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Post by Skeleton Crew on Jan 31, 2007 1:16:04 GMT -5
1. Paid for some new lightbulbs so Sabu could stop pointing out the broken ones.
2. Paid for A Bra for Ric Flair.
3. Paid for Ariel to get a Face Lift.
4. Sent Shannon More Into rehab.
5. Paid for a Voice box for the great Khali. ( I'm thinking black scorpion type)
6. Paid for a new face lift for Batista he is getting to look pretty weathered.
7. Gased up the old "Lex Express" and made it the "Koslov Express"
8. Hired Dibiase To Give out the money Via Million Dollar Challenges.
9. Hired A Retarded partner for Eugene and nam the team the Re-Treds.
10.Hired Rosie in yoko gear to team with Trevor Murdoch and name the team Butt Ugly.
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Post by Banned Member on Jan 31, 2007 1:18:41 GMT -5
Upset cause you wrent there to get no cash huh?  |
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Post by Skeleton Crew on Jan 31, 2007 1:19:36 GMT -5
Upset cause you wrent there to get no cash huh? Not at all.lol Those are all great ideas. |
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wwerules60
El Dandy
"Bring what? a vomit bag? a fig newton?"
Posts: 8,999
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Post by wwerules60 on Jan 31, 2007 1:25:58 GMT -5
11. Buy a lot of sand
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Post by Skeleton Crew on Jan 31, 2007 1:31:42 GMT -5
12 Hire Moolah and Mae Young to join Kelly Kelly's Dance Team.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Jan 31, 2007 1:33:49 GMT -5
13. Bought a midget. I don't know why, but Vince just strikes me as the kind of guy that would get a kick out of having a midget follow him around everywhere. Finlay could probably get him the hookup.
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oltrelamorte
Don Corleone
Comin' for you, Big Boss Man!
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Post by oltrelamorte on Jan 31, 2007 1:34:29 GMT -5
Hire High Voltage, Mike Enos, & Wayne Bloom.
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Post by Skeleton Crew on Jan 31, 2007 1:39:20 GMT -5
13. Bought a midget. I don't know why, but Vince just strikes me as the kind of guy that would get a kick out of having a midget follow him around everywhere. Finlay could probably get him the hookup. That Could be gold imagine when coach tries to kiss ass each week and the midget humps his leg? He could put a cam on the midget and send him into the divas locker room but the midget gets lost each time going into all the wrong places like a "Curves" |
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Post by Rorschach on Jan 31, 2007 1:39:24 GMT -5
14. Genetically engineer his very own DIVA, that consists of a pair of 76MMMM breasts, and seventeen asses, each ass being cloned from Vida Guerra.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Jan 31, 2007 1:42:13 GMT -5
13. Bought a midget. I don't know why, but Vince just strikes me as the kind of guy that would get a kick out of having a midget follow him around everywhere. Finlay could probably get him the hookup. That Could be gold imagine when coach tries to kiss ass each week and the midget humps his leg? He could put a cam on the midget and send him into the divas locker room but the midget gets lost each time going into all the wrong places like a "Curves" I dig it. |
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wwerules60
El Dandy
"Bring what? a vomit bag? a fig newton?"
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Post by wwerules60 on Jan 31, 2007 1:51:22 GMT -5
14. Genetically engineer his very own DIVA, that consists of a pair of 76MMMM breasts, and seventeen asses, each ass being cloned from Vida Guerra. If vince is going to be cloning asses, you know it will be his own |
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Jan 31, 2007 1:54:17 GMT -5
14. Genetically engineer his very own DIVA, that consists of a pair of 76MMMM breasts, and seventeen asses, each ass being cloned from Vida Guerra. If vince is going to be cloning asses, you know it will be his own And now I have to kill you for putting the image of a diva with Vince's ass in my head. |
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Ace Diamond
Patti Mayonnaise
Believes in Adrian Veidt, as Should We All.
mmm...flavor text
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Post by Ace Diamond on Jan 31, 2007 1:55:09 GMT -5
15: Pay Lex Luger to Wrestle Ron Killings at Superbrawl Saturday
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HRH The KING
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS
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Post by HRH The KING on Jan 31, 2007 2:22:25 GMT -5
16: Pay for a pool to be emptied of children
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Post by Skeleton Crew on Jan 31, 2007 2:30:57 GMT -5
17. Hire a tag team of street bums that harass the fans for money on there way to the ring and call them the Pan-Handlers.
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Smark
AC Slater
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Post by Smark on Jan 31, 2007 2:35:31 GMT -5
15: Pay Lex Luger to Wrestle Ron Killings at Superbrawl Saturday Best idea ever. |
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Post by Skeleton Crew on Jan 31, 2007 12:23:02 GMT -5
18. Hire Ric Flair As The Great Khali's manager switch Khali over to a strickley Chopping Offense,every time Khali Chops someone Ric flair can yell Whooo!
Since Khali is limited in movement everytime his foe gets a move in Flair can fall off the top rope for no reason.
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
loves him some cavity searches
Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Jan 31, 2007 12:27:09 GMT -5
I'm sorry but you lost me as soon as you said "facelift for Ariel". The woman is perfect in every way, except
A. She's not mine
and
B. From a distance, her tattoo kinda looks like a mass of pubes coming out of her panties.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Jan 31, 2007 12:28:46 GMT -5
I'm sorry but you lost me as soon as you said "facelift for Ariel". The woman is perfect in every way, except A. She's not mine and B. From a distance, her tattoo kinda looks like a mass of pubes coming out of her panties. I wholeheartedly agree with the right honorable Godz. |
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Bub (BLM)
Patti Mayonnaise
advocates duck on rodent violence
Fed. Up.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Jan 31, 2007 14:10:42 GMT -5
Buy some grass for RVD.
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helped $lim jinx NXT. Woops
