Corporate H
Grimlock
He Buries Them Alive
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Post by Corporate H on Jan 3, 2007 21:56:46 GMT -5
I'd slap a woman or make a baby cry or spit on somebody. I'd verbally tear people apart face-to-face Buh Buh Ray style. Yeah, when in doubt the Buh Buh works. If totally desperate and ready for possible legal hassle: the Brain Pillman "hide behind a child," method is the only 100% guarantee. Oh, and playing on marks' homophobia.... You could also do the old "I'm gonna pee on you" gag too.
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vinniemac
Don Corleone
No Chance In Hell
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Post by vinniemac on Jan 3, 2007 22:01:42 GMT -5
Lmao all of these are gold. As for me I think I'd use a seal clubber gimmick. That seems to get everyone's panties in a bunch. I thought your question was posed as if you wre in the middle of a match and the crowd was turning you (the heel) face. If we're talking about planning before a match, then I'd simply arrange for a few plants in the audience. Attack them. Physically. Men, women, even a kid (though the mere intimation/threat of that will suffice!). You can't go wrong following Brian Pillman's lead when it comes to generating heat. Getting on the stick and singling out fans and telling them you're going to skulllf@#k them and that their town/city should be doused with Napalm and burned to the ground will definitely bring some white-hot heat. Additonally, cutting a promo and telling the audeince that they're as dead as ____(insert the name of beloved athlete who died tragically): that would turn the smarks against you, too.
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Post by Psy on Jan 3, 2007 22:03:20 GMT -5
You could always sit on some guy's lap and give him a hug and then kiss him on the cheek, then spit on his kid.
Oh, better yet, pretend to give a kid an autograph, then tear it up.
Pull down my tights, take a crap in the middle of the ring, and start throwing it into the crowd.
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Post by DSR on Jan 3, 2007 22:07:27 GMT -5
Are you the lead singer of Dillinger Escape Plan?
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vinniemac
Don Corleone
No Chance In Hell
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Post by vinniemac on Jan 3, 2007 22:08:39 GMT -5
Are you the lead singer of Dillinger Escape Plan? I was gonna call G. G. Allin on it, but G. G.'s dead.
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Jan 3, 2007 22:14:44 GMT -5
I'd slap a woman or make a baby cry or spit on somebody. I'd verbally tear people apart face-to-face Buh Buh Ray style. I'd do you one better and go out in the crowd and smack his momma right across the face. Piyow!!!!! ;D
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Post by Psy on Jan 3, 2007 22:19:25 GMT -5
Are you the lead singer of Dillinger Escape Plan? No, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night. Actually, I didn't, I'm a filthy filthy liar and I need a spanking.
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EvilMasterBetty, Esq.
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bird...Birdie...birdie......Tiger...Tiger Tiger.....
R2C2 Reporting for duty
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Post by EvilMasterBetty, Esq. on Jan 3, 2007 22:28:42 GMT -5
Yeah, when in doubt the Buh Buh works. If totally desperate and ready for possible legal hassle: the Brain Pillman "hide behind a child," method is the only 100% guarantee. Oh, and playing on marks' homophobia.... You could also do the old "I'm gonna pee on you" gag too. You know, after listening to Joe/Punk shoot, that is a serious threat from 'Cide.
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Silver Potato
Mike the Goon
Buncha words with no real meaning.
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Post by Silver Potato on Jan 4, 2007 0:14:49 GMT -5
Tell the crowd that their attendance means so much, that I'm going to pay them. In rape dollars.
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Post by Danimal on Jan 4, 2007 0:47:06 GMT -5
LONGEST REST-HOLDS EVER
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Sim
Don Corleone
HA HA HA...posting.
The People's Slide
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Post by Sim on Jan 4, 2007 1:02:16 GMT -5
Tell them my name is Randy Orton
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Post by -Lithium- on Jan 4, 2007 1:30:31 GMT -5
If I saw a little kid cheering for my opponent I would make fun of them, I would barade the little kid. I'd definitely go the cheap heat route. Heat's heat. If I use some cheap heat, make fun of the people, insult the state or the city or whatever and they're not booing me and cheering the guy I'm working with, then I've done my job, whether it's cheap heat or not. lmao what if you only work at your local fed in your hometown, gonna run out of stuff pretty fast... "Yeah...the grass out here SUCKS! ITS ALL BROWN AND DEAD. And when its not it grows in way to fast and you have to cut it like twice a week!"
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Post by Andrew is Good on Jan 4, 2007 1:37:19 GMT -5
If I saw a little kid cheering for my opponent I would make fun of them, I would barade the little kid. I'd definitely go the cheap heat route. Heat's heat. If I use some cheap heat, make fun of the people, insult the state or the city or whatever and they're not booing me and cheering the guy I'm working with, then I've done my job, whether it's cheap heat or not. lmao what if you only work at your local fed in your hometown, gonna run out of stuff pretty fast... "Yeah...the grass out here SUCKS! ITS ALL BROWN AND DEAD. And when its not it grows in way to fast and you have to cut it like twice a week!" I'll think of something. Plus I can still go the sports team route, especially if they lose something, or keep losing. Gotta love cheap heat.
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H-Fist
Hank Scorpio
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Post by H-Fist on Jan 4, 2007 2:11:31 GMT -5
Take a mic and say 1) "I'm not here to impress the internet." 2) "You know, Chicago, you should enjoy John Cena while you can. Because when I'm through with him, he'll be as dead as Michael Jordan's father." 3) Break kayfabe and tell them that "Making me a face is not a good move. The promoter will take that response as a sign that I'm not playing a good heel, and will result in my demotion on the card." See Brecht, Bertolt
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Post by Larryhausen on Jan 4, 2007 4:31:37 GMT -5
I'll take the Mick Foley route.
Headlocks. Tons and tons of headlocks.
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nostradumbass
Tommy Wiseau
The only man to be booked in TNA and not look like a jackass
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Post by nostradumbass on Jan 4, 2007 4:34:53 GMT -5
My moveset would consist of a 5-minute-long Garvin stomp all the while loling in the mic
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nostradumbass
Tommy Wiseau
The only man to be booked in TNA and not look like a jackass
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Post by nostradumbass on Jan 4, 2007 4:50:41 GMT -5
Also constantly yell into the mic
"UH OHHHHHHH! NU-NUTTIN' MOVES BUT THE MONEY NA I DO WHAT I WANNA DO SAY WHAT I WANT TO ACT HOW I WANT TO MACK WHO I WANT TO"
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Post by Larryhausen on Jan 4, 2007 4:53:56 GMT -5
On top of my headlock routine, I'd grab a headset mic and proceed to tell the fans that I'm doing variations on the headlock, and list them all, while still doing just a normal headlock. And maybe every now and then an ARMBAR!!!!
Sometimes cheap Annoying Heat works.
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Post by thesunbeast on Jan 4, 2007 9:21:18 GMT -5
I'd do this:
lock up, headlock, bounce off of the ropes very fast, jump over a trip attempt, shoulderblock, bounce off of the ropes, trip attempt, leap frog, run out of the ring and drink a bottle of water, and swish and spit about 8 times with an angry face. THEN I'd insult the fans, because they'd most likely boo me after the fact that I already showed them That I had the "unfavarble charactoristic" factor.
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hassanchop
Grimlock
Who are you to doubt Belldandy?
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Post by hassanchop on Jan 4, 2007 9:23:17 GMT -5
I would slander all the other wrestlers and say they only do five moves and declare myself a true athlete.
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