What would you do...For some Raw Captions?

[lildude8218]

Cena: Slowly I turn....step by step...



Khali: Can you pull the pebble from my hand, Young Hiphopper?



JR: BAH GAWD KING! Jeff Hardy's come out of the closet!



Murdoch: My hands feel just like....two balloons.



As a joke someone edited Masters' finisher to Diva Slap.



Your new WWE Women's Champion.....SPLINTER!



Candice Michelle botches a suplex. She's trying folks!



Vince bought the Statue of Liberty and made a few changes.



Announcer: Being led to the ring by Tinkerbell...



In a stunning move, Edge reformed the Wolfpack on Raw.



Edge: EVEN FLOW! Thoughts arrive like butterflies!



The nWo Black and Lavender had a problem with Edge's Wolfpack.



These are the first 4 fighters you'll face in Punch-Out! for the Nintendo Wii.



EVERYBODY!

Two blind guys. Two blind guys. See how they fight. See how they fight. They both ran after the boss's wife. She cut off their dicks with a carving knife.....

Wow, this is a really violent song.



If you squint it looks like Bob Sapley.



The first ever Static Electricity Match was actually pretty good.



Looks like Gillberg has been hitting the gym. Either that or one of the Gyminis didn't get their package from BALCO this week.



Fonzie had REALLY let himself go since Happy Days ended.



Shawn Michaels stops to take a picture in front of the Burning Bush.



Edge apparently debuted his new Elvis impersonator gimmick last night when I wasn't looking.



Ummm......619??? Butt secks? I have no idea what's going on here.



Randy Orton stars in The Even Newer Karate Kid

[odanobunaga]

Suddenly...WRESTLERS! Lots and lots of them!

[Sajoa Moe]

The Smackdown Fist sure got ugly.



Jeff: WHOOOOAAAA BROTHER MATT!!
Matt: YEEEAAAHHHHH BROTHER JEFF!!



"Dude...my hands are HUUUGE...they can touch everything but themselves..."



Masters: No! Bad dog! We do that OUTSIDE!



I never thought Elvira would stoop to plastic surgery.



Worst scissors kick ever.

[I'm The Cool One]

Murdoch couldn't quite pull off Bob Backlund's old gimmick.


We'd like to call this next move, invisible bed

[Jiren]

My Cena sense is tingling


Cena found out first hand that "The Great Khali adventures in 3D" didn't have the same impact without the glasses


Murdoch's new gimmick "Mr Trevor murdoch" (Bob backlund)


Masters was shocked & Discusted when he found Marella "popped out"


Candice thought farting in Victoria's face would be funny


"I AM THE ONE & ONLY, NOBODY I'D RATHER BE"


Vince "The Body" Mcmahon


Suddenly Vince & co started dancing to "Thriller"


Lashley: Do one of my balls feel bigger to you
Coach: DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Lashley no-sells paying attention


Edge: "Gimmie back my hair clip"


Shawn asking Orton to kill a spider in his hair left him with a concussion

[thegame415]

Great Khali's new gimmick as a Rock impersonator didnt go over to well with the fans

[seanwalsh]

Damn, he can't even shake his fist without waxing it up.



Little did Jeff know that the inadvertent fart he was about to let loose would rocket him 500 feet in the air.



Trevor is baffled to learn that the South actually LOST the Civil War.



Not only did Vince have to pay Jesse Ventura to use his commentary on WWE DVD's, he also got some of his old wardrobe in the deal as well.



When Shane's shoes are the most interesting thing in the ring, you know Creative have problems.



Despite being a hopelessly forgotten member of the mid-to-low card for years, Val can still assume the position better than anybody.



As he has for the last 8 years, Ric Flair tempts Death to bring it.

[Mr Captain Falcon]

evrbody said:

"Dude...my hands are HUUUGE...they can touch everything but themselves..."

You win sir. Nice Job, now trevor can go back to Omicron Persei 8.

[Zombie Mod]

lildude8218 said:

Cena: why did that sound like millions of tv's being switched over?



Cena: oh... thats why!!!



Hardy's = bushwhackers 2007



Murdoch:But i wanted to be in the bushwhackers 2007.



masters: dude... dont point that at me it might be loaded.



melina: even i forgot i had this....



Candice auditions for the role of liu kang in the next mortal kombat movie.



Candice: we all know i'm going to win this match...... i will be the female version of cena.....



using his delorean edge travels back to 2001 to steal the wcw belt for his plans in 2007 ending up creating a paradox where vince sold the wwe to wcw.



from now on i'll be known as Edgin Knash



Edge: you hear me...... i changed my name now play my music



vince: holly crap..... who left that ring there?



all: "and its just a jump to the left... and a step to the riiiiiiiiiiiiigghhtttt...... lets all do the......



both men are blinded by each others shaved heads for the first time on raw.



lashley: nope i'm not listening to you.....



umaga: ...... aaaaaaaaahhhhhh crrrrrraaaaaaaammmmmmmmpppp



carlito: now mr venus, dont worry this wont hurt a bit, just relax and this will be over in just a bit, i havent hurt a single guy who i have checked his prostate..... yet.



flair: hey it's little naitch... long time no see buddy.....
king: oh god he's missed his medication again.



hbk "borrow's" kanes and undertakers power's to fool edge on his way down to the ring.



the return of the donald trump impersinator was even less of a hit this time around.



hbk shows cena how to do a mid air five knuckle shuffle with edge's help.



orton: no seriously he's strong enough to take all my weight on his head..... watch...
ref: i bet you $50 you cant do it.....

['Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada]

These are tremendous.

[Action Bathturd]

Fisting's not cool.


J.R.: THE LASHLEY FART! THE LASHLEY FART!! BAH GAWD!!!


Invisible blowjob.

[Dr. Marzvon Zombie M.D.]

odanobunaga said:

Suddenly...WRESTLERS! Lots and lots of them!

man, more of just pointing it out but damn hbk needs some hair implants stat!!!

[infrared]

Ladies and Gentlemen.... THA WHITE TRASH UNDATAKAH!!!!

[Deleted]

I have one, and one alone. It's not great, but I think it fits:



Trevor Murdoch's reaction to WM 23:

"WTF, Cena won?"

[candybar]

I knew I had seen Vince's new look before! If only he would glue a rhinestone in his cleft chin his Jesse the Body impersonation would be perfect

[hassanchop]

Murdoch: WHERE AM I? THIS ISN'T WWE!



Cena: Yeah we never been here before!



Cena: This must be Bizarro WCW! That's must be Giant and Eric Bischoff!



Cena: Kronik!



Lex Luger and Rey Mysterio without his mask!





Kevin Nash!



Edge: Wolfpack in the house!



The nWo! Hollywood!



The following public service annoncement has been paid by the nWo.



Goldberg! Scott Hall reaches for the cattle prod!



Goldberg became black! I am shocked! Vincent cannot believe it!



Mickie Jay, you're next!



Sting without his make-up!



Nash pulls the hair!



Booker T! Booker T! Booker T! First Goldberg became black, now Booker T is white!



Ric Flair: This has been the greatest night in the history of this company. WOOO!

[FHgrad99]

Few people knew that it was Shane McMahon's job to wind up Coach before his matches.

[Bullhead]

Translator: "The Great Khali says, 'Read between the lines, bee-otch!'."



Where will you be when your diarrhea comes back?



Melina: "I still can't believe they let me in the Women's Division. If they only knew......"



Candice: "Look at me, I'm wrestling. Heehee."



Candice: "I won! Heeheeheehee."

Victoria: "I hate you."



"Ladies and Gentlemen......Fat, Horny, Black And Shane."



Orton: "...and jump and twirl and step and kick! Oh god, Shawn, I'm sorry! Didn't see you there."

[The Scuba Guy]

Melina: "I still can't believe they let me in the Women's Division. If they only knew......"

Khali wont like that one

[Smarky]

What do you mean I look like Modest Mouse's lead singer?


KAAAA....MEEEEE......HAAAAAA.......MEEEEE.....HAAAAAAAA!


The part of Randy Orton's hotel room will now be played by Shawn Michaels


KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!