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Post by heffer111 on Oct 2, 2007 19:36:59 GMT -5
I think i just realized how cruel raising a child is, all based on manipulation. Anyways, whats the scariest crap your parents would tell you in order to get you to do something? I remember i was told that if i didnt eat all the food on my plate, then Dr. Killdare (I was 5, had no clue who he was, but his name sounded scary as smurf) would come over and have to stick tubes in my stomach in order to force feed me. Jesus christ.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Oct 2, 2007 19:38:14 GMT -5
We were going out for burgers, instead we went to the psychiatrist...
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Post by Insomniac on Oct 2, 2007 19:38:29 GMT -5
They used to tell me that a morbidly obese man would break into our home via the chimney, eat all our cookies and milk, and then leave me coal if I was bad.
That scared the shit out of me.
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Post by willywonka666 on Oct 2, 2007 19:39:29 GMT -5
I think i just realized how cruel raising a child is, all based on manipulation. Anyways, whats the scariest crap your parents would tell you in order to get you to do something? I remember i was told that if i didnt eat all the food on my plate, then Dr. Killdare (I was 5, had no clue who he was, but his name sounded scary as smurf) would come over and have to stick tubes in my stomach in order to force feed me. Jesus christ. Wow-that is creative-I'll give them that. My parents usually scared the shit out of me with the truth though-like what They would do if I didn't eat
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Rube
Hank Scorpio
Sammich Bogart
It's always the same and it's always different.
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Post by Rube on Oct 2, 2007 19:43:44 GMT -5
Hell exists.
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King Koopa
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Post by rra on Oct 2, 2007 19:45:57 GMT -5
I think i just realized how cruel raising a child is, all based on manipulation. Anyways, whats the scariest crap your parents would tell you in order to get you to do something? I remember i was told that if i didnt eat all the food on my plate, then Dr. Killdare (I was 5, had no clue who he was, but his name sounded scary as smurf) would come over and have to stick tubes in my stomach in order to force feed me. Jesus christ. We Love You.
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Post by Gopher Mod on Oct 2, 2007 19:46:31 GMT -5
True, it's about 70 miles away from Toledo.
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General Zod
Samurai Cop
KNEEL!
KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!
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Post by General Zod on Oct 2, 2007 19:47:19 GMT -5
He's right. I've been there. Twice.
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Post by rra on Oct 2, 2007 19:48:40 GMT -5
True, it's about 70 miles away from Toledo. Or is it 70 miles to Toledo?
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Post by jcdenton on Oct 2, 2007 19:54:44 GMT -5
True, it's about 70 miles away from Toledo. Or is it 70 miles to Toledo? touche
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Post by Shy Guy on Oct 2, 2007 19:56:33 GMT -5
We were going out for burgers, instead we went to the psychiatrist... a day to the toy store turned out to be shopping for a new toilet...
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Post by Dangery Scubba on Oct 2, 2007 19:57:45 GMT -5
That some scary biker dude would sneak in through the window and bite my feet off if I didn't cover up when I went to bed.
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Post by heffer111 on Oct 2, 2007 20:01:47 GMT -5
That some scary biker dude would sneak in through the window and bite my feet off if I didn't cover up when I went to bed. thats so f***ed up
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Here, have some chili dogs
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Oct 2, 2007 20:33:06 GMT -5
Not a lie, but not filling me in on how the world really works when I was young enough to make the right decisions so I wouldn't have to find out about this bullshit as an older person. Could have saved a lot of trouble and money. You know the importance of saving money and proper money handling skills. Not letting school be my primary source of education. Not exposing me to any other culture other than where I lived or the distorted shit on TV. Sure parents teach you how to behave at school, but that's where it ends most of the time.
Not to say they were bad, I feel that they didn't adjust to the times and the some bad tendencies that are passed on from generation to generation.
Don't let me get started on the biggest f*** up parents do to there children when they aren't properly prepared.....COLLEGE!!!!
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Post by Allison Reynolds on Oct 2, 2007 20:43:04 GMT -5
My parents used to say that if I didn't dry my hair good enough after a bath. I would go blind.
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Post by Captain Wonderful on Oct 2, 2007 20:55:38 GMT -5
My uncle tells my little cousin that if he pouts, a bird will shit on his lip.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Oct 3, 2007 0:00:01 GMT -5
My brother got this one cause he was notorious for not flushing after a toilet visit: 'If you leave a piece of poo in the toilet for too long it will change into a monster and eat you'. And I heard this from a teacher so I don't know if it counts: 'If you leave a power outlet switched on with nothing plugged in your house will blow up'. Note: power outlets in Australian have switches on them like this:
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Post by Thread Pirate Roberts on Oct 3, 2007 0:01:36 GMT -5
That I would go blind.
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Post by PaulSackInYoFace™ on Oct 3, 2007 0:04:15 GMT -5
"You will not pee on the toilet seat or I'll cut your peter off''
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Post by Ramses on Oct 3, 2007 0:05:36 GMT -5
El Cucuy.
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