Ive Been Everywhere

[barryhorowitz4ever]

I was toting my pack along the long dusty Winnemucca road
When along came a semi with a high canvas covered load
If your goin' to Winnemucca, Mack with me you can ride
And so I climbed into the cab and then I settled down inside
He asked me if I'd seen a road with so much dust and sand
And I said, "Listen! I've traveled every road in this here land!"

I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Crossed the deserts bare, man
I've breathed the mountain air, man
Of travel I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere

I've been to:
Reno
Chicago
Fargo
Minnesota
Buffalo
Toronto
Winslow
Sarasota
Wichita
Tulsa
Ottawa
Oklahoma
Tampa
Panama
Mattawa
LaPaloma
Bangor
Baltimore
Salvador
Amarillo
Tocapillo
Barranquilla
And Padilla

I'm a Killer
I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Crossed the deserts bare, man
I've breathed the mountain air, man
Of travel I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere

I've been to:
Boston
Charleston
Dayton
Louisiana
Washington
Houston
Kingston
Texarkana
Monterey
Ferriday
Santa Fe
Tallapoosa
Glen Rock
Black Rock
Little Rock
Oskaloosa
Tennessee
Tinnesay
Chicopee
Spirit Lake
Grand Lake
Devil's Lake
Crater Lake

For Pete's Sake
I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Crossed the deserts bare, man
I've breathed the mountain air, man
Of travel I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere

I've been to:
Louisville
Nashville
Knoxville
Ombabika
Schefferville
Jacksonville
Waterville
Costa Rica
Pittsfield
Springfield
Bakersfield
Shreveport
Hackensack
Cadillac
Fond du Lac
Davenport
Idaho
Jellico
Argentina
Diamantina
Pasadena
Catalina

See What I Mean
I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Crossed the deserts bare, man
I've breathed the mountain air, man
Of travel I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere

I've been to:
Pittsburgh
Parkersburg
Gravelbourg
Colorado
Ellensburg
Rexburg
Vicksburg
Eldorado
Larimore
Atmore
Haverstraw
Chatanika
Chaska
Nebraska
Alaska
Opelika
Baraboo
Waterloo
Kalamazoo
Kansas City
Sioux City
Cedar City
Dodge City

What A Pity
I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Crossed the deserts bare, man
I've breathed the mountain air, man
Of travel I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere

I've been everywhere

[Mister Pigwell]

You haven't been on the pirates ship?

You ain't been everywhere then man.

[Thread Pirate Roberts]

Well if he did managed to get on the Pirate ship he would then be forced to walk the plank!

[humanoid]

Anyone who says Disneyland is the happiest place on earth has never been on the Pirates Ship.

[jmac950]

humanoid said:

Anyone who says Disneyland is the happiest place on earth has never been on the Pirates Ship.

Or St. Catherine's street in Montreal. . . .

Or the Roxy night club in Vancouver when the Canucks/Lions are in town.

Or a Guatemalan strip club Puerto Barrios, Guatemala.

So clearly that person has not yet been to everywhere.

[Baixo Astral]

I've never been to Me.

[Mozenrath]

Ever been.... in a ring of FIRE?!

[Thread Pirate Roberts]

thegoldenspike said:

I've never been to Me.

You don't want to go there I have heard it's kinda icky.

[TuneinTokyo]

ya ever been to Iran?

[i.Sarita.com]

Poor Johnny Cash...having all of his songs used for commercials...

[biafra]

You ever had a holiday in Cambodia?

It's tough kid but it's life.

[Silent Brad]

hey, ive been to wichita.

[Joie De Vivre]

biafracorleone said:

You ever had a holiday in Cambodia?

It's tough kid but it's life.

Don't forget to pack a wiiiiife!

[TuneinTokyo]

Pol-Pot.....Pol-Pot.....

['Foretold' Joker]

John you've been on the go ever since you were born and I
imagine few people in the world today have travelled as much
as you have. Now why?

Well I dunno.
I suppose some of us are cave dwellers, some of us live in houses, some of us like to be loose footed.
I'm a ramblin' man.

I'm a ramblin' man.

Paris
Tibet
Sydney
Naxos

Rangoon
Rotterdam
Runcton
The Cayman Islands

Malawi
Mauritius
Haight-Ashbury
Patagonia

Kingston
Kentish Town
Codrington
Koh Samui

Felixstowe
Fingrinhoe
Valmorel
The North Pole

Brixton
Antwerp
Gujarat
Prawle

Uganda
Shennington
Sudbury
Sri Lanka

Ecuador
Edinburgh
Stockholm
Abu Dhabi

Lexington
Lindos
Tokyo
Harlem

Ipanema
Nicosia
Granada
San Jose

Damascus
Mandalay
San Frandisco
Atlantis

Adelaide
Angmering
Arumpo
Amsterdam

New York
Kabul
Rwanda
Kyoto

Manchester
Prague
Mendhurst
Toronto

Madrid
Melbourne
Dublin
Dakar

Boston
Oslo
Tooting
Belfast

Botswana
Tonga
Rayburn

I'm a ramblin' man
And you're going to keep on rambling?
Oh yes, he he, have to.

[Dr. Marzvon Zombie M.D.]

Have you been to Badstreet Atlanta GA? I HIGHLY doubt it.