Post by Mozenrath on Sept 20, 2007 22:47:48 GMT -5
This may be the strangest post I have ever done, but I do it at Jake's urging, so here we go.
If you are under 30 years of age, ignore this post, its for the oldsters...
Is it getting tougher to get out of bed, for normal reasons, like NOT going out and having that wonderful brewsky marathon the night before? Is there a new hitch in your gitty-up when you walk, the knee is just tweeking, the back is not nearly as flexible as in days gone by? Wrist problems, not brought on by endless computer surfing (or brought on by same?)?
Well, tell us what you figure out to do about it, we are all ears.
Okay, we'll tell you what WE do about it.
There is a book out on the market entitled Secret Food Cures. I can't say everything in it is gospel, but folks, there is a quirky one inside that does work.
For those who suffer from arthritis and all of its cousins...here's one you can try.
Buy a 2lb box (or 1lb if you can find it) of golden raisins..must be the golden variety. Go get a bottle of gin, whatever you like, not fancy, just plain old gin. Do not drink it...we don't encourage such things, so thats your disclaimer.....
Get a glass bowl must be glass to work properly. Put the raisins in the bowl, then pour the gin into the bowl, just covering the raisins. Put them on the counter, wheverever, but DO NOT REFRIGERATE. Put a paper towel over them to keep them clean, things from falling in, etc.. Everyday stir the raising up and over to make sure each gets its fair allotment of gin. The gin will soak into those raisins in about 5 days. PUT the now, non liquid raisin mix in a GLASS jar, with a GLASS top. DO NOT REFRIGERATE. Now, everyday, eat 9 raisins. Many people take them early in the morning so they remember. Just 9, once a day, and that is it.
It works. Jake would tell you that he truly thought I was certifiable when I suggested that a few ailments he was enjoying could be enjoyed from a further view. He muttered his way through about a week of these things, and then something happened. He could get out of bed easier, his hands are more comfortable, his neck hurts him less, his back is good, the hip is better than ever, he's a happy snake.
Give it a try. He really wanted me to share this with you guys...I hope somebody can get a bit of relief with this.
For team snake, and a happy BIG snake..
If you are under 30 years of age, ignore this post, its for the oldsters...
Is it getting tougher to get out of bed, for normal reasons, like NOT going out and having that wonderful brewsky marathon the night before? Is there a new hitch in your gitty-up when you walk, the knee is just tweeking, the back is not nearly as flexible as in days gone by? Wrist problems, not brought on by endless computer surfing (or brought on by same?)?
Well, tell us what you figure out to do about it, we are all ears.
Okay, we'll tell you what WE do about it.
There is a book out on the market entitled Secret Food Cures. I can't say everything in it is gospel, but folks, there is a quirky one inside that does work.
For those who suffer from arthritis and all of its cousins...here's one you can try.
Buy a 2lb box (or 1lb if you can find it) of golden raisins..must be the golden variety. Go get a bottle of gin, whatever you like, not fancy, just plain old gin. Do not drink it...we don't encourage such things, so thats your disclaimer.....
Get a glass bowl must be glass to work properly. Put the raisins in the bowl, then pour the gin into the bowl, just covering the raisins. Put them on the counter, wheverever, but DO NOT REFRIGERATE. Put a paper towel over them to keep them clean, things from falling in, etc.. Everyday stir the raising up and over to make sure each gets its fair allotment of gin. The gin will soak into those raisins in about 5 days. PUT the now, non liquid raisin mix in a GLASS jar, with a GLASS top. DO NOT REFRIGERATE. Now, everyday, eat 9 raisins. Many people take them early in the morning so they remember. Just 9, once a day, and that is it.
It works. Jake would tell you that he truly thought I was certifiable when I suggested that a few ailments he was enjoying could be enjoyed from a further view. He muttered his way through about a week of these things, and then something happened. He could get out of bed easier, his hands are more comfortable, his neck hurts him less, his back is good, the hip is better than ever, he's a happy snake.
Give it a try. He really wanted me to share this with you guys...I hope somebody can get a bit of relief with this.
For team snake, and a happy BIG snake..
