Nr1Humanoid
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Nov 10, 2007 16:42:20 GMT -5
What scenes cut from films by the MPAA would you like to see?
One of my wishes is to see Friday the 13th Part 7 the New Blood uncut.
Lets see:
Judy's sleeping bag death was cut to absolutely no gore. In the original version, Jason hits her against the tree and her body explodes, spurting blood and guts from all sides of the bag.
Maddy's death, which is off-screen in the wide-release version, but in original prints a scythe is jammed into her neck and bursts from the other side.
Ben's death is much grislier. In uncut versions, Jason smashes his head into a mushy pulp and blood pours down his face.
Eddie's death was cut. In the original version, we see his head drop to the floor, but in the theatrical version, we only hear it.
Russ's head splits open as Jason hits it with an axe. This scene was also cut.
Amanda Shepard's death is virtually unseen in the wide release, which only shows her get stabbed from behind for a second and then cuts to Doctor Crew's shocked face. Uncut, she is impaled on the blade, which juts violently from her chest. Jason then lifts her off the ground on it and waits until she finally dies.
Dr. Crews was killed with a tree-trimming saw. Originally, Jason tore into his gut, spilling out a fountain of entrails and blood that spurted up into the air.
Melissa's death has an ax violently cleaving her face in two, splitting it down the middle in a gruesome close-up that left her eyes still wiggling in their sockets. Jason then tossed her aside, which is all we see in the cut release.
Stan's death was also cut. There was a shot of Jason's hand ripping through the front of his body with guts attached.
Sure sounds like a fun watch to me.
I know, freaky me.
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Post by Jiren on Nov 10, 2007 16:44:05 GMT -5
Friday the 13th Part 6
not as bad as 7 but it still got butchered
Also "My Bloody Valentine"
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Post by erisi236 on Nov 10, 2007 16:49:39 GMT -5
Man, Friday the 13th part 6 and 7 are like the most brutally cut movies ever, they're PG-13 practically.
It's criminal that Paramount didn't fix them for the DVD versions, damn criminal.
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Post by Triple Kelly on Nov 10, 2007 17:04:58 GMT -5
Seriously, FIRST thing I thought of when I saw this thread name was "Friday the 13th". Joe Bob showed them all on Halloween for Monstervision one year and went over all the scenes that the MPAA took a machete to and that TNT further edited so it looks like Ron Palillo gets PUSHED to death by Jason in Part 6.
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Post by fabulousfreebird on Nov 10, 2007 17:07:28 GMT -5
The Uncut House of 1000 Corpses. All the stuff cut from every Friday the 13th, Halloween, Texas Chainsaw, Nightmare, and Saw.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Nov 10, 2007 17:39:47 GMT -5
I'd love to see what was cut from "A Clockwork Orange". Apparently it was originally rated X, but Kubrick did some cutting to get an R rating. Unfortunately, rumor has it he destroyed all of his unused footage.
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Post by thwak is T.hawk on Nov 10, 2007 17:48:40 GMT -5
The Uncut House of 1000 Corpses. All the stuff cut from every Friday the 13th, Halloween, Texas Chainsaw, Nightmare, and Saw. I thought they ended up releasing a directors cut of 1000 corpses. I kinda want to see that because aparently that film had to be recut like 8 times before it got a R rating.
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Post by Rorschach on Nov 10, 2007 18:11:06 GMT -5
Check out the movie THIS FILM IS NOT YET RATED.
That entire movie lists pretty much every atrocity the MPAA has foisted on viewers.
HIGHLY RECCOMENDED.
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Post by Jiren on Nov 10, 2007 19:24:34 GMT -5
in regards to F13th at the mo, the MPAA aren't the problem paramount are
i wish they'd sell the rights to 1-8 to Anchor bay
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Post by erisi236 on Nov 10, 2007 19:28:13 GMT -5
in regards to F13th at the mo, the MPAA aren't the problem paramount are i wish they'd sell the rights to 1-8 to Anchor bay You and like a couple million other people, damn that would be sweet.
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Post by Jiren on Nov 10, 2007 19:30:33 GMT -5
in regards to F13th at the mo, the MPAA aren't the problem paramount are i wish they'd sell the rights to 1-8 to Anchor bay You and like a couple million other people, damn that would be sweet. but they love milking the series with lackluster releases, i'm sorry but that box set sucked
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Post by erisi236 on Nov 10, 2007 19:32:36 GMT -5
You and like a couple million other people, damn that would be sweet. but they love milking the series with lackluster releases, i'm sorry but that box set sucked that box set was a total disgrace if you want to get technical.
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Post by Jiren on Nov 10, 2007 19:36:41 GMT -5
but they love milking the series with lackluster releases, i'm sorry but that box set sucked that box set was a total disgrace if you want to get technical. they had uncut footage in the special features Why didn't they just put them in the damn films, the directors said they'd do it. but they just don't care about horror, look t the crappy releases for "My bloody valentine" & "April fools day". Paramount are Arseholes
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Post by Jay Peas 42 on Nov 10, 2007 23:11:56 GMT -5
Eh, I got to see Fred punch a hole in that Demon's head. What else is there?
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Post by rra on Nov 10, 2007 23:13:54 GMT -5
Eh, I got to see Fred punch a hole in that Demon's head. What else is there? Me!
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Post by rra on Nov 10, 2007 23:16:54 GMT -5
that box set was a total disgrace if you want to get technical. they had uncut footage in the special features Why didn't they just put them in the damn films, the directors said they'd do it. but they just don't care about horror, look t the crappy releases for "My bloody valentine" & "April fools day". Paramount are Arseholes And really, I never understood Paramount's attitude towards horror, or especially Jason. FRIDAY THE 13TH was a considerable, and dependable, money maker for Paramount during the 1980s. Yeah its trash slasher fare, but guess what? Some people genuinely love that series, like Jed the Man Shaffer. Hell, another horror movie that Paramount wants to bury, unless things have changed, with lackluster releases was ROSEMARY'S BABY, which was a monster(pun!) hit for them back in the day.
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