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Post by Loki on Sept 27, 2007 14:06:51 GMT -5
Dude she looks like she's 12 That's Japanese style for ya! Every girl can have a random age from 12 to 40, but they usually keep it on the underage side... Creepy! P.S. to each his own
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Post by Edison taps to the ARMBAR! on Sept 27, 2007 14:07:07 GMT -5
If you have sexual relations with that doll, you will officially be the creepiest guy here.
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Mozenrath
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Speedy Speed Boy
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Post by Mozenrath on Sept 27, 2007 14:07:25 GMT -5
Dolls are slowly replacing the Human population in Japan you know. You know what that means..... Battle Royal, Subway style!
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Post by gsguy on Sept 27, 2007 14:08:23 GMT -5
I almost bought the doll on the left in November: They wanted $150 though! Brian's sig or not, I'm not paying that much for a horribly done doll.
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erisi236
Fry's dog Seymour
... enjoys the rich, smooth taste of Camels.
Not good! Not good! Not good!
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Post by erisi236 on Sept 27, 2007 14:08:28 GMT -5
If you have sexual relations with that doll, you will earn the officially be the creepiest guy here. I actually have a Human Girlfriend for any of my "relations" needs. I just like Dolls.
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jzbadblood
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Christ, man. Can't you see what's happening? Can't you read between the lines?
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Post by jzbadblood on Sept 27, 2007 14:10:41 GMT -5
If you have sexual relations with that doll, you will earn the officially be the creepiest guy here. I actually have a Human Girlfriend for any of my "relations" needs. I just like Dolls. I'm sure that girlfriend will stick around wants she sees that on your bed. BTW, this guy reminds me of the psycho from the movie Maniac.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Sept 27, 2007 14:11:37 GMT -5
Honestly Erisi I'm half surprised you didn't get a male one too and "trap" it out.
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Post by Nice Guy Cody on Sept 27, 2007 14:14:33 GMT -5
I had an Ultimate Warrior. I think my mom threw it out. She never liked wrestling. I have a Ted Dibiase one. I remember when I was kid fighting with him, mostly by punching him in the groin Had a Hulk Hogan one growing up, and my best friend had Warrior, Dibiase and both of the LOD. We used to fight them in Royal Rumbles on the trampoline all the time. I had this devastating finisher where I'd do a sitdown powerbomb to it, use the spring of the trampoline to bounce back up to my feet and then did a standing powerbomb off the trampoline. HARDCORE. A Backyard Fed that utilizes only Wrestling Buddies. There's an idea. BTW, this guy reminds me of the psycho from the movie Maniac. Well, he DID blow off Tom Savini's head with a shotgun.
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Post by chickenwhopper on Sept 27, 2007 14:14:42 GMT -5
Honestly, I don't think I could ever do it with a doll
I'd miss the criticism afterwards
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jobber2thestars
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Buy the Simon System. You'll thank yourself.
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Post by jobber2thestars on Sept 27, 2007 14:18:30 GMT -5
If Chief Wiggham has taught me anything, it's to make show that the blow-up doll, that I buy, is a female.
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Sept 27, 2007 14:18:35 GMT -5
If you have sexual relations with that doll, you will earn the officially be the creepiest guy here. I actually have a Human Girlfriend for any of my "relations" needs. I just like Dolls. Besides, isn't Johnny supposed to be the creepiest one here?
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Post by Shy Guy on Sept 27, 2007 14:20:09 GMT -5
and you do what with it?
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Sept 27, 2007 14:22:31 GMT -5
Maybe it's supposed to be like the security dummy Carlton buys in that episode of Fresh Prince Of Bel Air
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General Zod
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KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!
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Post by General Zod on Sept 27, 2007 14:22:35 GMT -5
Wow! I never knew anyone who bought a Real Doll.
Technically, I suppose I still don't, as I don't really *know* you.
Nonetheless, congratulations on your purchase.
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erisi236
Fry's dog Seymour
... enjoys the rich, smooth taste of Camels.
Not good! Not good! Not good!
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Post by erisi236 on Sept 27, 2007 14:27:26 GMT -5
Heh, it's actually not a Real Doll, and it's not for "relations" and doesn't have "parts". It's just a regular Doll with like bendable straws in it's joints so you can move it around. The "mail order bride" things is just kind of a joke.
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jobber2thestars
Hank Scorpio
Buy the Simon System. You'll thank yourself.
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Post by jobber2thestars on Sept 27, 2007 15:51:21 GMT -5
Heh, it's actually not a Real Doll, and it's not for "relations" and doesn't have "parts". It's just a regular Doll with like bendable straws in it's joints so you can move it around. The "mail order bride" things is just kind of a joke. It's going to be hard to get your friends to believe that it's just an action figure.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Sept 27, 2007 15:59:16 GMT -5
Maybe it's supposed to be like the security dummy Carlton buys in that episode of Fresh Prince Of Bel Air Safety Guy!!!! You killed him. You bastard!!!!!
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Post by Corporate H on Sept 27, 2007 16:03:37 GMT -5
Heh, it's actually not a Real Doll, and it's not for "relations" and doesn't have "parts". It's just a regular Doll with like bendable straws in it's joints so you can move it around. The "mail order bride" things is just kind of a joke. You could still dry hump it.
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Sept 27, 2007 16:08:34 GMT -5
Heh, it's actually not a Real Doll, and it's not for "relations" and doesn't have "parts". It's just a regular Doll with like bendable straws in it's joints so you can move it around. The "mail order bride" things is just kind of a joke. It's going to be hard to get your friends to believe that it's just an action figure. "im looking for turbo man doll!" "ah - thats ACTION FIGURE"
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Post by chibidiablo on Sept 27, 2007 16:12:30 GMT -5
There aren't words
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