Book a ROH/TNA Fued

[eJm]

I was thinking about this after Daniels cut the promo basically making TNA look better than ROH, then with all the recent call ups, the PPV deal and everything else.

What if this whole thing with ROH and TNA was just a way to build up a fued between the two promotions? How would you make a fued like this happen? Who would be involved and who would win the whole thing?

It'll probably never happen, but just pretend that it will. I've come up with something, but I need to think about it a bit more so I'll write it later.

[The Lach is very tired]

I would play TNA as heels. Trying to prevent ROH from growing coz they feel threatened. Have TNA guys interrupt ROH shows & such. Plus former ROH guys in TNA will be forced, unwillingly, to take part in it. Have TNA look like a paranoid big brother looking over it's shoulder at the competition.

[OGBoardPoster2005]

If this is true then TNA and ROH=WWF and ECW 1997 thus making this 10 year theory seem accurate again

[Old School Heel mark4Morishima]

The No Remorse Corps attacks Dixie.

Russo and Mantel are unexpectedly arrested for soliciting in a truck stop men's room.

Sting and Angle are mysteriously committed against their will to an old age home.

Joe joins the NRC.

The most suck-ass no-talents in TNA form a stable to fight them. Bubba Ray and Rhino and the gay cowboys and Roode and Eric Young.

They face off against NRC in a series of loser must retire matches.

NRC wins them all.

Jim Cornette and Gabe take turns attacking Dixie with a tennis racket.

[mysterydriver]

American Dragon turns on ROH because "I'm the heel, and that's what they booked!"

Later, Vince Russo becomes ROH Champion. He respectually bows out, giving the belt to the much more deserving Double Dutch Mantel, who runs a gauntlet of ROH stars to defend it.

Austin Aries/Starr has a mental breakdown, becoming Austin AreiStarr! He randomly turns on people until Delirious explains to him the reason behind Christmas. Then they hand out cotton candy.

Shark Boy loses. Again.

Morishima is pushed away from the main event because he is fat and foreign. He is defeated by the "Large-Guy Defeater" Brother Runt.

Kurt Angle faces American Dragon in three quick matches and then they are friends. Samoa Joe makes cookies.

Homicide decides to clean up his image, due to his involvement in TNA, and attacks people with silver spoons instead of forks. Hernandez sells tortillas to Mike Quackenbush. Konnan sleeps in his wheelchair and is kidnapped by Jack Evans.

Roderick Strong "breaks" Sonjay Dutt's back. Later on the show, a crying Dutt retires from his hospital bed. For vengeance, Black Machismo Jay Lethal faces Strong in a "Charisma on a Pole" match. Sonjay reappears and attacks Jay Lethal. The next week, Jay Lethal and Sonjay are a team and they don't mention attacking each other. Roderick Strong wins Charisma, but doesn't know how to do it.

Jack Evans will jump off something tall and do a bunch of spins. We won't see this because Bob Backlund is too busy yelling at Jigsaw.

The Briscoes will face the MCMGs again. Except it is more "Video Game" like and ends two minutes later when Kevin Nash interferes and powerbombs the time keeper.

Gabe announces that none of this was in the script.

And this is the FIRST SHOW!

[eJm]

This is how YOU would book the angle, not Russo

[mysterydriver]

ejm said:

This is how YOU would book the angle, not Russo

Are you saying that Dutch Mantell doesn't deserve to be ROH Champion?

I swear, it is this kind of politics that holds my genius back...Uh...

I...

I mean...silly me. I'll try something later then...

[hollywood]

An ROH/TNA feud just wouldn't be complete without Jarrett walking out and laying down for Samoa Jow just before Russo walks out and starts screaming:

"I gotta wife an' kids an I dun' need dis crap! From da' moment I walked inna' damn door, I came face to face...wit...dah politics!"