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Post by Baixo Astral on Nov 21, 2007 6:13:02 GMT -5
My friend has recently been trying to get back into singing, but it's a pretty half-hearted effort - she keeps getting excited about organising auditions, but then backing out, or semi-backing out by virtue of not learning the songs and then either blowing the audition or again, backing out.
Personally, I think she's more in love with the idea of being a singer than actually in love with singing.
Anyhoo, she's asked to provide her with an excuse to get out of an audition tonight - I'm glad she is, so I can watch the England vs. Croatia game - which excuse should she use?
Note - Questions are too long, so just go by number.
#1 -"I've fallen over and bitten off my tongue, so I can't be the singer in your band"
#2 - "I've won the lottery and I'm on holiday"
#3 - "I can no longer understand English and can't learn the lyrics"
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Post by lotus on Nov 21, 2007 6:14:42 GMT -5
Number 3's bad ass. So says that Corey knockoff guy
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Post by Jason Todd Grisham on Nov 21, 2007 6:15:54 GMT -5
When they say, "But you're speaking perfect english now." She should reply, "que?"
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Nov 21, 2007 6:16:25 GMT -5
Really the anti-English one is silver.
Not quite gold.
Easily the best tho.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Nov 21, 2007 6:16:44 GMT -5
When they say, "But you're speaking perfect english now." She should reply, "que?" I was going to get her to say that it's translated from Finnish (she does speak Finnish).
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Post by Jason Todd Grisham on Nov 21, 2007 6:17:23 GMT -5
When they say, "But you're speaking perfect english now." She should reply, "que?" I was going to get her to say that it's translated from Finnish (she does speak Finnish). Badass.
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Post by Loki on Nov 21, 2007 6:39:18 GMT -5
She'd just go to the audition and misread every single word of the song, possibly leading to double-entendres.
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Post by Libertine on Nov 21, 2007 6:44:50 GMT -5
Or stop putting herself forward for auditions she has not interest in...
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Post by Dynamite Kid on Nov 21, 2007 6:52:08 GMT -5
Tell her to wake the hell up and stop wasting everyone's time? Just a thought...just planting some seeds...
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Post by Baixo Astral on Nov 21, 2007 7:37:33 GMT -5
Tell her to wake the hell up and stop wasting everyone's time? Just a thought...just planting some seeds... Already done this a couple of times.
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Post by Dynamite Kid on Nov 21, 2007 7:54:50 GMT -5
Ah. Well in that case I'd give her some excuse that makes her seem unintentionally racist or something.
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Post by Psy on Nov 21, 2007 8:31:24 GMT -5
None of the above. Have her call them and sing, "My voice is stuck this way! This is no way to live!" then break a glass, muffle a scream, then have you walk up near the dropped phone and say, "Honey, no! Oh what a world, what a world...."
*click*
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Post by stevierichardsfan on Nov 21, 2007 8:33:36 GMT -5
song the song misery
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Post by Push R Truth on Nov 21, 2007 8:36:41 GMT -5
Explosive Diarrhea is the only excuse you need for anything in life.
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