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Post by Courage Of Soul on May 30, 2007 22:45:18 GMT -5
True. Sounds just like WWE is presently speaking.
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JMA
Hank Scorpio
Down With Capitalism!
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Post by JMA on May 31, 2007 0:22:56 GMT -5
I wish Rhino was a heel. All he does now is run out when the top face is getting beat down.
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Boku AKA Da Green Guy
El Dandy
WC's Resident Pirate Otaku and Official Scapegoat
Always and Forever, Hurricane.
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Post by Boku AKA Da Green Guy on May 31, 2007 5:16:06 GMT -5
His future is the same future of Road Dogg and Billy Gunn. He's gonna bash his buddy Edge on TNA.com, but he's just gonna call him Adam. He's pissed that when Adam was messing around with Amy, he didn't get in on any action, hence he could have made lots of money feuding with Matt cause he'd have slept with Amy too! He then goes on a powertrip saying it's ok cause he did sleep with Trish even if it was only a storyline. And yes he's gonna start calling himself "The Rated NC-17 Dream" Christian Cage. He's gonna say he can whip John's ass anyday, and challenge John and Adam to a 3 way dance to determine who the true world champ really is. Him and Tomko are gonna drive up to Titan Towers and scream at the writers for not pushing "Captain Charisma" to the moon. But Christian takes a wrong turn and ends up in a really bad neighborhood. A black guy carjacks Christian and demands that he pay for his autograph. Christian's scared to death and gives him 20 bucks. The man signs a piece of paper "Virgil". Christian looks in shock as the man takes off his mask and it is indeed Virgil! At this point Virgil begs Christian for a job cause he's missing child support payments. Christian takes him along on his quest to confront his ex-best friend Adam and John. And yes there will be a hostile takeover cause Christian, Tomko, and Virg will buy WWE house show tickets. Virg will stupidly but the cheapest seats so they had to sit all the way up top. Christian's yelling at Virg saying he wanted front row. They enjoy the show. Christian gives a WTF look to the camera when IC Champ Santino Morella comes out saying he won the belt by being a fan right? Why don't I come out of the crowd and challenge this immigrant right now? Will Santino Morella accept Christian's challenge? You'll just have to wait until next weeks TNA IMPACT to find out!!! Hilarious.... Youd think people would realize that useless bashing posts that have been done 800 times would get a bit old. But nope. I like it. And it fits under TNA logic, lately.
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