Anaconda 3 (& 4!) starring...David Hasselhoff!

[Joe Neglia]

Moviehole reports that thanks to Sony Pictures, the anaconda's back and David Hasselhoff's got it! Following the recent trend of back-to-back small-screen sequels, Sony's doing ANACONDA 3 (subtitled THE OFFSPRING) and 4 on location in the jungles of...Romania, with Hasselhoff starring. He plays a mercenary who's hired by a billionaire to capture one of the big snakes, which—of course—holds the key to curing a terminal disease. Don E. FauntLeRoy (cinematographer on the JEEPERS CREEPERS films) directs both movies, and the cast also includes Crystal Allen and John Rhys-Davies. Both will premiere—of course—on the Sci Fi Channel before hitting Sony DVD.

fangoria.com/news_article.php?id=5127

Dammit, I was sooo looking forward to Boa Vs. Python Vs. Hoff instead.

[humanoid]

Finally, a little bit of respectabillity for the Anaconda franchise.

[Kevin Hamilton]

If he and KITT hadn't had the falling out he could just run over them snakes.

[Thread Pirate Roberts]

King Cobras gonna be pissed.

[Rorschach]

Dread Central posted this earlier today....and I think someone here mentioned it in the DTV thread, too.

But dammit, enough with the crappy DTV sequels already. Jesus.

[rra]

karnage70 said:

Dread Central posted this earlier today....and I think someone here mentioned it in the DTV thread, too.

But dammit, enough with the crappy DTV sequels already. Jesus.

NEEEEEEVER!

Coming Soon: ROBOCOP 4

[Rorschach]

rra said:

karnage70 said:

Dread Central posted this earlier today....and I think someone here mentioned it in the DTV thread, too.

But dammit, enough with the crappy DTV sequels already. Jesus.

NEEEEEEVER!

Coming Soon: ROBOCOP 4

I must be made out of corn, because you have GOT to be shitting me.

ROBOCOP 4? Seriously?

Jesus, it's only a matter of time now before they crank out a DTV sequel to Bay's TEXAS CHAINSAW, with it's one armed Leatherface.

[rra]

karnage70 said:

rra said:

NEEEEEEVER!

Coming Soon: ROBOCOP 4

I must be made out of corn, because you have GOT to be crapting me.

ROBOCOP 4? Seriously?

Jesus, it's only a matter of time now before they crank out a DTV sequel to Bay's TEXAS CHAINSAW, with it's one armed Leatherface.

Oh I was taking a piss. Its not happening.......................yet.

Then again, Sci-FI Channel *did* effectively make a Direct-for-TV movie that is ROBOCOP 4.

[TRMcGillicutty]

I'm excited, I f***ing love the Anaconda movies way more than any sane person should.