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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Feb 28, 2007 13:37:53 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/3661528/04.jpg) JOHN CENA ON SESAME STREET Grover: "John. How many belts do you have today? John?....John? Can someone get the Count out here?" ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/3661528/02.jpg) CENA: "What do you mean you lost the remote?! I'm missing CSI on Spike TV!" HBK: "SHHHH! Don't mention Spike TV! It doesn't exist, remember?" CENA: "I'm not watching RAW tonight. Go change the channel." ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/3661528/07.jpg) DIRECTOR: "Okay, Johnny. Walk to your LEFT this time, NOT INTO the Titantron like you've done every time before. That's a good Johnny. Goood Johnny. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/3661528/23.jpg) Vince knew he was "tripping balls" as Donald Trump had either grown three times larger or Lashley had shrunk in the wash.... ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/3661528/18.jpg) JR: "Those are MY SKITTLES! Security! Stop that man!" ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/3661528/38.jpg) As Jerry Lawler stood to thank them for the HOF honor, the first few rows pleaded for him to turn down the volume on his shirt.... SPOILERS (Just in case you hadn't heard, I'm warnin' ya) ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/3661528/15.jpg) UMAGA: *Crying* "...Snape KILLED Dumbledore?!! Harry....loved him...SO...much...!" SECURITY: "I thought he knew." REF: "It'll be okay, big fella. It'll be....okay." ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/3661528/27.jpg) MTV presents the Kane / Khali Rave Machine! The hotest techno dance music this side of Schtuttengard! This week's guest dancer, Christopher Mortenski! Dance, Masterpiece, dance! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/3661528/29.jpg) KANE: "It goes "just throw your hands in the air, and wave 'em like you just don't care". Try it." KHALI: "Thwewrwerwerwerwk...an...werwekrwewlkjrw." KANE: "...how long until Wrestlemania?" ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/3661528/36.jpg) EDGE: "Invisible 12 ft rabbit, tag me in!"
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Post by catwoman on Feb 28, 2007 13:51:03 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/3661528/23.jpg) Vince knew he was "tripping balls" as Donald Trump had either grown three times larger or Lashley had shrunk in the wash.... SPOILERS (Just in case you hadn't heard, I'm warnin' ya) ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/3661528/15.jpg) UMAGA: *Crying* "...Snape KILLED Dumbledore?!! Harry....loved him...SO...much...!" SECURITY: "I thought he knew." REF: "It'll be okay, big fella. It'll be....okay." ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/3661528/27.jpg) MTV presents the Kane / Khali Rave Machine! The hotest techno dance music this side of Schtuttengard! This week's guest dancer, Christopher Mortenski! Dance, Masterpiece, dance! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/3661528/29.jpg) KANE: "It goes "just throw your hands in the air, and wave 'em like you just don't care". Try it." KHALI: "Thwewrwerwerwerwk...an...werwekrwewlkjrw." KANE: "...how long until Wrestlemania?" These rule like sodas! Especially the Potter/Umaga one and the Rave.
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Feb 28, 2007 14:21:04 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/3661528/27.jpg) JR's dreams become reality as RAW is suddenly broadcast in Skittlevision. See, now THIS just mad me laugh. ;D Thank you.
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Post by Consequences on Feb 28, 2007 15:06:08 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/3661528/15.jpg) SECURITY: You can do it, Mr Frodo, just a little bit further. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/3661528/27.jpg) JIM ROSS: BAH GOD, THAT'S NOT BARBECUE SAUCE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Mar 1, 2007 14:35:16 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/3661528/02.jpg) Cena: Wait, don't tell me you're actually doing this. HBK: Quiet, John. I'm in the middle of a staring contest. Cena: They're not really looking at you. For all you know this is pre-taped. HBK: Are you implying I can't beat a tape at a staring contest? ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/3661528/23.jpg) Lashley's new titantron entrance video seemed kind of odd...but let's just go with it. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/3661528/27.jpg) Showing once again he's not up with the times, Vince tries to show WWE in HD by simply putting a cheap set of 3-D glasses in front of the camera lens. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/3661528/29.jpg) Kane: This is dumb. Khali: You know the rules...first one to put his arms down loses the match at wrestlemania. Kane: who booked this crap? Khali: the same guy who booked that staring contest with HBK and the titantron. Kane:....why are you talking normal all of a sudden.... Khali...oops, sorry..KLAHFKLKFHAKLSFASKFSFDFA!!!
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Post by balmudo on Mar 1, 2007 15:44:26 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/3661528/06.jpg) Shelton takes the Masterlock from Invisible Chris Masters while Invisible Jerry Lawler executes a piledriver on Jeff Hardy. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/3661528/22.jpg) Umanga shows off the stomach tattoo he got at Trader Joe's. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/3661528/07.jpg) "B***h." ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/3661528/38.jpg) Lawler contemplates bleaching his hair so he can play one of the aliens in the remake of "This Island Earth". ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/3661528/27.jpg) Willy Wonka and the lucky contest winners suddenly pass by in the WonkaTania! "Grandpa thats the Chris Masterslugworth I was telling you about!"
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