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Post by lildude8218 on May 22, 2007 19:10:52 GMT -5
Vince: SHANE! Where in the world did you get the idea to wear such an ugly jacket? Shane: I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU, DAD! Lashley: This is NOT my Cella Phone! Shane: DAMN IT! This is why I hate eating popcorn, I've got it stuck in my back tooth. You could tell that Flair lost a lot of money in the divorce because now he had robes made from chicken feathers. The Invisible Man and Ric Flair play a practical joke on Carlito. The mother bird regurgitates food for its young. Carlito poses for the new Wooly Willy game. I've never seen two people sell a backbreaker before at the same time. Candice even botches a 69! No one expected Zeus to make his shocking return after all these years and for him to break the Masterlock. Nobody gets between Charlie Haas and his Calvins...nobody. Matt's shocking mutation on Raw led for him to be the first Four-Armed Champion in the history of our sport. Desi: KHALI! You got some splainin to do! Khali: WAHHHHHHH!!!! No one knew that John Cena was a great Limbo Champion. Khali showed off his new finisher, The Testicular Chokeslam. Viscera: I'll HUFF and I'll PUFF and I'll BLOOOOWWWWW your Hoss down! Big Momma's House 3: Momma Means Business Krusty: Well I guess we can trim the Ho Parade to a lean 20. Only Randy Orton knew why there was a giant cigarette behind him on the screen. The Crane Technique didn't work out so well for Shane. Lashley: Look at how huge my bulge is in my tight pants! I'm a wild and crazy guy!
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on May 22, 2007 19:12:42 GMT -5
Dude, that Charlie Haas one... classic.
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on May 22, 2007 19:13:12 GMT -5
Get up! Stand up! Stand up for your right! Get up! Stand up! Before I apple bite!
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Post by lildude8218 on May 22, 2007 19:15:32 GMT -5
Or.................... Earl Sinclair really enjoyed his job with the WESAYSO Corporation
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Post by Just "Dan" is Fine, Thank You on May 22, 2007 19:20:20 GMT -5
Oh man Vis wore black. I'm marking more than I should.
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Post by David Otunga: Eternian at Law on May 22, 2007 19:26:46 GMT -5
Khali, "Erik Estrada what are you doing here?" Ric, "Once again as I enter the ring I renew my pact with the demon that reigns mighty in the underworld, Ohhhhhh demon allow me to dominate those half my age, and grant me the ability to sell like no one has ever sold before, so that I might continue being Space Mountain!" Shane, "Dad, I'm suing you for 50 % of your grape fruits." Thought bubble from Lashley, "I'm huge!" I will gladly donate one testicle to come home and find this scene. Charlie whispering to Shelton, "Uhmm we're wrestlers, why the hell are we just watching?" Shelton, "It's Lashley night, there's no room on the card for us."
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Post by infrared on May 22, 2007 19:28:19 GMT -5
Shane: I have officially re-hired "Macho Man" Randy Savage AND Ultimate Warrior.... BOO YAH!! Vince: IN THE NAME OF THE XFL, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!!!! Vince announces that he will be retiring this week Flair: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! The inconsistent Carlito spewing up last nights booze all over Flair!! It's hard work trying to be Melina's bed, as shown by Candice's facial expressions Cena fell from a great height, and Khali tried catching him by his balls.... DO'H! Viscera manages to imitate Lashley's googly eye thingy, while Lashley is sitting on an invisible chair!! From the street corners of Nevada to the wrestling ring, who would have thought?
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Post by David Otunga: Eternian at Law on May 22, 2007 19:33:15 GMT -5
The Godfathers back ?? No one told me!
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Post by The Line on May 22, 2007 19:34:59 GMT -5
I'll try and use strictly Samoa Joe-CM Punk Shoot quotes Vince-Whats your name? Shane-Ric.....Nnnnooon! Lashley: I will sock you right in the Adam's apple! Vince: Of course I wanted to win the belt! I'm a belt mark! Flair: Where the hell is NOSAWA!? HASS, BENJAMIN, GET OVER HERE! Khali: YO! I GOTTA PEE! Translator: No, No! This isn't a bathroom! A night at club IBEZA(sp?)
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Post by emoney3265 on May 22, 2007 19:36:52 GMT -5
What in the crap's name is ARBO and ROMBO about?
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on May 22, 2007 19:39:01 GMT -5
'I'm not going to vomit' I'm not going to Vomit' Lashley's thoughts during the bush tucker trialDoes a peacock need all those feathers? They tired there best, but the attempt at amateur levitation had failed to impress the magic circle. The new gimmick of a commentary team from the winter olympics really wasn't working. DESI: No not down there, I told you only in private! Grrrrr! Lashley couldn't stand Shane McMahon's new HBK style wrestlemania entrance, so he tired to shove him back!
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2007 19:40:31 GMT -5
I have nothing to contribute, really. But I would like to say that this thread exudes brilliance.
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Post by Ace Diamond on May 22, 2007 19:42:00 GMT -5
Lashley: You darn kids get offa my lawn! Haas: It used to be we were the world's greatest tag team! Now the Hardys are back and they have the belts and we can't even get a shot! THEY TOOK OUR JOBS! Shelton: DEY TERK OUR JERBS!
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on May 22, 2007 19:46:16 GMT -5
Shane rejoices in the fact that he and dad finally have matching widow's peaks.
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Post by W?Y on May 22, 2007 19:48:16 GMT -5
I'll try and use strictly Samoa Joe-CM Punk Shoot quotes Vince-Whats your name? Shane-Ric.....Nnnnooon! Lashley: I will sock you right in the Adam's apple! Vince: Of course I wanted to win the belt! I'm a belt mark! Flair: Where the hell is NOSAWA!? HASS, BENJAMIN, GET OVER HERE! Khali: YO! I GOTTA PEE! Translator: No, No! This isn't a bathroom! A night at club IBEZA(sp?) Brilliance!
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Post by lildude8218 on May 22, 2007 19:50:46 GMT -5
ARBO and ROMBO became an overnight sensation during the Raw thread last night. I would tell you to go read it to find out but it went away with the boom.
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Post by Action Bathturd on May 22, 2007 19:57:30 GMT -5
Viscera and James the Red Engine: Separated from birth?
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Post by doclindgren on May 22, 2007 19:58:42 GMT -5
Haas: Yo, check out the girls behind King. Shelton: Damnit, Charlie! You're married.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on May 22, 2007 20:01:53 GMT -5
What in the crap's name is ARBO and ROMBO about? ARBO and ROMBO are only the two greatest wrestlers who ever lived!
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on May 22, 2007 20:29:14 GMT -5
Shane didn't see the angered Scotty 2 Hotty running at him with a crowbar, but Vince did. Lashley: Nothing to pay for the first year!? How can I lose! Shane: "Alright! If this angle works I'll be able to get a promotion and then finally be in a position to leave my wife. BOOYAH!" "Is that Sting?" Ric became frantic after losing his contact lense. You call THIS Lasagna?"Attempted murder, now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?" Burning Bobby's newly-bought "Barbie dream house" right in front of him almost caused the fans to riot. Lawler: Now why is that we don't get matching outfits? Jeff (thinking): Should I raise my arms? I'll just try a little.. yeah, that looks stupid.."What you talking bout Bisch?"Turns out Vince had finally gotten around to seeing the Matrix.. "KHAAAAANNNNNN!" The success of Visceras former partner Sir Mo's debut rap album brought back a lot of negative feeling that he had hidden over the years. Now modelling our new "California hooker" line.. That cameraman really should have looked to see where the stage ended. Shane: "Bobby, I cant get off! Help me!" Lashley: "Are you Bob Backlund?"
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