Well it finally went down...

[Evil Homer]

So yesterday was my birthday(22 years of age), so obviously i went out with friends to a club in Manhattan. Doing my usual thing, got treated to a whole bottle of Jack Daniels as a gift. also had a bottle of grey goose and Johnnie Walker black( yep we can really drink) SO natuarlly i was really twisted, met with some really hot college chicks, one of which smoking hot... let me stop there for a second I had put a thread about being fat and unhappy ( if anyone remembers- officialfan.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=offtopic&action=display&thread=1192850472&page=1 ) so basically I had never done it.( Back to the story) so the smoking hot chick wanted to get some breakfast, so we left and got some food at a local diner, after which she asked if i wanted to go back with her to her dorm, of course i went, heres the thing, I was in NYC her school was Stony Brook ( for anyone that lives in NY knows thats quite a distance,for those that dont its, about 1:15 minutes away). She suggested taking the train, but I decided to take a cab,which ended up costing me. so we get there about 4 am, then

then a litttle i did a little bit and then felt ;D and finally


All in all a great birthday gift, I had the time of my life, my what had i been missing 22 years. Well I guess losing 40 lbs looking a feeling better does bring out the confidence. I love life again

[krill]

Gratz man. ;D

[Silent Brad]

good for you man

[maxx420]

BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA!

[Evil Homer]

maxx420 said:

BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA!

Exactly ;D

[Dangery Scubba]

Congratulations.

[Franchise]

Congrats man!

[Brandon Walsh is Insane.]

Confidence... awesome.

I'm proud of you.

Hopefully, you were safe... or 9 months from now, you'll have ANOTHER gift!

[Evil Homer]

thewarryah said:

Confidence... awesome.

I'm proud of you.

Hopefully, you were safe... or 9 months from now, you'll have ANOTHER gift!

LOL Of course i was safe.

[Brandon Walsh is Insane.]

proudnewyorker2 said:

thewarryah said:

Confidence... awesome.

I'm proud of you.

Hopefully, you were safe... or 9 months from now, you'll have ANOTHER gift!

LOL Of course i was safe.

Good. Just making sure nothing happened to the cab.

Man, this is great news tho.

I remember when you first posted about wanting to lose weight.

I don't quite feel like a father watching a child achieve a goal... more like an uncle.

And no, not that weird uncle with the action figures that looks at women in the street for a second too long... I feel more like Uncle Jesse.

[Evil Homer]

thewarryah said:

proudnewyorker2 said:

LOL Of course i was safe.

Good. Just making sure nothing happened to the cab.

Man, this is great news tho.

I remember when you first posted about wanting to lose weight.

I don't quite feel like a father watching a child achieve a goal... more like an uncle.

And no, not that weird uncle with the action figures that looks at women in the street for a second too long... I feel more like Uncle Jesse.

thank you my non perverted Uncle, thank you for the kind words

[Johnny]

I don't know whats going on here, I'm just going to assume you started a race war.

[Rube]

Nice.

[Sad sack ass fruitbooty]

Nice job, but did you wait until the earth rotated on a 47 degree axis so the stars could suck up the sky and create an equinox?

[Captain Wonderful]

proudnewyorker2 said:

then a litttle i did a little bit and then felt ;D and finally

I don't get it. She tried to kiss you but you got scared and vomited and started crying but then you were able to laugh about it until you realized you lost your sunglasses?

Bonus question, why were you wearing sunglasses inside at 4 AM?

[K7 - WC's Crowd Extra]

survivalism said:

proudnewyorker2 said:

then a litttle i did a little bit and then felt ;D and finally

I don't get it. She tried to kiss you but you got scared and vomited and started crying but then you were able to laugh about it until you realized you lost your sunglasses?

Bonus question, why were you wearing sunglasses inside at 4 AM?

Post of the thread!

[Tha Kid Joker]

I fully sponsor premarital sex with nameless strangers.

[Brandon Walsh is Insane.]

survivalism said:

proudnewyorker2 said:

then a litttle i did a little bit and then felt ;D and finally

I don't get it. She tried to kiss you but you got scared and vomited and started crying but then you were able to laugh about it until you realized you lost your sunglasses?

Bonus question, why were you wearing sunglasses inside at 4 AM?

Maybe he wears his sunglasses at night so he can watch you weave?

[Chainsaw]

survivalism said:

proudnewyorker2 said:

then a litttle i did a little bit and then felt ;D and finally

I don't get it. She tried to kiss you but you got scared and vomited and started crying but then you were able to laugh about it until you realized you lost your sunglasses?

Bonus question, why were you wearing sunglasses inside at 4 AM?

Because he's awesome?

Seriously, I hope you didn't cry. That's a big turnoff...or so I've been told.

*Looks around nervously*

[trixiedust]

proudnewyorker2 said:

So yesterday was my birthday(22 years of age), so obviously i went out with friends to a club in Manhattan. Doing my usual thing, got treated to a whole bottle of Jack Daniels as a gift. also had a bottle of grey goose and Johnnie Walker black( yep we can really drink) SO natuarlly i was really twisted, met with some really hot college chicks, one of which smoking hot... let me stop there for a second I had put a thread about being fat and unhappy ( if anyone remembers- officialfan.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=offtopic&action=display&thread=1192850472&page=1 ) so basically I had never done it.( Back to the story) so the smoking hot chick wanted to get some breakfast, so we left and got some food at a local diner, after which she asked if i wanted to go back with her to her dorm, of course i went, heres the thing, I was in NYC her school was Stony Brook ( for anyone that lives in NY knows thats quite a distance,for those that dont its, about 1:15 minutes away). She suggested taking the train, but I decided to take a cab,which ended up costing me. so we get there about 4 am, then

then a litttle i did a little bit and then felt ;D and finally


All in all a great birthday gift, I had the time of my life, my what had i been missing 22 years. Well I guess losing 40 lbs looking a feeling better does bring out the confidence. I love life again

Did she enjoy it?