Who Killed Captain Fun?

[Baixo Astral]

C'mon... fess up... who murdered the Mighty Man of Mirth? Who slew the Sultan of Summertime? Who killed the King of Kool? You're just making it harder on yourself by not owning up.

Look over there... look at Happy Lad. Who is going to train him in the superheroing arts? Whose ward will he be? You KNOW that Rob Feinstein was lurking outside of the Fun Factory, just waiting to lure him in with puppies, and the promise of more, larger puppies. Without The Funster, he's just a mildly retarded kid who loves the WORLD! He's defenseless, he won't last a week on the street.

And HappyFuntimeExcelsior Industries... what will become of that bastion of entertainment? We all know that it only just survived Sad Co.'s attempted hostile takeover, and with Captain Fun six feet under, there's no John Sprules around to make sure things are run properly. I worry about the future of Gladville if HFE Ind. falls to the spreadsheet sorcery of the Wizard of Woe Street.

Also! Who will protect the old folks, and the kids, from The Glums, or Dr. Heinrich von NotHavingAnyCandy? And as for Nuf Niatpac... the reverse funster will gum up the works with his infernal Melancannon.

So come on, folks... if one of you owns up to this heinous deed, and gives back the missing Pog of Power, maybe, just maybe, we and the good folks at HFE Ind. can get Cap back on his feet and protecting the fun world again.

[Sajoa Moe]

I bet it was that heinous fiend, Meanie O'Jerk.

[Jason Todd Grisham]

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[Baixo Astral]

evrbody said:

I bet it was that heinous fiend, Meanie O'Jerk.

Oh how I hate that guy, with his Unlucky Charms and his Shillelagh of Shame.

[CJ Denton is Egon]

What about Dr. Buzz k. ill

[angryfan]

I blame Bartleby the Scrivener.

[Baixo Astral]

dentonjc said:

What about Dr. Buzz k. ill

Yeah, and N-I-L-ISM, The Evil Robot Legacy of the Gloom Patrol.

[Phosphor Glow]

Captain Fun faked his own death.

[Sajoa Moe]

tristememoire said:

Captain Fun faked his own death.

The remains of his Jolly Jet were found at the bottom of Cavernous Chasm. His body, however, was nowhere to be found.

[Baixo Astral]

tristememoire said:

Captain Fun faked his own death.

Captain Fun wouldn't do that, unless it was to get the drop on his many enemies, or to escape the amorous advances of Sister Sorrow and the Sorority of Sadness.

[Max]

It was me.
I did it for da rock.
I did it for da people.

[-Lithium-]

WHO KILLED CAPTAIN FUN?

Was it...Jimbo? Mr. Garrison? The 1991 Denver Broncos?

[Phosphor Glow]

thegoldenspike said:

tristememoire said:

Captain Fun faked his own death.

Captain Fun wouldn't do that, unless it was to get the drop on his many enemies, or to escape the amorous advances of Sister Sorrow and the Sorority of Sadness.

It was for the first one. He was getting it on with Sister Sorrow when the limo exploded.

He didn't want the world to know he'd FALLEN FOR THE NAUGHTY SIDE

[Baixo Astral]

tristememoire said:

thegoldenspike said:

Captain Fun wouldn't do that, unless it was to get the drop on his many enemies, or to escape the amorous advances of Sister Sorrow and the Sorority of Sadness.

It was for the first one. He was getting it on with Sister Sorrow when the limo exploded.

He didn't want the world to know he'd FALLEN FOR THE NAUGHTY SIDE

Listen, Toni... I won't have you speaking ill of the dead that way, especially not Cap... it may have been Nuf Niatpac, wearing Cap's costume.

[Malcolm]

Admiral Boring did it.

[Baixo Astral]

I'm putting through a call to the Academy of Goodness... El Capitano del Supermercado, Jackaroo and Jillaroo, Lady Boomerang, Good Time Charlie and Mecha Mingus will wrap this one up in no time flat.

[Sir Woodrow]

I think it was Count von Abizmal. and his Ward Dirge Cerberus.