MoleMan
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Post by MoleMan on Feb 7, 2007 1:31:17 GMT -5
A lot of people seem to think it's Colt Cabana who dawn's the mask of the legendary figure known simply as MATT CLASSIC. Well I have photo proof that says differently.  So with that, who really is this mystery man. Is he a strange visitor from another planet? Is he a billionaire playboy? Perhaps a Greek God cast down Earth? Any thoughts? My guesses: Dennis Stamp, Bob Backlund, a Clone of Frank Gotch, |
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Post by Jason Todd Grisham on Feb 7, 2007 1:36:31 GMT -5
Is it Dennis Stamp trying to get booked?
Perhaps Elvis? JIM MORRISON!
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EvilMasterBetty, Esq.
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Post by EvilMasterBetty, Esq. on Feb 7, 2007 2:16:11 GMT -5
I would mark out for a double main event card of Matt Classic v. Colt Cabana and Curry Man v. Christopher Daniels.
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Ace Diamond
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Post by Ace Diamond on Feb 7, 2007 2:19:57 GMT -5
*HEAD EXPLODES*
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Post by Voldemar H. "Brak" Guerta on Feb 7, 2007 3:25:18 GMT -5
While comedy efforts are always appreciated on a comedy board, I gotta say, that's a pretty crummy photoshop job.  |
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Post by heffer111 on Feb 7, 2007 3:36:04 GMT -5
looks at my signature
IM VERY CONFUSED
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Post by DSR on Feb 7, 2007 4:23:14 GMT -5
looks at my signature IM VERY CONFUSED So, CM Punk is Matt Classic? |
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Post by JMA on Feb 7, 2007 4:31:22 GMT -5
Too many wrestlers have the name "Matt" these days. It's the new "Chris."
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Ace Diamond
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Post by Ace Diamond on Feb 7, 2007 4:52:10 GMT -5
Too many wrestlers have the name "Matt" these days. It's the new "Chris." or "Steven" |
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Ace Diamond
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Post by Ace Diamond on Feb 7, 2007 4:53:14 GMT -5
looks at my signature IM VERY CONFUSED So, CM Punk is Matt Classic? Matt Classic: He's identity-free, facial grooming-free, and better than you |
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Post by DSR on Feb 7, 2007 4:58:16 GMT -5
Too many wrestlers have the name "Matt" these days. It's the new "Chris." or "Steven" or "The." |
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Feb 7, 2007 6:58:03 GMT -5
Matt Classic is a guy who was smart enough to realize that the best way to appear on WSX was a way no one could recognize him, under a mask. Thank god Colt had that foresight.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Feb 7, 2007 7:02:05 GMT -5
So wait... Jim Neidhart is Matt Classic?
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Post by DSR on Feb 7, 2007 7:07:16 GMT -5
Matt Classic is a guy who was smart enough to realize that the best way to appear on WSX was a way no one could recognize him, under a mask. Thank god Colt had that foresight. Yeah, because no one knows that the two characters are one guy. Oh wait, you do! And so do I! AND SO DOES JUST ABOUT ANYONE WHO KNOWS WHO COLT CABANA IS! *gasp* |
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Post by OGBoardPoster2005 on Feb 7, 2007 9:43:21 GMT -5
Or John I remember at one point there was like 5 Chris' in WWE alone Chris Benoit Chris Jericho CHRIStian CHRISty Hemme Chris Masters and a bunch of John's John Bradshaw Layfield John Cena JOHNny Nitro JOHNny Parisi |
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Ace Diamond
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Post by Ace Diamond on Feb 7, 2007 9:45:30 GMT -5
Matt Classic is a guy who was smart enough to realize that the best way to appear on WSX was a way no one could recognize him, under a mask. Thank god Colt had that foresight. Yeah, because no one knows that the two characters are one guy. Oh wait, you do! And so do I! AND SO DOES JUST ABOUT ANYONE WHO KNOWS WHO COLT CABANA IS! *gasp* I think the real question is: Will it fool Vince McMahon? And since Vince is somebody who never even knew they made a Pirates of the Caribbean movie...I'd say that it'll work. |
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Post by eJm on Feb 7, 2007 9:53:02 GMT -5
Who is this masked man?
Sarge? No
Rosemary the Telephone Operator? No
Henry the Mild Mannered Janitor? Could be.
Wait, I know who Matt Classic is! Hong Kong Phooey!
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Post by Hensley on Feb 7, 2007 10:05:25 GMT -5
He needs to hurry up and debut on WSX. I have little patience...
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Post by Z-A Sandbaggin' Son of a b!%@h on Feb 7, 2007 10:20:08 GMT -5
Or John I remember at one point there was like 5 Chris' in WWE alone Chris Benoit Chris Jericho CHRIStian CHRISty Hemme Chris Masters and a bunch of John's John Bradshaw Layfield John Cena JOHNny Nitro JOHNny Parisi I know.. and isnt' it crazy that they made "Sugar" SHane Helms change his name to Gregory Helms because of Shane McMahon having the same first name... what a dibocle |
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MoleMan
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Post by MoleMan on Feb 7, 2007 11:20:35 GMT -5
While comedy efforts are always appreciated on a comedy board, I gotta say, that's a pretty crummy photoshop job. Colt Cabana made the pic actually. |
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helped $lim jinx NXT. Woops
