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Post by lildude8218 on May 1, 2007 15:31:42 GMT -5
Edge realized quickly that the auditions for Extreme Global Guts were no walk in the park. Coming this summer Edge stars in "28 Wins Later." Randy: BALLIN! Edge does an impression of The Sandman's son Tyler botching Raven's pose. Nitro: I'll be back. A tape surfaced this week showing what Jeff Hardy was up to inbetween his TNA departure and his WWE return....is that Larry Zbyszko? Deleted Scenes featuring the actual Blair Witch. Jeff's in-ring intervention wasn't going so well. RVD: I'm STOMPING YOUR HEAD! Shane: Missed me! *sticks out tongue* Deleted Scenes featuring....well....RVD high off his ass. RVD: And Edge thought his Extreme Global Guts tryout was tough! I'm outta here!!! JR turned heel again on Raw, but his Fake nWo proved to be worse than the Fake Razor and Diesel. Although Shane did do a good Scott Hall impression. Vince: ARGH! MY GROIN!!!! Homer: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! GIVE THAT MAN THE $10,000!!! Wow, the new Guns N Roses was REALLY bad! Carlito tricked Flair by offering him a big kiss. The elder silverback chimp takes pride in grooming the youngsters. Haas: What do you mean by "We look like Lenny and Carl?" Kennedy: And I think it's gonna BE a LONG LONG TIME... Kennedy: I was there and I saw what you did. Saw it with my own two eyes. So you can wipe off that grin, I know where you've been. It's all been a pack of lies. Mickie's therapist thought that she needed to hug herself if no one else would. Victoria: He's a cold hearted snake. Look into his eyes. Oh oh. He's been tellin lies. Cena: Ugh. I couldn't have picked a WORSE Swing Dancing Partner. Cena: Light as a feather, stiff as Rene Dupree. the MGM Lion had some fierce competition.
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Post by catwoman on May 1, 2007 15:45:56 GMT -5
Big props for the 80s music references. The thought of Kennedy singing "In the Air Tonight" warms my heart!
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Post by seanwalsh on May 1, 2007 16:17:03 GMT -5
Suddenly zero gravity kicks in. And boy, do Edge and Orton feel foolish for it. Midway thru the match, Edge finally realizes that Christian is a world heavyweight champion in another company, while he's feuding with a guy who craps in bags and RKO's TV sets. Randy: Dude, this is a totally awesome Jesus impersonation! Edge: F that! THIS is a totally awesome Jesus impersonation! Someone's not nailing Melina tonight... Once again zero gravity kicks in. Except Jeff is totally trippin' off it. Again, zero gravity. But unlike the Jeff Hardy incident..........RVD's smoked WAY more pot. Vince: Can you people believe I'm ECW champion?!? People: We are indifferent to the entire ordeal, as ECW's declining ratings on Tuesday nights show, but we shall act like we don't like it at all! Vince (to himself): How did they say all that so simultaneously? How did Ric do this so convincingly? He just pretends Carlito is his ex-wi--SOUND OF SEAN'S ACCOUNT BEING DELETED. Shelton: So.......are we still the World's Greatest Tag Team? 'Cause we're not really booked like it. Charlie: 'Sha, right. But either way, I'm totally nailing Jackie Gayda. So, like, whatever. Even though he realized early on that Cena will only job to Mega Giant Humungous Titantron Kennedy, Ken still goes on with the promo. Mickie: Your attempts to choke me with my own arms do nothing! Those monsters down there are like giant cushions at times like this! Cena: Oh man, I knew they said he was a load, but I NEVER TRULY KNEW UNTIL NOWWWWWWW! GRPAHDMFBAFDNMABFBDBABBAAAGH!!! * *AHHHHHHHHH! MY HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Zombie Mod on May 1, 2007 16:27:04 GMT -5
coming up next on when gravity fails. this picture was taken seconds after edge was told where coach was going to put his hand. Randy: ok.... i admit it, i moved the caution wet floor sign. Edge is puzzled by the question on the titan-tron while orton darent look. Nitro: "and then coach cornered me, and..... i'm sorry i cant go on." jeff and nitro play extreme twister, next on wwe raw. the aliens are about to land..... run for your lives. Jeff was wondering where he had seen a scene like this before while his mind played banjo music trying to remind him. next on when invisible cena's attack.... RVD: hey..... who mooved the ring..... man. the wwe's remake of streetfighter: the movie didn't get off to a good start when they filmed the ending first. umaga: oh here we go, they're admireing each others groins again... look away and pretend your somewhere nice. vince: come on everybody.... its fun to stay at the Y..... Carlito: come on ric out with it, let out that nasty wind..... thats it... you cant go...... they've been stealing my stuff...... they dont give me all my medication........ carlito: damn it i'm not your son how many times do i have to tell you? Haas: and then my wife said she had a job at this T.N.A thing... i didnt get it either...... Kennedy: Who farted? Kennedy: admit it..... i want to know....... who cut the cheese? Mickie refused to admit her photo shoots in the past and refused to let her "girls" out to play. Victoria: urghhhhh that stinks...... Cena: oh come on you know in the next couple of weeks i'll do this properly and he'll be wished well with his future endevours. Cena unveils his new offensive move.... the diving arse attack. IT WASSSS MEEEEEEE....... IT WAS ME ALL ALONG...... I FARTED......
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Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Sajoa Moe on May 1, 2007 16:49:30 GMT -5
Orton totally screwed up Edge's Invisible Plank trick. El Dandy's video on the TitanTron proved that Edge truly was Lita's "sloppy seconds". JAZZ HANDS! Umaga managed to lose all the weight and bought himself a pair of neat shades in the process. PSYCHO CRUSH! "Change? Got any change?" Umaga: AYYYYYY! STAND BACK! McMahon thought crowd-surfing would be cool. Not if nobody caught him. "MISTEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR...oh geez, I totally have a boogie hanging out." There's nothing I can say here that won't get me warned. THERE...ARE...FOUR...LIGHTS!!!
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Post by Mongo & Pepe: Back in Black on May 1, 2007 17:03:11 GMT -5
Those camo pants that Edge is wearing are pretty badass.
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Post by Jay Broni on May 1, 2007 18:05:43 GMT -5
Vince: Yes, Umaga! That is what the creative team has had up its ass this whole time!!! Maury Povich: Vince, you are NOT the father!!! Edge: Oh, was I not supposed to pin Cena? Cena wants to prove that he can actually carry someone in a wrestling match. Yeah, he's not too bright.
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Post by krazysane on May 1, 2007 18:06:37 GMT -5
Great job guys, yous rock
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Post by Just "Dan" is Fine, Thank You on May 1, 2007 18:10:46 GMT -5
Captain Randomness, you really should change your sig before a higher-up sees it.
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Post by boiledewokthe3rd on May 1, 2007 18:12:03 GMT -5
Jeff was never allowed to try the Canadian destroyer again.
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on May 1, 2007 18:33:59 GMT -5
FLUBBER! *cue fart sound effect* Vince: Hey Umaga, what do you think of those new Pizza Pockets? Umaga: YAY! "Hold SELECT to regain stamina" "Tap L1 for finisher" She shouldn't have drank the entire bottle of Tabasco before the match. "The internet loves me! And I love them."
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Post by W?Y on May 1, 2007 19:58:02 GMT -5
Seeing Haas & Benjamin in that pic, I think it would totally rock if they became the wrestling equivalent of Lenny & Carl.
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Post by infrared on May 1, 2007 20:06:49 GMT -5
"Matt has a gun, and he's coming this way... I THOUGHT HE GOT OVER IT!!!!" Randy: That's what you get for saying that the doghouse is lame Nitro: I need a finisher JR: "BAH GAWD KANG!! A HOMELESS MAN HAS JUMPED OVER THE GUARD RAIL.... AND.... ONTO JOHNNY NITRO OFF THE TOP ROPE!!" RVD is being abducted by Aliens (UFO not pictured) Vince: "Yes Umaga, that is indeed the size of my penis!" Vince taking a whizz in his own INVISIBLE TOILET!! Haas: Shelton, why did I get fired back in 05? Shelton: You got married Haas: Oh yeah
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on May 1, 2007 20:58:24 GMT -5
It's levitation, homes. Randy: That TV I broke at the hotel was THIS big! JR: BAH GAWD, KANG! Edge is mocking Randy Orton's pose! King: He actually calls it the Edge Pose. JR: You mean like how Orton calls his stomp the Orton stomp instead of the Garvin stomp? King:..JR...you just said something intelligent. JR: Oh, I'm sorry....DELICIOUS, FRUITY, FRUITY, FRUITY..SKITTLES!! Hardy & Nitro: OH YES! WE LIKE THE SCISSORS! Butters: You should be careful with scissors. Cade: So, our beat up truck for your tag team belts. Deal? Jeff: Deal. Matt: What did you just do?! Jeff: Dude, their truck has a player that plays eight tracks! That's like seven more than one. Matt: I should have had you fall off a higher ladder. Umaga: Dear sister, by the time you read this.... (RVD kicks him) Imogen Heap: mmmwhatcha sayyyy oh that you only meant well...mmwhatcha sayyy...ooohhh what did you sayyyy RVD mounts an invisible elephant while Umaga looks on and starts choking on a few ball bearings. After getting a cheap pop, Umaga finishes his Mick Foley impression while Vince and Shane look on and approve. Vince: This belt itches. Shane: Umm...dad, I forgot to tell you. Before Backlash, I saw Lashley hanging out with Lita and... Mars Mac-Man: If you wanna rock the place say yeah! (YEAH!) NOW SCREAM!! Benjamin: Did we just not lose a match? Haas: I know, I found that weird too. Even in his high school yearbook picture, Mr. Kennedy had that microphone. Khali: umm, John...your fly is open. Here, let me... Cena: now is not the time!!! While laying in his invisible hammock, Cena is disturbed by Khali's god awful dance moves.
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Post by A Magician Named SHAKE on May 1, 2007 21:10:10 GMT -5
Umaga: Great success! HIGH FIVE!! Vince: Dammit, who let him go to the video store again??
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Post by wrasslinmachine on May 1, 2007 21:47:41 GMT -5
Cena imintating Liu Kang's bicycle kick to near perfection.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on May 2, 2007 1:14:30 GMT -5
Playing the part of Vince McMahon tonight will be E Street band member Little Stevie Van Zandt
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Post by axlbucket on May 2, 2007 4:51:29 GMT -5
[quote author=lildude8218 board=WWE thread=1178051502 post=1178051502 Wow, the new Guns N Roses was REALLY bad! [/quote] That was uncalled for
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Post by Agent P on May 2, 2007 7:01:24 GMT -5
Edge does his best Great Khali impression. But Randy Orton doesn't feel it's up to snuff Haas: What do you mean you're not really Shaniqua? Great Khali, now with Jewish Star!
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Post by pathogen on May 2, 2007 9:18:18 GMT -5
Not the lynx effect Edge was hoping for.
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