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Post by lildude8218 on Feb 3, 2007 0:56:45 GMT -5
So I was watching Smackdown tonight and thinking about all the models Johnny Ace has hired because of their looks and just wondered how funny it would be if he happened to flip on Impact one night and saw Val standing there looking hot and wound up somehow hiring her. I'm sure she'd probably jump at the offer since TNA will probably never find a way to use her in a role other than picking up ring jackets.
Then how funny it would be when Val showed up to work and they realized she could actually cut a promo and is more than just a pretty face.
I'll shut up now.
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Post by Rick Mad on Feb 3, 2007 0:58:36 GMT -5
I think it would be even funnier if VKM did a skit about "Ha ha stupid WWE hiring models and women to just stand around and do nothing ha ha and that stupid oiled up fat man ha ha" and then there was a clip of Val standing around looking hot while TNA's oily fat man ran around.
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Post by dirtydickraines on Feb 3, 2007 1:05:22 GMT -5
I don't know why So Cal Val has a job with TNA? I can't think of her doing anything besides having a camera shot from between her legs.
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Post by Joekishi on Feb 3, 2007 1:15:08 GMT -5
So I was watching Smackdown tonight and thinking about all the models Johnny Ace has hired because of their looks and just wondered how funny it would be if he happened to flip on Impact one night and saw Val standing there looking hot Um since when was girl hit with a shovel and stricken with Bells PAlsy and Down syndrome become hot? TNA is full of butterfaces, besides Christy... |
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Post by Boku AKA Da Green Guy on Feb 3, 2007 1:17:19 GMT -5
So I was watching Smackdown tonight and thinking about all the models Johnny Ace has hired because of their looks and just wondered how funny it would be if he happened to flip on Impact one night and saw Val standing there looking hot Um since when was girl hit with a shovel and stricken with Bells PAlsy and Down syndrome become hot? TNA is full of butterfaces, besides Christy... Yeah, I wonder how Kelly got a job as well... Wait, you are talking about Kelly right? ;D |
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Post by Joekishi on Feb 3, 2007 1:27:35 GMT -5
No it's SoCal val, seriously her face is just so flat
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Post by lildude8218 on Feb 3, 2007 1:32:07 GMT -5
She looks a lot better in person
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Post by The Line on Feb 3, 2007 1:49:15 GMT -5
I find all of TNA's knockouts quite hot.
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Post by JMA on Feb 3, 2007 1:56:46 GMT -5
I find all of TNA's knockouts quite hot. Agreed. There are certainly no "butterfaces" (which is a term used FAR too much these days) in that bunch. |
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Post by Voldemar H. "Brak" Guerta on Feb 3, 2007 3:38:09 GMT -5
I dunno about Val's skills on the mic, because her stint as PWG Commissioner was pretty damn forgettable, save for the end when Joey Ryan superkicked the bejeezus out of her, which was freaking awesome.
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Post by Redface: Dispenser of Justice on Feb 3, 2007 10:59:07 GMT -5
I would bang Socal Val until her **BLEEP** turned to dust.
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOT.
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Post by seanwalsh on Feb 3, 2007 11:22:10 GMT -5
If the WWE signs her and *doesn't* put her as Val Venis' valet/manager, we riot.
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Post by lildude8218 on Feb 3, 2007 16:58:15 GMT -5
I dunno about Val's skills on the mic, because her stint as PWG Commissioner was pretty damn forgettable, save for the end when Joey Ryan superkicked the bejeezus out of her, which was freaking awesome. Try to find some of her FIP stuff. She's good. She makes you want to smack her right in the face. |
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Post by underhook on Feb 3, 2007 17:01:45 GMT -5
So Cal Val is ugly.
I don't mean to be an ass but she is WAYYY overrated and her face looks like it has been smashed in by a sledgehammer.
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Post by Square on Feb 3, 2007 17:34:58 GMT -5
Can you stop calling her Val, my mind is getting confulled with Val Venis!
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