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Post by "American Cream" Dusty Loads on Jan 3, 2007 21:09:00 GMT -5
...how would you get your heel heat if you were going up against a face who was losing crowd support. No generic "insult the sports team" answers, I need a laugh so gimme some funny ones. ;D
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Post by DSR on Jan 3, 2007 21:12:32 GMT -5
I'd tie a girl to train tracks, then I'd twist my long moustache and laugh maniacally.
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Post by Dr. Bolty, Disaster Enby on Jan 3, 2007 21:15:17 GMT -5
As an indy manager, I'd have my heel tag team do pointless flips just to piss off the smarks.
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Post by heffer111 on Jan 3, 2007 21:19:06 GMT -5
BABY PUNTING
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Post by dorf on Jan 3, 2007 21:19:25 GMT -5
I'd tie a girl to train tracks, then I'd twist my long moustache and laugh maniacally. Darn, where's the lost cousin, Dudley Do-Right when you need him? As for heel heat: Ya know when the General Manager promised there would be ice cream after the show, if we behaved? *face nods* Looks like you're not to this stupid crowd! *KICK, WHAM, FINISHER!* *crowd boos* Sounds like I'm behaving and it looks like I get double ice cream tonight. ;D |
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Jan 3, 2007 21:20:11 GMT -5
If I were a heel, some old lady in a wheelchair would get pushed down an entrance way!!!!
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Post by KrutonTheFirst12YearOldSmark on Jan 3, 2007 21:21:34 GMT -5
I would threaten them with my Snitsky.
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Post by TRMcGillicutty on Jan 3, 2007 21:25:32 GMT -5
Team with him, then turn on him. That sometimes works.
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Post by Andrew is Good on Jan 3, 2007 21:26:35 GMT -5
If I saw a little kid cheering for my opponent I would make fun of them, I would barade the little kid.
I'd definitely go the cheap heat route. Heat's heat. If I use some cheap heat, make fun of the people, insult the state or the city or whatever and they're not booing me and cheering the guy I'm working with, then I've done my job, whether it's cheap heat or not.
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Post by heffer111 on Jan 3, 2007 21:30:26 GMT -5
or just make a gerald ford joke
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Jan 3, 2007 21:31:50 GMT -5
I'd speak in a foreign accent.
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Post by Psy on Jan 3, 2007 21:37:45 GMT -5
I'd go into the crowd and start taking one bite out of people's food, wiping it on my ass, then hand it back to them.
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KLRA
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Post by KLRA on Jan 3, 2007 21:45:53 GMT -5
Jericho pin.
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vinniemac
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Post by vinniemac on Jan 3, 2007 21:47:29 GMT -5
Many fans are deeply homophobic. Kiss the "face." Really. Ask for a mic and stop the match and profess your love for the face and plant one on 'em.
That'll piss a lot of people off. The face can then get the match started back up. Listen for their Hulk Hogan pop after that.
It's cheap, and I wouldn't neccessarily go that route, but that'll probably work in the bible belt.
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Post by Corporate H on Jan 3, 2007 21:48:19 GMT -5
I'd slap a woman or make a baby cry or spit on somebody. I'd verbally tear people apart face-to-face Buh Buh Ray style.
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Post by KrutonTheFirst12YearOldSmark on Jan 3, 2007 21:50:17 GMT -5
I'd go into the crowd and start taking one bite out of people's food, wiping it on my ass, then hand it back to them. |
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Post by "American Cream" Dusty Loads on Jan 3, 2007 21:50:51 GMT -5
Lmao all of these are gold. As for me I think I'd use a seal clubber gimmick. That seems to get everyone's panties in a bunch.
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Post by vinniemac on Jan 3, 2007 21:53:23 GMT -5
I'd slap a woman or make a baby cry or spit on somebody. I'd verbally tear people apart face-to-face Buh Buh Ray style. Yeah, when in doubt the Buh Buh works. If totally desperate and ready for possible legal hassle: the Brain Pillman "hide behind a child," method is the only 100% guarantee. Oh, and playing on marks' homophobia.... |
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Post by KLRA on Jan 3, 2007 21:55:23 GMT -5
Sometimes, though, if the face is losing crowd control/support, you just go with it. Sometimes you can totally heel it up and the crowd will love you for it. See: Cabana, Colt.
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Jan 3, 2007 21:55:25 GMT -5
I'd tear some little kids poster.
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