Jerks from D.A.R.E

[Drillbit Taylor]

So I went to Borders today to get the Terry Funk book for my Resarch Paper in Texas History. I walk in and infront of the door there are theese two ugly chicks standing infront of a table trying to get people buy cheap kiddie toys to help inner city druggies, or something like that.

I walk in talking on my phone and they ask if I want to buy something, I shook my head no and pointed at my phone. I then go about looking arround the Book Store and I got the Funk Book. Then when I came out It got intresting.

I walked out the same door I came in and once again walked by the table.This is how it happend.

*I walked through both doors of the store and was walking to m Car*

DARE Chick #1- Um Sir you just stepped in "IT"

*I ignored her because i knew there was nothing there. And Kept walking*

DARE Chick #2- Sir how can you step in "IT"

*She then spits infront of me . I Stopped ,looked back ans shook my head*

DARE Chick #1- WELL GOOD DAY TO YOU TOO SIR


* I kept Walking and Got to my car and was driving out of the parking lot*

DARE Chick #1- Its people like YOU that need the most help Sir.


GAH, Just because I have long hair and was wearing a hoddie dumb broads hassle me. I hate people like that.

[Mister Pigwell]

Wait, she SPAT in your general direction?

That's a serious issue in my book...

[Drillbit Taylor]

valens said:

Wait, she SPAT in your general direction?

That's a serious issue in my book...

Yes, she Spat at me because I ignored them.

[Mister Pigwell]

hotrod05 said:

valens said:

Wait, she SPAT in your general direction?

That's a serious issue in my book...

Yes, she Spat at me because I ignored them.

You're a stronger man then I am then, I would have raised a scene from hell shouting in that situation.

[Drillbit Taylor]

valens said:

hotrod05 said:

Yes, she Spat at me because I ignored them.

You're a stronger man then I am then, I would have raised a scene from hell shouting in that situation.

See It was two chicks, two ugly chicks, that are shilling an orginzation run by cops. I did not want to make a scene

[Edison taps to the ARMBAR!]

What did you step in? "IT"?

[The Great El' PANDA King]

I once met a D.A.R.E chick who was fat, stunk like hell, and was pissed at me because I told her 'I smoked weed, did heroin, did E, went to raves, and ate cigarettes' when she asked if I did drugs. I was of course lying and hate drugs, but I just wanted to piss her off.

I then told her to go on weight watchers and leave my ass alone.

[Edison taps to the ARMBAR!]

cenaismyrunonname said:

I once met a D.A.R.E chick who was fat, stunk like hell, and was pissed at me because I told her 'I smoked weed, did heroin, did E, went to raves, and ate cigarettes' when she asked if I did drugs. I was of course lying and hate drugs, but I just wanted to piss her off.

I then told her to go on weight watchers and leave my ass alone.

LOL at ate cigs.

[Drillbit Taylor]

edisoncarasio said:

What did you step in? "IT"?

I stepped in "IT". whatever the hell "IT" is, I do not know. There was no gum or anything on the sidewalk. But I stepped in "IT"

[Ace Diamond]

Well it's nice to know D.A.R.E. has become just as bad as PETA.

[The Ultimate]

hotrod05 said:

See It was two chicks, two ugly chicks, that are shilling an orginzation run by cops. I did not want to make a scene

Wow. For an organization run by cops, the members sure don't act reverent. At least, not these two fellows.

[Ace Diamond]

hotrod05 said:

edisoncarasio said:

What did you step in? "IT"?

I stepped in "IT". whatever the hell "IT" is, I do not know. There was no gum or anything on the sidewalk. But I stepped in "IT"

Maybe they were filming a remake of that Stephen King movie...

Seriously that's the dumbest f***ing message ever, and it's odd because at least when i was back in elementary school, DARE was a lot better at getting the point across.

[Drillbit Taylor]

aodpilot said:

hotrod05 said:

I stepped in "IT". whatever the hell "IT" is, I do not know. There was no gum or anything on the sidewalk. But I stepped in "IT"

Maybe they were filming a remake of that Stephen King movie...

Yea.... I did not see Pennywise around either.

[Edison taps to the ARMBAR!]

damaramu said:

hotrod05 said:

See It was two chicks, two ugly chicks, that are shilling an orginzation run by cops. I did not want to make a scene

Wow. For an organization run by cops, the members sure don't act reverent. At least, not these two fellows.

Obv. they were trained by the police in how to be polite.

[acressl]

We had the D.A.R.E. program back when I was in school. I was also a huge drug user at one point in my life. Coincidence? No. Despite it's noble intentions, D.A.R.E. is all but worthless. Although McGruff was a happening mascot. He made me want to do right.

[Edison taps to the ARMBAR!]

acressl said:

We had the D.A.R.E. program back when I was in school. I was also a huge drug user at one point in my life. Coincidence? No. Despite it's noble intentions, D.A.R.E. is all but worthless. Although McGruff was a happening mascot. He made me want to do right.

I remember DARE teaching us HOW to do drugs and where to find them.

[Ace Diamond]

I remember DARE not teaching us how to do drugs but the finding them part they might have had a hand in.

[acressl]

We had to act out little scenarios. "NO TOMMY, I WON'T SMOKE YOUR MARIJUANA CIGARETTE BECAUSE I DON'T NEED THAT TO HAVE FUN!!!!" We had it early though. Nothing wrong with educating the kids, but when it's something they have no knowledge of and has no bearing on their life it sort of goes in one ear and out the other. It was basically just something that absorbed a class period or two.

[Smarky]

They probably have a poster of that Truth commercial guy that they make sacrifices to every night.

[Mister Pigwell]

D.A.R.E. never once warned me against Tylenol Pm's!