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Post by Arturo Classico on Jan 26, 2007 17:05:48 GMT -5
I wasn't sure where to put this but I feel this is a deserving entry in the hall of shame. It happens to be The Umaga-Cena Feud and near death of John Cena's spleen. I mean this is sure crap if I've ever seen anything. Plus I can see it getting worse and John Cena's body parts being in danger maybe his lungs are next, than his pancreas, maybe a kidney failure, with a wounded heart being next! I mean what the heck!
Plus before this happened it has been just ridiclous I mean Umaga lays him out destroys him and gets beat with a roll up. An undeafated monster gets beat with a simple roll up? The crappy brawls that made Gone With the Wind seem like a short movie!
However the spleen was the straw that broke the camels back! This is probaly one of the worst angles in a very long time. I think the quakeburgers and the Cheatum vingettes were better than this crap! Man! People say that Russo angles were stupid? This takes the cake!
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Post by heffer111 on Jan 26, 2007 17:07:38 GMT -5
its hardly the worst angle, the fake injuries happen every time to build a fued up, its not that bad
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Post by Tyfo on Jan 26, 2007 17:10:18 GMT -5
Yeah, the fake injury going into a big match happens all the time, no one is more deserving then another to be a Wrestlecrap induction.
I don't think any of them should go in.
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Post by Banned Member on Jan 26, 2007 17:10:35 GMT -5
Can we enter this thread instead?
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Post by Arturo Classico on Jan 26, 2007 17:24:59 GMT -5
No it's not just that it's a fake injury that wouldn't be a big deal at all! It's that it's a ruptured spleen! I mean seriously the storyline has gotten so idiotic it's not funny. You can die from blood lose fromfrom a ruptured spleen and you can't even move maybe for months and has to be treated and suposively according to WWE.com he refused medical care he should be dead if it was real! Thats the point. There has to be some sort of realism even The Undertaker has a tad of realism in his mind tricks. This has none and to wrestle and beat Umaga would make no sense. Not even Russo would do this it's probaly the worst writing I've ever seen! Thats why it should be in Wrestlecrap for the stupidity of it. Whats next Cena gets killed and reserrected and retains the title or Alejandro gives Cena Bird Flu and somehow Maria comes up with a cure? Seriously those make as much sense as wrestling with a ruptured spleen.
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Post by Banned Member on Jan 26, 2007 17:33:03 GMT -5
No it's not just that it's a fake injury that wouldn't be a big deal at all! It's that it's a ruptured spleen! I mean seriously the storyline has gotten so idiotic it's not funny. You can die from blood lose fromfrom a ruptured spleen and you can't even move maybe for months and has to be treated and suposively according to WWE.com he refused medical care he should be dead if it was real! Thats the point. There has to be some sort of realism even The Undertaker has a tad of realism in his mind tricks. This has none and to wrestle and beat Umaga would make no sense. Not even Russo would do this it's probaly the worst writing I've ever seen! Thats why it should be in Wrestlecrap for the stupidity of it. Whats next Cena gets killed and reserrected and retains the title or Alejandro gives Cena Bird Flu and somehow Maria comes up with a cure? Seriously those make as much sense as wrestling with a ruptured spleen. Hello HHH showed up two weeks later after being flipped over in a car off a crane with a bandage. This is minor. |
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Post by heffer111 on Jan 26, 2007 18:25:13 GMT -5
the undertaker has realism? lol, he shoots lightning
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Post by dorf on Jan 26, 2007 18:32:24 GMT -5
Not until Cena's kidney injurer is caught. Jesus was deemed innocent.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jan 26, 2007 18:50:14 GMT -5
Hulk Hogan had his ribs broken and was out for months filming a shitty movie healing up.
Next week, John Cena has his head caved in, both lungs punctured, his aorta severed, his shoulder dislocated, and his liver crushed.
He will pull out a 25-minute match with Umaga and win with the FU.
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Post by WHATAMANOOOVER on Jan 26, 2007 19:33:07 GMT -5
This is hardly wrestlecrap. It's just a stupid angle.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jan 26, 2007 19:34:44 GMT -5
This is hardly wrestlecrap. It's just a stupid angle. So was Katie Vick. |
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Post by WHATAMANOOOVER on Jan 26, 2007 19:41:03 GMT -5
This is hardly wrestlecrap. It's just a stupid angle. So was Katie Vick. So just saying a guy may have a busted spleen is the same as necrophilia? |
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jan 26, 2007 19:44:02 GMT -5
So just saying a guy may have a busted spleen is the same as necrophilia? Saying a guy has a ruptured spleen and refused medical attention is idiotic and insulting to the viewer, much like broadcasting mock necrophilia. |
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Post by nostradumbass on Jan 26, 2007 20:09:11 GMT -5
No it's not just that it's a fake injury that wouldn't be a big deal at all! It's that it's a ruptured spleen! I mean seriously the storyline has gotten so idiotic it's not funny. You can die from blood lose fromfrom a ruptured spleen and you can't even move maybe for months and has to be treated and suposively according to WWE.com he refused medical care he should be dead if it was real! Thats the point. There has to be some sort of realism even The Undertaker has a tad of realism in his mind tricks. This has none and to wrestle and beat Umaga would make no sense. Not even Russo would do this it's probaly the worst writing I've ever seen! Thats why it should be in Wrestlecrap for the stupidity of it. Whats next Cena gets killed and reserrected and retains the title or Alejandro gives Cena Bird Flu and somehow Maria comes up with a cure? Seriously those make as much sense as wrestling with a ruptured spleen. Hello HHH showed up two weeks later after being flipped over in a car off a crane with a bandage. This is minor. It was one week. |
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Post by Arturo Classico on Jan 26, 2007 22:04:04 GMT -5
Yeah the HHH thing was stupid as well but there is a slight chance he could be somewhat unscathed, although unlikely it could happen. Also the Undertaker stuff is his gimmick and that he has mystical powers although weird again thats his gimmick. This Superman crap has gone to far there is NO WAY anyone can move let alone wrestle with a ruptured spleen. Probaly if he feuds with HHH and gets hit with a sledgehammmer they'll say he had kidney failure and later in the night beat him 1-2-3. This is why people despise the John Cena charchter because he in no way is he delved in reality! I don't even think Hogan was this bad! Also if it was just broken ribs I wouldn't be so pissed off!
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Post by Cyno on Jan 26, 2007 22:59:55 GMT -5
While not the most realistic injury, no, it isn't Wrestlecrap. The typical kid wrestling fan probably doesn't even know how serious a ruptured spleen is. They just probably think "spleen? EWWWWW!!" or something.
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Post by Wheresmy5bucks on Jan 26, 2007 23:04:05 GMT -5
How does one work the spleen?
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Post by "St. Louis Viper" Buck Summers on Jan 26, 2007 23:07:31 GMT -5
I heard JR say spleen injury and rewound to see if he said spine, becuase I've enver heard of a wrestling kayfabe spleen injury.
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Post by dvy on Jan 26, 2007 23:09:13 GMT -5
rumor has it katie vick died from a ruptured spleen.
Didn't a spleen injury "retire" Ahmed Johnson??
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Post by Wheresmy5bucks on Jan 27, 2007 0:24:09 GMT -5
Will Cena pass out from a Spleen-lock on Sunday?
WE MUST WATCH.
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