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Post by The Lach is very tired on Sept 24, 2007 0:56:50 GMT -5
Yes fellow crappers. The Lach is here to answer any question about the greatest country south of the Equator. Be is cultural, geograhical, demographical or anything else. Fire away!
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Post by Thread Pirate Roberts on Sept 24, 2007 0:57:48 GMT -5
Have you ever looked inside a Kangaroo's pouch?
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Post by machinegun on Sept 24, 2007 0:58:03 GMT -5
Have you ever seen a kangaroo?
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Post by Joe Neglia on Sept 24, 2007 1:03:37 GMT -5
How many tourists have you killed after they made a "shrimp on the barbie" joke?
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Post by Skeleton Crew on Sept 24, 2007 1:11:51 GMT -5
Yes fellow crappers. The Lach is here to answer any question about the greatest country south of the Equator. Be is cultural, geograhical, demographical or anything else. Fire away! Is Fosters Really Australian for beer? And is Paul Hogan even popular there? |
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Post by Ass Dan on Sept 24, 2007 1:21:34 GMT -5
Is it like on Neighbours, where everyone is mean and possibly a mechanic?
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Post by machinegun on Sept 24, 2007 1:26:12 GMT -5
How is Nathan Jones doing?
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Sept 24, 2007 1:39:45 GMT -5
1. Kangaroo's puches are all slimey & stuff.
2. Yeah Kangaroos are pretty prevalent about 20 miles from my house.
3. I have not killed any tourists, threatened, not killed. We call them prawns here anyway.
4. If you walk into any pub here you will not find Foster's on tap or even in bottles. We export 90% of the stuff.
5. I wish it was more like neighbours, then there would be like 25 hot chicks in my street instead of senior citizens.
6. Nathan Jones is a bum, he was in The Condemned though, which was filmed in Australia.
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Post by machinegun on Sept 24, 2007 1:41:54 GMT -5
Do all of you say G'Day mate?
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Sept 24, 2007 1:42:32 GMT -5
Why is there a guy with a giant boot kicking a bare ass on your flag?
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Post by machinegun on Sept 24, 2007 1:43:32 GMT -5
Do you see a lot of Koala bears?
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Sept 24, 2007 1:45:55 GMT -5
I do say G'Day & mate but not usually together.
That isn't on the real flag but I would probably like that more then our real one.
Koalas, sadly, are increasingly rare but I do see the odd one around.
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Post by machinegun on Sept 24, 2007 1:47:09 GMT -5
What do you do when you see a Koala bear? You chase that summa bitch?
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Sept 24, 2007 1:52:13 GMT -5
Nah, just head bush & you will see one eventually. They growl loud as motherf***ers, seriously.
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Post by machinegun on Sept 24, 2007 1:54:08 GMT -5
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Sept 24, 2007 2:37:51 GMT -5
Nah, just head bush & you will see one eventually. They growl loud as mothersmurfers, seriously. Has your apartment ever been infested with Kola Bears? Would such an infested to the cutest ever? |
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Sept 24, 2007 4:33:36 GMT -5
Nah, just head bush & you will see one eventually. They growl loud as mothersmurfers, seriously. Has your apartment ever been infested with Kola Bears? Would such an infested to the cutest ever? Mitch Hedberg FTW! They aren't dangerous, they just sound like they are. Sadly I have never suffered an infestation. |
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Post by Jason Todd Grisham on Sept 24, 2007 4:37:00 GMT -5
Do you ever worry about the threat New Zealand poses to your national sovereignty?
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Post by Ace Diamond on Sept 24, 2007 4:41:19 GMT -5
Do women glow and men plunder?
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Sept 24, 2007 4:44:59 GMT -5
New Zealand are a threat? Seriously, there is a section in our constitution that would allow New Zealand to become a state of Australia.
I certainly plunder, some women do glow, but it is mainly the ones who were too close to the British nuclear tests in the desert in the 50's & 60's
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