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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 16, 2007 9:24:29 GMT -5
... has become An Afterschool Special Waiting To Happen.
Anyone else find it odd that they've tinged their teamup with undercurrents of peer pressure (Edge yelling at Orton to bash Flair's head in with a conchairto), and then last night, Orton comes out wearing the same cutoff workshirt as Edge, and Edge bails out on him to let HBK bash his head in.
How soon do you figure before Randall gets his own Very Special Episode?
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Jan 16, 2007 9:36:17 GMT -5
Mrs. Orton: "Now Randy, honey, you know that there are kids out there who are a bad influence"
Randy: "But Ma! He's the Rated R Superstar! He's like the coolest kid in school! And he's my friend!"
Mrs. Orton: "What kind of friend lets you take a chairshot to the head?"
Randy: "He called that 'tough love'"
Mrs. Orton: No, tough love is when your father wears one of my evening gowns when Uncle Pat comes to visit."
Randy: "WHAT?"
Mrs. Orton: "Nothing."
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I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Jan 16, 2007 9:39:25 GMT -5
Dude, those where some pretty gay looking vests
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Post by Hiroshi Hase on Jan 16, 2007 9:41:20 GMT -5
I'm fully convinced Orton is the woman in this relationship,he wears everything Edge does.
Next week, we'll cut to a scene in the back where Edge is drunk and b***slapping Orton for not taking out HBK last week, and Orton is crying, balled up in the corner with a bruise over his eye.
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Post by "Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat on Jan 16, 2007 9:56:36 GMT -5
I'm fully convinced Orton is the woman in this relationship,he wears everything Edge does. Next week, we'll cut to a scene in the back where Edge is drunk and b***slapping Orton for not taking out HBK last week, and Orton is crying, balled up in the corner with a bruise over his eye. Then all of his friends will be saying "Leave Edge, he's no good for you" and Randy will scream back "BUT I LOVE HIM!!" |
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I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Jan 16, 2007 10:02:35 GMT -5
Edge and Randy debut their new attire next week............  |
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Jan 16, 2007 10:29:50 GMT -5
I'm fully convinced Orton is the woman in this relationship,he wears everything Edge does. Next week, we'll cut to a scene in the back where Edge is drunk and b***slapping Orton for not taking out HBK last week, and Orton is crying, balled up in the corner with a bruise over his eye. I swear, as soon as they came out in those vests last night I turned to my girlfriend and said "So, Orton's the new Lita. But I dont want to f*** him." |
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Post by Ace Diamond on Jan 16, 2007 10:30:03 GMT -5
Edge and Randy debut their new attire next week............ Edge: Sorry for spearing you so hard last night Randy Randy: Oh that's all right, it doesn't hurt as bad after the first time. Edge: ....What's everyone looking at? Raw Locker Room: Nothing! |
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I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Jan 16, 2007 10:39:06 GMT -5
Edge and Randy debut their new attire next week............ Edge: Sorry for spearing you so hard last night Randy Randy: Oh that's all right, it doesn't hurt as bad after the first time. Edge: ....What's everyone looking at? Raw Locker Room: Nothing! LMAO *Randy RKO's someone* Edge: Good work, Randy *Pats Randy's ass* Edge: NOW what's everybody looking at? Crowd: NOTHING! |
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Post by Ace Diamond on Jan 16, 2007 10:47:09 GMT -5
Edge: Sorry for spearing you so hard last night Randy Randy: Oh that's all right, it doesn't hurt as bad after the first time. Edge: ....What's everyone looking at? Raw Locker Room: Nothing! LMAO *Randy RKO's someone* Edge: Good work, Randy *Pats Randy's ass* Edge: NOW what's everybody looking at? Crowd: NOTHING! *Randy locks in a chinlock during a match* Edge: Now get behind him so you get better leverage! *Randy does so* Randy: NOW what's everyone looking at? Millions watching at home: NOTHING! |
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I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Jan 16, 2007 10:48:41 GMT -5
LMAO *Randy RKO's someone* Edge: Good work, Randy *Pats Randy's ass* Edge: NOW what's everybody looking at? Crowd: NOTHING! *Randy locks in a chinlock during a match* Edge: Now get behind him so you get better leverage! *Randy does so* Randy: NOW what's everyone looking at? Millions watching at home: NOTHING! Ok, that's it: They need to come out to the AGD theme song and in a mini penismobile |
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Post by lmoney215 on Jan 16, 2007 10:51:37 GMT -5
so does that mean the garvin stomp that became the orton stomp but now is the rko stomp in more ways than one.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jan 16, 2007 10:59:13 GMT -5
If they go this route, they need to add Razor Ramone HG to the stable.
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 16, 2007 11:05:54 GMT -5
Mrs. Orton: "Now Randy, honey, you know that there are kids out there who are a bad influence" Randy: "But Ma! He's the Rated R Superstar! He's like the coolest kid in school! And he's my friend!" Mrs. Orton: "What kind of friend lets you take a chairshot to the head?" Randy: "He called that 'tough love'" Mrs. Orton: No, tough love is when your father wears one of my evening gowns when Uncle Pat comes to visit." Randy: "WHAT?" Mrs. Orton: "Nothing." I could totally see Orton yelling to his mother "I hate you! I wish I was never born!!" before running back up to his room and crying himself to sleep. |
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 16, 2007 11:08:16 GMT -5
Or... I'm fully convinced Orton is the woman in this relationship,he wears everything Edge does. Next week, we'll cut to a scene in the back where Edge is drunk and b***slapping Orton for not taking out HBK last week, and Orton is crying, balled up in the corner with a bruise over his eye. WWE trainer: That's a pretty bad shiner you got, Randy. Did it happen in your match with HBK? Randy: Ummm, no, I don't think... Edge: He fell down some stairs. Randy: Yeah, I um, I fell down some stairs. Trainer: ...Ooooookayyyy... |
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Post by krazysane on Jan 16, 2007 11:30:23 GMT -5
lmao great stuff guys
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Post by OGBoardPoster2005 on Jan 16, 2007 11:46:45 GMT -5
After a while Orton tries to get away but the families convince Orton to stay with Edge.
Eventually he gets frustrated and while Edge is sleeping in his bed one night he lights it up and watches as Edge burns in a light
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Post by "St. Louis Viper" Buck Summers on Jan 16, 2007 11:50:48 GMT -5
I would mark unreasonably hard for an Orton/Edge spousal abuse angle.
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Jan 16, 2007 12:01:25 GMT -5
This thread is scaring me.
But it's hilarious, so keep it up.
"You don't have to stay with him, Randy."
"...but we're Team Rated RKO'"
"No, you're Rated RKO. J.R. calls you that. See? You're confused, sweetie."
"...hey...nothing you can say...nothing's gone change..."
"We're losing him. Bring in his friends."
"Puppies!"
"Bah gawd! Young Master Randall Orton! Team Rated RKO is not for you! You've got a family!"
"Randy Orton...I love Double E!"
.....next week on RAW...check your local listings...
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Post by "St. Louis Viper" Buck Summers on Jan 16, 2007 12:04:01 GMT -5
*is currently dying of laughter from "you've got a family!" and "Randy Orton... i love double E!"
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