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Post by lildude8218 on Jan 30, 2007 15:56:01 GMT -5
 HBK shows off his great Firemarshall Bill impression  Cena: No! I'm Iron Man!  Edge does his impression of Shawn Michaels circa 1995.  Coming this Summer, Edge and Randy Orton star in "Dude, Where's My Belt?"  Haas: Um Shad! You're supposed to catch me!  Charlie Haas shows off what it's like when really bad CAW Creators try to make him in SVR2007.  JTG: Ohhh me so solly. Me rikey flied lice.  Umaga shocked the world by revealing that he's actually Larry The Cable Guy in disguise.  Daffney she ain't. Sheesh.  Fastest Ladder Match EVER!  When suddenly someone crept from the shadows and fired into his chest. This whole summer we'll be asking, "Who shot VKM?"  Vince: SHE'S GONNA PUKE!!!!!!  And to think, this whole feud started because Trump never paid back the security deposit for Wrestlemania 4.  Snotty Chick In The Front: I won't raise my hands for anything less than a 20. Psh.  Instead of grabbing money, the guy on the left decides to keep working on his Napoleon Dynamite impression.  This guy later turned to his buddy and asked "Why is Shawn Michaels on the front of a hundred dollar bill?"  He was pointing to the tiny lettering on the front that said "Bob Backlund Approved."  Carlito: Damn it Kenny! You're reading my lines!  For some reason they still bleeped Kozlov when he accidentally said "Double Double F"  Wow, how'd a picture from the end of Wrestlemania 23 with new WWE Champion Randy Orton get in here?  Cena: AHHHHHH MY SPLEEN!!!!! Randy: That's your neck.  HBK: Aww man, what the hell am I supposed to do with this thing now? *sigh*  Cena: This is my belt! MY BELT! MY BELT! IT SPINS!!!!  No one expected Scotty 2 Hotty's Raw debut to be such a huge deal.  The Undertaker was supposed to show up on Raw last night but he went to the wrong arena and wound up walking out during Motley Crue's encore. |
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Post by TheMediocreWarrior on Jan 30, 2007 16:00:17 GMT -5
Trump does his best Zordon impersonation, getting ready to summon people in multicolored tights to fight off the evil Lord Vince. Why do I still remember that show? Anyway that whole segment would have been better with Joker gas and hot air balloons. |
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Post by Banned Member on Jan 30, 2007 16:04:15 GMT -5
I love this picture!!! |
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Post by TheMediocreWarrior on Jan 30, 2007 16:07:26 GMT -5
Undertaker suddenly remembered the result of that fire and alcohol stunt in Revenge of the Nerds. |
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Post by seanwalsh on Jan 30, 2007 16:16:27 GMT -5
Oh my. Exc....excuse me... Melina, after savagely beating Maria about the "Why do you wear so much makeup.....oh, unless you've just got a REALLY bowling shoe ugly face" comment, cries because her feelings finally hurt... DONALD TRUMP IS WATCHING YOU. Sadly, this is the first money Mike Nelson has made since MST3K was cancelled... Gangrel makes his WWE retu.........oh.........wait.........  |
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Post by lotus on Jan 30, 2007 16:18:44 GMT -5
"Makes witty joke about how Shawn Michaels is attempting to get a better look at the Arena as it's now on fire... Kinda like that time TNA's arena caught on "fire." |
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Post by TheMediocreWarrior on Jan 30, 2007 16:26:45 GMT -5
Sadly, this is the first money Mike Nelson has made since MST3K was cancelled... He still does audio tracks of movie commentary that he sells online. It's called Riff Tracks I think, and apparently it's still pretty good. |
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Post by "Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat on Jan 30, 2007 16:28:42 GMT -5
Is it me or has Melina robbed Jimmy Jacobs?? (It'd explain where his furry boots are) |
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Jan 30, 2007 16:47:38 GMT -5
Shawn Michaels enters Rob Van Dam's basement. Orton and Edge were shocked when a still from Stephanie McMahon's ultrasound was put up on the video wall. Khali: "You want the belt? Go ahead, take it!" Jeff: "Come on, give it BACK!" Khali: "It's OK, go ahead take it!" Jeff: "I'm gonna tell mom!" Vince: "Hey there little girl, do you know who I am?" Girl: "No!" Johnny Ace: "Give that girl the women's championship now!" The spoiler that no one wanted to know. |
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Post by lildude8218 on Jan 30, 2007 17:38:11 GMT -5
Less than 2 hours for this to drop to page 2. I'm ashamed and appalled. Snapmare.
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Post by B.A. on Jan 30, 2007 17:47:12 GMT -5
Is it me or has Melina robbed Jimmy Jacobs?? (It'd explain where his furry boots are) huss! huss! huss! |
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Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jan 30, 2007 17:54:14 GMT -5
Fan: "I can't believe it, I caught what was going to be Tatanka's next paycheck." |
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Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jan 30, 2007 18:11:07 GMT -5
HBK: When will he shut up and kiss me? Turns out Umaga was Triple H in disguise all along. I WANT IT I WANT IT I WAAAAAANT IIIIIIT!!!!! "If he dies, he dies." |
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Jan 30, 2007 18:14:56 GMT -5
The following motion picture is brought to you by MGM.... You can hear the buyrates plummeting. |
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Post by Shy Guy on Jan 30, 2007 18:24:36 GMT -5
melina is really short..... |
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Post by mysterydriver on Jan 30, 2007 18:40:05 GMT -5
Melina screamed in pain after she accidently stepped in the bear trap that was disguised as Maria. Jeff: What is up with the size of your nipples? Vince: How old are you? Girl: 15. Vince: LoL! I'll pretend you said 18. |
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Post by Zombie Mod on Jan 30, 2007 19:31:06 GMT -5
Hbk shows off his own version of a jackass stunt, fireing fireworks from his arse with his pants still on! Cena: i shave my head intentionally, you're just going bald.... Edge was stopped in his tracks when a fan near the ring held up a sign asking him where lita went orton: dude..... where is lita? edge: oh..... she's around.... Haas: damn you carlito, quit giving me your script Hass: i'm robbie, shelton: and dont you forget it! cryme time suffered the wrath of an invisible lita Umaga: hey look the roof is on fire......... damn i got to T.N.A. fast ref thinking: ok she screams way too much but damn she has a nice arse..... khali hypnotises jeff with his nipples before making off with th i.c belt. coming to cinemas in the summer of 2007, brokeback mountain 2. the story of a multi millionaire wrestling promoter who has a secret he was about to tell the world..... staring vince mcmahon & donnald trump. Vince: Heh, guess what i'm touching...... nope, guess again.... this time if you get it wrong i'll show you. vince: i'm off to see the wizzard, the wonderfull wizzard of..... woman in the front row thinking "i'm not falling for the money falling from the roof" trick again, go look down someone elses top for a while... strange a picture from this years stripper diva search has been mixed in with this weeks raw photos. fan: well it finally paid to be a wwe fan...... hey wait a minute this is a fake...... damn it fan: hey on the other side is a picture of steph mcmahon flashing! Carlito: uhh kenny, thats my spot...... dats not cool. no mr. bond i expect you to di...... oh wait i'm on live tv, uhhhhh.......... i love double double...... uhhhhhh line? following this shot was the sound of millions of tv's being smashed worldwide. Cena: AHHHHHH my liver..... my liver...... Randy/butthead: uhhhh lower down dude.... *bonus points to anyone who knows which episode thats from.* HBK: hey why doesnt mine spin like yours? Cena: sorry dude but the spinny one is mine, you'll have to go *censored* vince for one Taker knew that having a bbq at jr's house was a bad idea. The Undertaker poses for his photo for a hidden character in the mortal kombat/wwe cross over game |
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Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jan 30, 2007 20:11:56 GMT -5
Edge: Party on, Wayne. Orton: Party on, Garth. MCFLY!! |
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Post by lildude8218 on Jan 30, 2007 23:15:17 GMT -5
one more bump i suppose before this falls into obscurity
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Post by "St. Louis Viper" Buck Summers on Jan 30, 2007 23:33:40 GMT -5
Wow, how'd a picture from the end of Wrestlemania 23 with new WWE Champion Randy Orton get in here? Best. Spoiler. Ever. |
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