangover? ;D I was born in 85, so I had just missed the Regan "Just say no!" campaign, but the term was still being thrown around when I was a young'in. Just like the whole "Drug Free by 2000!" Yeah, that sure worked.
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