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Post by lildude8218 on Jan 16, 2007 12:57:46 GMT -5
 Moments before Armando told his mom that he didn't like Uncle John's airplane rides anymore.  Estrada: Oh wow! Lindsday Wagner was right, this is the most comfortable mattress ever!  Johnny Nitro pretends to be a newborn puppy while Melina dances around. I can't believe that people try to pass this s*** off as art.  Jeff: I can't believe you accidentally wore my shirt and I wore your's. Silly us!  Edge: Yeah, that's right. We've frozen the entire locker room in carbonite so no one can team up with HBK tonight. Randy: Frozen they are. No help they'll be.  *old timey radio announcer voice* Oh no! Hacksaw's been shot. Who did it? Find out next week on...THE GREEN HORNET!  Edge: That damn Bikini Carwash Company is stealing ALL of our business!  Kenny: Why did I think that he wanted me to do a Standing Shooting Star Press when he said "Watch the elbow"?  COP KILLA!!!!!!  Torrie: You will face great challenges today.......IN BED! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Kidman had a small c**k! Vince: TMI TMI  Everyone was shocked and in silence when Khali turned Carlito into a ventriloquist's dummy  Now kids, tell me which one of these guys is the tallest. If you said C, you're wrong. They're actually all the same size. This is what is called an optical illusion.  Anna Nicole was sooooo DRUNK last night.  Mickie Spears shocked the world with this front kick.  Ron: I'm too old for this s***  You know Shelton, that you should really get that lump checked out.  Shawn Michaels shocked the world by kicking a tick off of Grisham's neck.  I think HBK has gone rabid, someone's gonna have to put him down.  All new environmental hot spots which allow you to send security up to confiscate signs or have smarks ejected.  Evil HBK with his handlebar moustache would try and take over the world. BWAHAHAHAHAHA  the Special Effects involved in morphing Edge into Hacksaw Jim Duggan were spectacular. |
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Ace Diamond
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Post by Ace Diamond on Jan 16, 2007 12:59:46 GMT -5
Randy: Whoaaaa...RVD was right...Tommy Chong's backyard is awesome! Kenny: Damn it pay attention to me! I'm 20 years old! Look what I can do! |
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Post by Ace Baretta on Jan 16, 2007 13:06:54 GMT -5
Melina: I dropped a dime in the center of the ring. Nitro: MINE!!! Maria: Hmmm, just like Punk...without the Straight Edge lifestyle, gear, charisma, fan appeal, cult following, and talent! We knocked your ass back to when it was relevant.....1952!!! Orton: Tell me more, tell me more! Edge: Those Suu-uu-mmmer........ NIIIIIIIIIIGHTS! Shawn: Don't make me angry....you wouldn't LIKE me when I'm angry..... |
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Post by Gopher Mod on Jan 16, 2007 13:15:16 GMT -5
HBK: Wait a minute! You're not Stan! Well, I guess it will do..... |
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Jan 16, 2007 13:46:10 GMT -5
PSYCHO CRUSHER! |
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Post by seanwalsh on Jan 16, 2007 13:55:20 GMT -5
"But Jebus taught you to love, Shawn, not to hate! WAH!!!" |
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Post by lildude8218 on Jan 16, 2007 15:13:29 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2007 15:21:55 GMT -5
Edge: That's right, Randy and me promise to be the porfessional circuit's ONLY two-man bowling team! Last night's edition of RAW featured Dr. Heiney, Part 2, starring Great Khali and Carlito! |
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Jan 16, 2007 15:24:16 GMT -5
(Look at his crotch and notice the bulge) "Oh yeah Candice, joo know just what i like ha ha! Uh huh, twirl just like that baby, ha ha! Here have my cigar." * wakes up * "Oh crap, that was just a .... como se dice .... wet dream, ha ha!" Prostate exams by Dr Khali (Look in the lower right) Roadkill: "Yeah, this new gig is SOOO much better than ECW. Actually it really is, I wasnt being sarcastic." |
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Post by Ken Ivory on Jan 16, 2007 15:55:14 GMT -5
"Look, I just kicked TODD!!" |
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Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jan 16, 2007 16:50:04 GMT -5
This picture is sideways. Armando is actually setting up Cena for a reverse DDT. Melina: Look, it's Sting! Nitro: No! Run away! Run away! The WWE wardrobe department went to unusual lengths to remind Maria why they hired her in the first place. Edge swerved everyone by bringing back Sid Justice. "I told ya not to mess wit' me an' my boys, see? Nyah! Nyah! Come on, Bruno." Kenny: POWDERRRRRRRREEEEDD TOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAASSSSSTT MAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!! Ric Flair shows his age by completely botching the Muscle Buster. Unfortunately, Khali only placed third in the midget-tossing contest. Down, Forward, Low Kick. Considering his ridiculous outfit, Charlie realized he was teaming with the wrong black guy. DX-style humor continues as HBK lights his farts on fire. "Sir, can I get your opinion on tonight's show?" "Well you know Montel, I think you gotsa keep it real, and don't let nobody tell y'all what to do. You da man, Montel!" Edge dropped to his knees and cried when Romo fumbled the snap. Seems he got that tattoo for nothing. |
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Jan 16, 2007 17:29:04 GMT -5
Down, Forward, Low Kick. There's your winner, folks. |
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Jan 16, 2007 17:34:03 GMT -5
Schiavone: IT'S EDGE AND.....THATS....THATS....THE SON OF SID!! |
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Post by Virt McGirt on Jan 16, 2007 17:37:46 GMT -5
 Victoria: I'm one of the biggestlegenddivas in this...GAH! Mickie Cage Wins...Fatality! |
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Post by Sparvid on Jan 16, 2007 17:42:41 GMT -5
Picture taken the split second before Flair superkicked Kenny in the crotch. |
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Post by Fireravenv on Jan 16, 2007 18:22:10 GMT -5
So you dont have to change the channel. Here is Jack Bauers current body count on 24... |
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Post by Jiren on Jan 16, 2007 18:44:46 GMT -5
AAE: PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME WATCH "THE MARINE"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rated RKO accidentaly set the kitchen on fire Edge: I think it was Randy Orton with a chair in the Lockeroom RKO: Ummm you were there Edge: Who's the man that banged his mates girl and got a championship reign because of it RKO: EDGE!!!!! Dammit these Owen hart parodies need to stop Doing a Body Cavety Search in the middle of the ring is not cool Khali: I defeat all man, I can not be defeated, if he dies HE DIES. Torrie was upset when she found out who the dish ran away with Micke just played Mortal Kombat and tried to pull of the Shadow Kick Masters's attemped to Emulate Rodney King failed miserably Shawn wasn't happy after watching "the Da Vinci Code" HBK: Aaaaah ahhhhhh we fade to grey Looks like banging Lita is taking it's toll on Edge |
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Post by sam_III on Jan 16, 2007 18:50:41 GMT -5
Dammit these Owen hart parodies need to stop i know its wrong, but that is awesome |
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Post by cellobaby on Jan 16, 2007 19:28:20 GMT -5
nailed to the ropes for crimes against humanity. jeff:i cant believe we think we can dance! Edge:i farted. Randy:wasnt that the sauna where we left the door open so triple h hbk and ric flair couldnt get toasty warm? *telemarketer voice* Oh no! Hacksaw's been stabbed.And almost just as bad,he has bad credit.find out how you can get free credit checks! Everyone was shocked and in silence carlito started openly singing master of puppets and to demonstrate acted like a puppet Ron: DAMN! Shawn Michaels shocked the world by revealing that he is actually chuck norris. |
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Jan 16, 2007 19:51:03 GMT -5
Extreme Airport Security, next on Spike TV (I know, I stole lildude's shtick, but he's the best at doing these anyway) |
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