The No Title Edition of the Raw Caption Thread

[lildude8218]

Shane: *sings* If you say goodbye to me tonight. There will still be music left to write. What else could I do? I'm so inspired by you. That hasn't happened for the longest time!



Shane: This is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful wife! How did I get here?



Jillian: At least I'm not managing The Bashams...



Melina REALLY needs to shave her pits



The large fan that was brought out knocked over most of the thinner Divas but gave Mickie that nice wind-blown look.



Kelly immediately regretted asking, "What's Bukkake?"



Michelle decided to audition for those Shampoo commercials with the fake orgasms right then and there.



WWE decided to re-use some of their most popular characters slightly altered for the new generation of fans. Tonight was the debut of Ken "The Mink" Roberts.



Moments before Charlie Haas accidentally kicked that cameraman right in the face starting a brand new embarassing angle for himself.



PIGS IN SPACE!!!!!!



And here you can see the Radioactive Bee that stung Randy on the chest causing that horrible rash.



Referee: Wow, Nice Ass Van Dam!



Doctor: Hello, is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me. Is there anyone home? Come on now, I hear you're feeling down. Well I can ease your pain, get you on your feet again. Relax, I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts. Can you show me where it hurts?

RVD: There is no pain you are receding. A distant ship smoke on the horizon. You are only coming through in waves. Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying. When I was a child, I had a fever. My hands felt just like two balloons. Now I've got that feeling once again, I can't explain, you would not understand, this is not how I am. I have become comfortably numb.



Torrie: It's just a streelight, come on Grandma.



Carlito's turning Japanese I think he's turning Japanese, I really think so.



And so the Ric Flair/Victoria rape angle begins...



Carlito: Wait, why are we doing the YMCA? That's not cool!



Maria completely botches the So Cal Val camera through the legs thing.



Masters: JUST ADMIT IT! You're CHAVO GUERRERO!!!!



Umaga: I like the way you chop brains

Khali: I like the way you thumb throats.

Shane: I like crossing my arms, it makes me look tough.



Hey! That's a Goldberg taunt!



Either he's selling or he's got heart burn. You decide.



Shane: HAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU LOOK CONSTIPATED OH MY GOD!!!! THAT'S HILARIOUS!!!!



D-Von Lashley: WAZZZZUPPPP!!!!!!!!



Kevin Nash: See? You should do it like White Machismo

[Ace Diamond]

Melina's Turning Japanese, I think she's turning Japanese, I really think so.

[balmudo]

"Oh leave me alone. I just want to stay in my room and write poetry..."


Umaga gives Invisible Rikishi a rimjob.

[Jay Broni]

Murdoch decides to stick to his Southern roots by crashing a same-sex interracial wedding.


Orton: Can you SAY IT NOW?!
RVD: ...I'm your b*tch and you're my Daddy.


Umaga: THIS IS SPARTAAA!!!


Shane: *Plays "Iron Man."*

[thegame415]

The fans were shocked as Torrie Wilson stands next to an image of herself in 20 years

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

Ric is pissed as Pearl Jam's 'Leatherman' plays on the PA system

[Action Bathturd]

Shane's got a posse.


RVD dropped his blunt.

[G✇JI☈A]

Shane: Worst prom couple ever.

*Crowd go deafly ill er silent for about 2 minutes. Crickets chirps breaks the silence*

Random Guy In Audience: Hey Shane that really sucked!
Another Random Guy In Audience: Yeah! Get Off!

[FHgrad99]

Shane: Sometimes when I get nervous, I like to put my hands under my arms and then I smell them.

It's an SNL reference, I don't know how well it works.

[8-BitAssassin]

Shane misunderstands when someone tells him to play air guitar. Hilarity ensues.

[Vice honcho room temperature]

The Three Stooges four man tag is a rousing success. (Not picture Shemp playing the babyface in trouble to a tee.)

[sparverine]

The Unofficial Rulebook of Evan Heznard

WARNING: Evan Heznard is a fake referee name I came up with and was thought I'd show some rules he had.

RULE #173: In a Best 2-Out-of-3 Falls Match, the third fall matters. If you score two consecutive falls, as in one and two, they are irrelevant, because people only remember the third and final fall.

RULE #239: Falling off the top turnbuckle will result in an immediate disqualification.

RULE #7AC?: A slap in the face will be the same as a 2-count. A chop in the corner will be the same as a 1-count. And a low blow kick will be equivalent to a 3-count.

RULE #87-B.5: If a fan proceeds to enter into the ring, he's fair game...clothesline them the hell out of my ring and have their girlfriend report to me.

RULE #66-%.@: Hmm...appears there is no such ruling. Chokeslam yourself through a table with one hand and see if your lady friend will still lay the smack down on you.

[boiledewokthe3rd]

"Dude, the colours.."

['Foretold' Joker]

For relaxing times, make it Suntory time.




And that's how little lambs are born ... ewwww




RVD's pot addiction was getting out of hand.

[Ramses]

Dr. Rios-
This is worst then I thought. His eyes are Dila- oh wait...

[Bobeddy]

Shane: Oh man,these guys are so much tougher than me! I know! I'll just fold my arms...Yeah! Now I'm tough!

[Fundertaker]

José Mourinho presented the 2 new Chelsea signings in an unprecedented cross promotion between WWE and Roman Abramohvic.

[Brick Killed a Guy]

I don't have a caption for this. I just wanted an excuse to post a Mickie James picture.



JR: BAH GAWD, KING!! Kenny Dykstra just stole Trevor Murdoch's dinner!!!



Dykstro learns how to make a tag the Charlie Haas way.



(backstage)
Vince: Dammit, that's not safestyle.
Shane: Don't worry, he's got cushions.



And the award for shiniest, yet awkwardly placed nipple ring goes to...



Sadly, both pairs feel like bags of sand.



Somewhere along the way, the "Evolution of Man" diagram got confusing.

OR

(singing)
One of these things is not like the other....




Shane: You wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?..WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Ref: WAHHHHHHHHH!!

Lashley: SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP!!

[wrasslinmachine]

It appears Shane is losing the tickling contest.

[doclindgren]

Shane: Run for your lives! The Incredible Hulk is on the loose!