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Post by Joe Neglia on Sept 27, 2007 16:17:14 GMT -5
why do I suddenly have scenes from bad Andrew McCarthy films running through my head?
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Post by rubber johnny on Sept 27, 2007 16:17:32 GMT -5
you should have bought a transformer instead
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Post by Mozenrath on Sept 27, 2007 16:23:36 GMT -5
you should have bought a transformer instead Doll with a built in Wii!
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Sept 27, 2007 19:02:47 GMT -5
you should have bought a transformer instead Doll with a built in Wii! It's motion sensitive!!
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Post by Mad Johnny Maxx on Sept 27, 2007 21:50:09 GMT -5
Honestly, I don't think I could ever do it with a doll I'd miss the criticism afterwards Am I the only one here that thinks that someone having sex with one of those things is somewhat borderline necrophelia without the stink and maggots after awhile?
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Post by Psy on Sept 27, 2007 21:53:10 GMT -5
you should have bought a transformer instead Doll with a built in Wii! Wouldn't that be a Trap Doll?
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Post by Psy on Sept 27, 2007 21:54:58 GMT -5
Is that a Real Doll? I have to admit, every time I see them, I don't even think of having sex with it. I want to piledrive it, and powerbomb it off of things. This made me laugh so hard I choked on the water I was drinking.
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Post by Mozenrath on Sept 27, 2007 22:23:56 GMT -5
Is that a Real Doll? I have to admit, every time I see them, I don't even think of having sex with it. I want to piledrive it, and powerbomb it off of things. This made me laugh so hard I choked on the water I was drinking. I aim to please.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Sept 27, 2007 22:31:19 GMT -5
That thing's frightening.
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Post by Jay Peas 42 on Sept 27, 2007 23:18:35 GMT -5
No, because Necrophilia is also abusing a corpse, defiling the person (The dead are unclean), and possibly interfering with the funeral rites. Real Dolls are masturbation. Think of it as a really expensive, giant sock.
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Post by jmac950 on Sept 28, 2007 0:06:16 GMT -5
You should turn her on vibrate, and then powerbomb her. THen it'll look like she's having a spasm.
Seriously though, you are an odd human being. You could go to the local ESL school and pick up a girl that looks exactly like that. She could sell better than most of the WWE roster, i bet!
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Post by Joe Neglia on Sept 28, 2007 0:20:59 GMT -5
So....what exactly do you do with it when family comes over for a visit?
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Post by Skeleton Crew on Sept 28, 2007 0:28:19 GMT -5
So....what exactly do you do with it when family comes over for a visit? Maybe it gets it's own place setting at the table?
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Post by scifi1980 on Sept 28, 2007 0:40:52 GMT -5
I can hardly wait, between now and 20 years down the road they will have installed fully functional AI units in these dolls.
It's going to be great listening to families explain how theyre son died, after the smurf bot short circuited from fluids in the wiring, went bezerk and smashed the poor shmuck in the same fashion as that robot chicken skit where the robot beats up the mad scientist.
Parents: Um.....he had bad grades......his girlfriend left him.
Cops: Well no wonder she left, look at the kids hobbies.
I borrowed these lines from George Carlins Life Is Worth Loosing Show. All rights reserved and subject to penalty of forgery where credit is not given ;D
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Post by Timmy8271 on Sept 28, 2007 0:53:43 GMT -5
Did you make it watch Anime? I bet if you did, it would come to life and slap ya in da face. The hell you thinking? THERE ARE HUNGRY CHILDREN IN AFRICA DAMN IT
But seriously, Is it like a fat chick?
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Post by thwak is T.hawk on Sept 28, 2007 1:08:33 GMT -5
Honestly, I don't think I could ever do it with a doll I'd miss the criticism afterwards Am I the only one here that thinks that someone having sex with one of those things is somewhat borderline necrophelia without the stink and maggots after awhile? eh iono, women use alot of toys for their own sexual pleasure, why can't men?
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Post by Mattification on Sept 28, 2007 6:29:21 GMT -5
Well, he has already stated that he`s not going to do anything with it. Thankfully.
But if I thought someone I knew was buying a lifesize doll that looked like a child so he could pleasure himself with it, I`d be onto the cops.
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Post by Erik Majorwitz on Sept 28, 2007 6:44:49 GMT -5
Wish I had $7,000 to throw around like that...
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Post by Voldemar H. "Brak" Guerta on Sept 28, 2007 6:46:40 GMT -5
Hey, awesome, another one of those threads that make me embarrassed about coming to this site.
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Post by Ace Diamond on Sept 28, 2007 9:21:28 GMT -5
Am I the only one here that thinks that someone having sex with one of those things is somewhat borderline necrophelia without the stink and maggots after awhile? eh iono, women use alot of toys for their own sexual pleasure, why can't men? Cause the concept of a guy who can't get a woman is taboo to discuss to us, and if it is true we seek to mock them derisevely because we're guys and that's what we do to assert our dominance over the others. Yes, it's a lot like high school.
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