Post by lildude8218 on Jan 23, 2007 15:43:19 GMT -5
HBK: I'm probably getting a shot at the WWE Title and you guys are feuding with Christy Hemme......so who was the winner again?
Edge: NOT A FINGER!
17 years later, the WWE tries to fool us with a fake Edge running out during a match.
Rikishi's son enjoyed the pummeling he received from Shawn Michaels.
Things were going fine until Mercury started calling Melina "mommy"
Mercury: Ohhhhh God yes! I love wrapping my hands around your soft face. Mmmmmmm.
The New Steiner Brothers were mad, especially their pitbull on the left.
Vince: *reads quietly* I'VE BEEN PICKED FOR JURY DUTY AGAIN?!? DAMN IT!!!!
Cena: *rapping* I don't mean to brag, don't mean to boast. Refused medical attention, now I'm a ghost!
ROID RAGE!!!!!!!!!!
Viscera: Does this mean we're teaming again?
Charlie: No Vis, we've been over this. I'm with Shelton now.
Viscera: Is it because he's better than me? Is he prettier than I am?
Charlie: It's not you, it's me.
Scenes from Ghostbusters 3 were leaked on the internet today featuring the return of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man and a still unnamed new character.
Khali's pit stench kills all nearby vegetation and drops Cena down to the ground.
Umaga really shouldn't wear those hip huggers.
From this angle you can see that Umaga never even put Cena through the table, it's all camera tricks folks. And that's another Secret of Professional Wrestling Revealed.
Estrada: Ohhh s***! Is his leg supposed to be hanging like that?
Cena never expected to see Mr. Socko wanting to help him to the back.
Cena didn't realize how hot those habanero peppers were.
"Light as a feather, stiff as a board" didn't work so well at this Diva Slumber Party.
Mickie: Great job Candice! Wait.....you're not Candice, you're not Candice at all!
Fake Candice: That's right! I'm Candice Michelle's evil twin....Michelle Candice.
Carlito couldn't tell if the droppings on the ramp were from Chloe or Torrie.
No one seemed to care when Kenny came out wearing a towel and said "My name is Kenny Venis."
Carlito needed to show Neo Dykstra about the Matrix.
Carlito was a bit disturbed when he saw Kenny's "O Face."
Scooby Doo 3 was plagued with budget cutbacks and an all new cast.
Edge literally whipped HBK with a wet noodle.
2 Troll Dolls had a Street Fight on Raw and Meltzer gave it 4 and 3/4 stars.
Edge: I can't believe I ate the whole thing.
The Monster known as Triple HBK had been unleased.
