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Post by lildude8218 on Feb 27, 2007 15:58:09 GMT -5
 Skeletor once again had He-Man captured. Will our hero prevail? Tune in next time!  Rated RKO: Sorry Cena, we didn't say Simon Says put your hands on your hips. HBK is the winner!  WWE Films presents Suicidal: The Sabu Story. Starring Jeff Hardy as Sabu and Shelton Benjamin as Chris Benoit.  Ref: Umm Jeff, it's supposed to be, if you get someone to look at the circle you make with your hands BELOW your waist then you get to punch them, not ABOVE the waist.  Vince had an idea. Since Hollywood was remaking all these old films, why not remake some old wrestlers? So here is The Fabulous Moolah vs Wendi Richter for a brand new generation to enjoy.  And the Oscar goes to......Mexican Man Getting Hit by Football, starring Super Crazy.  With this new found intensity, it was clear that Johnny Nitro was dead and that Johnny Impact had just been born.  Terry Funk and his Big Ass Branding Iron had his way with Umaga.  No one was really sure why Trump picked The Haiti Kid as his representative.  KENNY! JOHNNY! MITCH! NICKY! MIKEY! And we are....The Security Squad!  Frozone to the rescue!  Mike Knox tries to comfort Umaga with a loving pat on the shoulder.....  .....while Chavo Guerrero helps out Lashley...?  Francis: I swear I didn't steal Pee-Wee's bike! Honest, Umaga!  As Lawler stood up to accept his induction and wave to the crowd, suddenly Chris Hansen jumped into the shot and said "My name is Chris Hansen and you're on 'To Catch a Predator'"  For some reason this picture reminded me of an old dirty joke I heard about an ant f***ing an elephant...  Damn it! Who keeps playing with the knobs on my TV!!!!!!!  Khali: Kane, why are you doing the big arms thing? Kane: Well, I don't know...I just thought I'd do a big arms thing, I don't know. Khali: Well, I'm going to do a big arms thing as well. Kane: Look, we can't both do big arms! We'll look like a squadron of Spitfires, for f***'s sake! I'll do big arms and you just look at me and go, "Ooh, he's doing big arms." Khali: All right.  WWE Films presents "The Story of The Sabu Story" starring Kenny Dykstra as Jeff Hardy as Sabu and Carlito as Shelton Benjamin as Chris Benoit.  Flair: Release the hounds, Smithers!  Shawn had to step back from the HMA (Hot Male Action) with Cena and Edge for a minute while Randy was still stunned that his dreams were finally coming true. (Seriously, HBK has sex hair lol)  Edge: You see that? That's my heart after you broke it!  What are you talking about? Two faces? I see a vase.  This week Skeletor has Ben Franklin captured but here comes He-Man to the rescue! |
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Post by Linestra on Feb 27, 2007 16:05:19 GMT -5
Khali: Kane, why are you doing the big arms thing? Kane: Well, I don't know...I just thought I'd do a big arms thing, I don't know. Khali: Well, I'm going to do a big arms thing as well. Kane: Look, we can't both do big arms! We'll look like a squadron of Spitfires, for f***'s sake! I'll do big arms and you just look at me and go, "Ooh, he's doing big arms." Khali: All right. Do I spot an Eddie Izzard reference?  |
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Feb 27, 2007 16:07:24 GMT -5
Humbled like in the old country. Johnny Nitro changes his name to "RA", named after the Sun God. Guy on the Right: Tune In Tokyo! Suddenly Raw has a fruity cherry flavor! |
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Post by lildude8218 on Feb 27, 2007 16:08:48 GMT -5
Khali: Kane, why are you doing the big arms thing? Kane: Well, I don't know...I just thought I'd do a big arms thing, I don't know. Khali: Well, I'm going to do a big arms thing as well. Kane: Look, we can't both do big arms! We'll look like a squadron of Spitfires, for f***'s sake! I'll do big arms and you just look at me and go, "Ooh, he's doing big arms." Khali: All right. Do I spot an Eddie Izzard reference? Yes, yes you do |
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Post by xsonicassassinx on Feb 27, 2007 16:11:05 GMT -5
Khali: Kane, why are you doing the big arms thing? Kane: Well, I don't know...I just thought I'd do a big arms thing, I don't know. Khali: Well, I'm going to do a big arms thing as well. Kane: Look, we can't both do big arms! We'll look like a squadron of Spitfires, for f***'s sake! I'll do big arms and you just look at me and go, "Ooh, he's doing big arms." Khali: All right. Do I spot an Eddie Izzard reference? hellllll yeeeeea. alright, have you got the painting. alright. now time for a fun one eh?  \m/ |
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Feb 27, 2007 16:12:55 GMT -5
Umaga's tattoo artist misspells "Skittles" pretty badly. |
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Post by catwoman on Feb 27, 2007 16:49:15 GMT -5
Khali: Kane, why are you doing the big arms thing? Kane: Well, I don't know...I just thought I'd do a big arms thing, I don't know. Khali: Well, I'm going to do a big arms thing as well. Kane: Look, we can't both do big arms! We'll look like a squadron of Spitfires, for f***'s sake! I'll do big arms and you just look at me and go, "Ooh, he's doing big arms." Khali: All right. What are you talking about? Two faces? I see a vase. Absolute. Friggen. Genius. I marked hard for the appropriate application of the Izzardness, but the second one is too awesome for words. Well played. |
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Post by Gopher Mod on Feb 27, 2007 17:10:36 GMT -5
Guy holding back Lashley: For killing our leader, we shall invade you..... with probes! Lashley: No! Not the probes again! Anything but that! Guy behind Lashley: This isn't going to end well...... |
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Did you get that thing I sent ya?
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Feb 27, 2007 17:32:18 GMT -5
"Okay Shawn, which one goes best with my prom dress?" Shelton: FOR SAMOAAAAAA!!!! "I am not a druggie...er, crook!" Maria: Uh, Melina? You've got a loogie. Loogie. Loogie! LOOGIE! LOOGIE! LOOGIE!! LOO...awwww! Armando thought this was more effective than simply pinning a note to Umaga's shirt. McMahon: YOU RUINED IT! YOU RUINED IT, DAMMIT!! "This is how old my last girlfriend was!" FATALITY. Kane: wtf? Khali: lol pwned j00 |
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Don Corleone
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Post by wrasslinmachine on Feb 27, 2007 17:57:37 GMT -5
Jeff just realized the bungie cord was too long |
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Post by mysterydriver on Feb 27, 2007 18:36:52 GMT -5
Shelton celebrated as Jeff Hardy walked onto his trap. Kenny discovers Shelton's back up trap. Oops... On your first of Fight Club...you fight. |
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Post by Mr. Derp on Feb 27, 2007 18:54:58 GMT -5
I never tried the captions before so lets see how it goes lol "buy my shirt!" too bad the titantron doesnt get cable, the only channel it gets is the beavis and butthead show shelton "check out my unit!!" "dont waste your time looking for my MySpace, its a fraud!" Whos gonna interview you now maria? Huh?? NO ONE HAHAHA!! Probably grisham will have to now. how many paisleys had to die to make those pants I am woman! hear me eat! RAW! Buy My Shirt!!!!! Its not visible donald trump: "here to defend my honor and prevent me from getting my head shaved, is a bald guy!" Thats not umaga, its SAM! |
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Post by lildude8218 on Feb 27, 2007 20:42:00 GMT -5
a Bump For SAMOA!
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Post by The Scuba Guy on Feb 27, 2007 20:52:27 GMT -5
This Izzard reference, is it from Mystery Men?
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Post by boiledewokthe3rd on Feb 27, 2007 21:16:52 GMT -5
Lashley's gargantuan size caused the entire arena to tip on its side. Hundreds were killed, none were injured. |
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Post by Hemmeorrhage on Feb 27, 2007 23:57:35 GMT -5
Vince is ticked off that his representative just stepped into the ring and showed off his animal instincts by farting. |
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Post by odor31 on Feb 28, 2007 0:10:08 GMT -5
Loved the Pee Wee reference
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Post by spec on Feb 28, 2007 3:51:16 GMT -5
Shelton's Boners! |
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Post by DeuceDominoMark on Feb 28, 2007 8:12:39 GMT -5
Rated RKO: "We're not going to come to the ring right now, 'cause somebody just farted in it!" Cena: "Shawwwwn!!" |
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Post by amsiraK on Feb 28, 2007 9:26:58 GMT -5
JR's dreams become reality as RAW is suddenly broadcast in Skittlevision. |
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