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Post by Rocky Van Heineken on Nov 14, 2007 19:22:56 GMT -5
Would any of you marry an instructor to go to school for free?
I started talking to one of my instructors and we were jokingly discussing getting married so I can attend class for free. Turns out, she was serious about it. This sounds weird, but I'd be saving over 100,000 dollars.
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Post by gsguy on Nov 14, 2007 19:24:16 GMT -5
Considering 3 out of my 4 instructors are men this year and the other is a lunatic...no.
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Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Nov 14, 2007 19:27:28 GMT -5
This thread is useless without pictures.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Nov 14, 2007 19:52:37 GMT -5
"Forget it, pal. There's only one way out it ain't pretty. Dating the nurse."
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Nov 14, 2007 19:53:09 GMT -5
Laughable answer: Depends on whether you get to "check out the goods" BEFORE you marry her.
Serious Answer: Yes, $100,000 is a lot of money. But pride is forever. I don't think she'd have a job much longer if it was found out, and I'm sure you wouldn't be welcome at the university anymore either. Govern yourself accordingly.
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Post by Z-A Sandbaggin' Son of a b!%@h on Nov 14, 2007 19:54:58 GMT -5
Is she hot?
And if not... probably do it anyway. YOu'll be glad you did when those student loan bills DON"T start rolling in.
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Post by Batman on Nov 14, 2007 20:16:17 GMT -5
As someone who has to make a student loan payment every month and never had the benefit of a female professor under sixty years of age, I say go for it.
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Post by Mr. Emoticon Man, TF Fan on Nov 14, 2007 20:34:24 GMT -5
This thread is useless without pictures. Agreed. Though, it also depends on how well you get along. Going to college for free would be useless if you pissed her off so badly that she killed you in your sleep, or vice versa. Or... you can just find another means of going to school for cheap. |
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Nov 15, 2007 1:48:49 GMT -5
This thread is useless without pictures. Agreed. Though, it also depends on how well you get along. Going to college for free would be useless if you pissed her off so badly that she killed you in your sleep, or vice versa. Or... you can just find another means of going to school for cheap. Like selling your body to young frat boys.  |
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Post by Tyfo on Nov 15, 2007 2:02:14 GMT -5
Id have to see some visual evidence before I made that call. You've seen her obviously. If its worth it, Id do it. Saves you $100,000 and you get some action out of the deal. Sounds win-win to me.
If its something that would make your life miserable and you'd put on a front just to get the free ride, dont do it. Your happiness, etc has no price.
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Post by humanoid on Nov 15, 2007 2:17:11 GMT -5
I used to hit on my Communications Prof. like crazy. She was HAWT. I probably wouldn't have married her, but seeing how my actual marriage turned out... Why not? I mean how much worse could it have been?
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