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Post by Arthur Digby Stamp on Oct 16, 2007 17:47:10 GMT -5
I stumbled upon the description for "Teeth" on IGN just now. I thought I'd share. movies.ign.com/objects/142/14211391.htmlHigh school student Dawn (Jess Weixler) works hard at suppressing her budding sexuality by being the local chastity group's most active participant. Her task is made even more difficult by her bad boy stepbrother Brad's (John Hensley) increasingly provocative behavior at home. A stranger to her own body, innocent Dawn discovers she has a toothed vagina when she becomes the object of violence. As she struggles to comprehend her anatomical uniqueness, Dawn experiences both the pitfalls and the power of being a living example of the vagina dentata myth. ....yup. |
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Post by Rorschach on Oct 16, 2007 17:49:32 GMT -5
Another example of this type of movie is ANGST starring Fiona Horsey as a prostitute who's toothy va-jay-jay developes a taste for human flesh.
From all I have read, TEETH sounds like the much better movie.
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Post by Dr. Marzvon Zombie M.D. on Oct 16, 2007 17:50:10 GMT -5
I stumbled upon the description for "Teeth" on IGN just now. I thought I'd share. movies.ign.com/objects/142/14211391.htmlHigh school student Dawn (Jess Weixler) works hard at suppressing her budding sexuality by being the local chastity group's most active participant. Her task is made even more difficult by her bad boy stepbrother Brad's (John Hensley) increasingly provocative behavior at home. A stranger to her own body, innocent Dawn discovers she has a toothed vagina when she becomes the object of violence. As she struggles to comprehend her anatomical uniqueness, Dawn experiences both the pitfalls and the power of being a living example of the vagina dentata myth. ....yup. You know what is funny, they took this PLOT from a porno mag from the early 90s. I remember it being in my brothers stash at the end of the mag it said "WOMAN WITH TEETH IN HER VAGINA" Next month, my brother never did get that one.... |
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Post by Johnny on Oct 16, 2007 18:03:29 GMT -5
There was a movie in the 80s called Chatterbox, pretty much the same story. Exceapt this woman slept with men and eat there dicks.
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Post by Kash Flagg on Oct 16, 2007 18:05:16 GMT -5
There was a porn in the 70's about a woman with a singing ...you know.
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Post by Arthur Digby Stamp on Oct 16, 2007 18:06:18 GMT -5
I never realized there was an entire genre of weiner-biting cinema out there. It feels like my eyes have opened for the first time.
And it feels glorious.
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Post by Dr. Marzvon Zombie M.D. on Oct 16, 2007 18:35:56 GMT -5
I never realized there was an entire genre of weiner-biting cinema out there. It feels like my eyes have opened for the first time. And it feels glorious. Embrace it, feel it, just don't let'em bite ya... |
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Post by bubbles on Oct 16, 2007 18:47:27 GMT -5
 But could she go one on one with The Killer Condom, the rubber that rubs you out? |
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Post by mrrotten on Oct 16, 2007 20:35:59 GMT -5
Geez, I thought this was going to be about regular teeth, not teeth in weird places.
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Post by Rorschach on Oct 16, 2007 20:37:13 GMT -5
Mayhaps then a disclaimer is necessary in the thread title?
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Post by kaiserfranz on Oct 17, 2007 5:18:07 GMT -5
"The Killer Condom" one is actually based on a hilariously funny German comic. The movie is crap though.
Oh, and the Singing Vagina sounds like pure awesomeness.
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Post by I Graduated Warrior University on Oct 17, 2007 5:19:36 GMT -5
I never realized there was an entire genre of weiner-biting cinema out there. It feels like my eyes have opened for the first time. And it feels glorious. Watch "Killer Condom" for more  EDIT: two people beat me to it. guess that's what the scroll bar is for |
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Post by Baixo Astral on Oct 17, 2007 5:32:25 GMT -5
I saw this as a last minute replacement at a horror film festival at the end of August - it's suprisingly entertaining: my friend and I were ready to shit all over it when we heard what it was about, and also being pissed about it replacing the movie we'd wanted to see, but we ended up enjoying it a lot more than the main feature, All the Boys Love Mandy Lane.
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Oct 17, 2007 8:58:16 GMT -5
This HAS to be straight to DVD? Right?
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Post by Baixo Astral on Oct 17, 2007 9:01:31 GMT -5
It's actually of a high enough quality to go into cinemas... damned site better than Hatchet, and that's had some cinema play here.
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Oct 17, 2007 12:17:05 GMT -5
I actually once saw a porno in which an alien chick had two hoo-hoos; one where they belong and one where her mouth is. It was....wierd.
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