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Post by Sumbody Gon' Get Dey Kneelift on Feb 2, 2007 2:59:02 GMT -5
In two sentences or less, book John Cena in a match that he would lose cleanly. Use current Kayfabe standards, with current WWE wrestlers, meaning essentially that John Cena can't compete in a "OMG JOKE OPTION JOHN CENALOSES MATCH HAHA HES FIGHTING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE AND X-FACTOR AND THEY HAVE A ATOM BOMBS AND KRYPTONITEHAHA FUNNY" match.
I'm just curious to see what you guys come up with.
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Post by angryfan on Feb 2, 2007 3:02:02 GMT -5
Wait? Atom Bombs? Kryptonite? Come on, we ALL know that'd barely get a nearfall.
Cena in a guantlet match against every member of all three rosters, where weapons are legal for them, but not him, and Coach is the ref. Several dozen FU's and STFU's later, including one to Coach, and a fresh ref slides in to proclaim Cena the winner.
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Post by Just "Dan" is Fine, Thank You on Feb 2, 2007 3:08:11 GMT -5
Ladder match with two broken leg. Nails an FU from his knees (still the "sickest move of all time") and climbs the ladder using only his upper body strength that they shove down our throats (an FU on Viscera going into a PPV aginst Edge...why?) and wins.
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Feb 2, 2007 3:17:26 GMT -5
How about booking the Sandman against Sting in a No-DQ match? Oh, right, forgot. Cena's hogtied and hanging in the middle of the ring. The real winners are the fans.  |
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Post by skiller on Feb 2, 2007 3:30:21 GMT -5
John Cena vs. Umaga, in a Thumb War.
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Post by heffer111 on Feb 2, 2007 3:34:39 GMT -5
Cena v. Hogan
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Feb 2, 2007 3:46:08 GMT -5
Lillian: A congenital heart defect has apparently felled Cena moments before he could step into the ring.  |
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Feb 2, 2007 3:47:43 GMT -5
Cena vs. Letterman in grocery bag packing challenge
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Post by skiller on Feb 2, 2007 4:01:35 GMT -5
John Cena vs. Zach Gowen, in a "Who can stand on one leg the longest" Match.
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
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Post by bob on Feb 2, 2007 9:58:07 GMT -5
John Cena vs Rob Van Dam in a pot smoking contest
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Post by Nickie James on Feb 2, 2007 10:03:51 GMT -5
John Cena vs. The Rock in a Standing Ovation/Loudest Crowd Pop contest.
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Post by DSR on Feb 2, 2007 10:22:44 GMT -5
Lillian: A congenital heart defect has apparently felled Cena moments before he could step into the ring. I love that episode of the Simpsons. |
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Dennis Stamp
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Post by Mr Captain Falcon on Feb 2, 2007 10:24:09 GMT -5
Lillian: A congenital heart defect has apparently felled Cena moments before he could step into the ring. Ahhhhh I got it! Drederick Tatum/Homer. |
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Mr Captain Falcon
Dennis Stamp
So I could write anything in here and it'll be posted?
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Post by Mr Captain Falcon on Feb 2, 2007 10:25:04 GMT -5
Cena vs. Hogan. Hogan wins with the fingerpoke of doom!
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Post by MGH on Feb 2, 2007 11:00:09 GMT -5
Cena will be taking on Hulk Hogan. He will do so in a "my backstage stroke is better than yours match."
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Feb 2, 2007 11:07:27 GMT -5
John Cena VS The Great Khali, the Big Show, Umaga, Kane, the Undertaker, and Triple H in a Hell In A Cell Handicapped Match. And, Cena has both hands tied behind his back.
Cena wins by spitting on all his opponents, which is so powerful it knocks them all out.
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