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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 11, 2007 1:02:46 GMT -5
*I've done this thread once before about a year ago, but it got a really good response, and it's not like we have eleventy billion polls/rate the sigs/would you hit it/here's what I did today/movie threads anyway, so I'm goin to the well one more time. Besides, all your threads are belong to me anyhow*
So they've caught you, they found out what you've been doing all this time ( and you should be ashamed by the way. What would yer ma and pa think?) But basically, the hangman is coming down from the gallows and you don't have very long.
Essentially what I'm trying to get across is the jig is up, the news is out, they finally found you. The renegade who had it made retrieved for a bounty. No more to run astray, this will be the end today of the wanted man--or woman as the case may be.
They're serving you one last meal--- what's it gonna be?
For me, it'd be a nice medium rare porterhouse steak, with a loaded baked potato and some mac and cheese and probably a coca cola.
What about you?
I'd also like to thank the WCrap Forum Academy for the award for longest unnecessary-yet funny- setup for a thread ever.
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Post by Silent Brad on Dec 11, 2007 1:06:52 GMT -5
a beer and burger
and a lobster, crab legs, shrimp, steak, blooming onion, ham, another steak and a deviled egg.
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The Line
Patti Mayonnaise
Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
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Post by The Line on Dec 11, 2007 1:07:56 GMT -5
Poison
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Dec 11, 2007 1:08:09 GMT -5
An ostrich burger with a side of fried snake.
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Dec 11, 2007 1:11:04 GMT -5
I'd hit it...... oh wait, sorry.
I'd probably ask for some Lobster, all sorts of fish, shrimp, oysters, clams, crabs, crawdads, scallops, etc etc.
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Post by humanoid on Dec 11, 2007 1:11:14 GMT -5
It would be a thousand course meal, prepared by the worlds finest chefs, lasting several years...
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Post by Gopher Mod on Dec 11, 2007 1:12:51 GMT -5
A Colt .45, 2 bullets, and a goodbye.
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Rube
Hank Scorpio
Sammich Bogart
It's always the same and it's always different.
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Post by Rube on Dec 11, 2007 1:17:25 GMT -5
A bloody steak and a bottle of Jack.
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 11, 2007 1:20:02 GMT -5
Smoked duck, steak, crab legs, and macaroni and cheese.
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Evil Homer
Hank Scorpio
I am Evil Homer, I am Evil Homer.
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Post by Evil Homer on Dec 11, 2007 1:21:05 GMT -5
A bloody steak and a bottle of Jack. Couldnt agree more a steak and some jack
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Franchise
Hank Scorpio
No you didn't.
Ronnie Garvin, you idiot! I like steak, not soup, Ronnie Garvin!
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Post by Franchise on Dec 11, 2007 1:27:47 GMT -5
-1 Steak, medium rare -2 Smirnoff Ice -10 McDonalds Chicken McNuggets -KFC Popcorn Chicken -Baked Potato -French Fries (preferably from McDonalds) -and to finish it off, a piece of chocolate cake.
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Post by Captain Wonderful on Dec 11, 2007 1:28:39 GMT -5
OK, so, for my last meal, I'd request that whoever takes care of the last meals goes to the Chinese buffet, and takes out of the buffet an entire pan of each of the following items:
White rice Orange chicken (IN THE SAUCE, IN THE SAUCE...in fact, we'd better just get a separate pan of just the sauce) Sweet and sour chicken (to dip in the orange sauce) Potato skins (not necessarily Chinese, but amazing nonetheless) Sushi (specifically the California rolls...maybe three or four of the orange and white ones) Those little fried donut things The bananas in strawberry sauce to dump over those little fried donut things
Oh, God. I WANT NOW.
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Post by Rocky Van Heineken on Dec 11, 2007 1:34:58 GMT -5
Open asshole
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Post by K7 - WC's Crowd Extra on Dec 11, 2007 1:40:51 GMT -5
Bottle of scotch and a handgun!
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Post by THE Dinobot on Dec 11, 2007 1:49:33 GMT -5
-Ham sammich, minus the ham, but add cheese with mayo, lettuce and ketchup. -18 bags of Funyuns. -29 fresh yummy red apples. -a big wheel/block of American cheese. -a jug of bootleg moonshine to pour out to make room for cold Pepsi.
I'm not much of an eater, but would want to make the lamest request for foods.
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Sinestro
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Post by Sinestro on Dec 11, 2007 2:02:13 GMT -5
Fried Dodo, and a dinosaur egg.
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Push R Truth
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Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 11, 2007 8:52:31 GMT -5
I'd eat Christina Applegate
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Post by Sad sack ass fruitbooty on Dec 11, 2007 9:21:25 GMT -5
Obvious woman jokes aside, it would be a corned beef/pastrami combo sandwich from Harold's in Edison, NJ
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Post by krill on Dec 11, 2007 9:34:30 GMT -5
i am on a health kick, so a bowl of porridge oats and and apple and a glass of water.
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You couldn't ask for a better custom title!
How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Dec 11, 2007 10:35:13 GMT -5
I'd starve myself for a week just to be able to eat everything I wanted, and I'll still probably forget some, but here goes. A half rack of BBQ ribs One medium rare prime rib A rack of lamb Roast duck - actually, let's make it turducken, since I've never actually had that before and even if I hate it, I'm gonna die anyway so why not? Two slices of pizza with pepperoni, sausage, onions, and green pepper Two slices of pizza with ham, pineapple, and extra cheese A stuffed green pepper A chicken burrito made by an actual Mexican person (I'm not racist, but I just really prefer the way Mexicans make Mexican food over the way white people make it) One egg roll One twice-baked potato One loaded baked potato One corn on the cob A large serving of steamed broccoli smothered in cheese and/or butter Two cornbread muffins served with soft butter And for dessert .... Chocolate mousse. After I eat all that, you can fry me, inject me, shoot me, hang me - whatever you want. I'll die a (somewhat) happy man. (or at least a very full one!)
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