JR's Superstar of the Week Column

[mysterydriver]

www.wwe.com/inside/commentary/95616/95628/9564221/superstarofweek

I normally like to read it, because Good Ol' JR will normally throw something out there that amuses me.

Also, he says things that I agree with.

Here are some of the highlights to me for this week:

Trevor Murdoch could be the star of Deliverance 2. Lance Cade is a horse, as in thoroughbred. Can you image what a great manager like Bobby Heenan could do with a raw talent like the 6 foot 5, 270-pound Cade, who was also trained by HBK way back in the day?

I could have sworn that Cade would have been pushed by now. Trevor...well...I miss the movie reviews.

Mickie James and Melina had another heated outing Monday night...These two would be great performers in a women’s prison movies...It would have to be “R” rated as most women’s prison movies are; they always seem to include a prison guard named “Big Marge.”

I thought is was Large Marge?

Boy howdy, I thought my English was marginal until I heard the lovely, large and talented Great Khali speak on Raw Monday. Nonetheless, Khali is not around because of his verbal skills or his rugged good looks. Khali is an attraction who is jaw-dropping huge.

This whole paragraph made me laugh.

Finally...

...I would be willing to bet a rack of J.R.’s ribs against a PB&J that Edge is once again “the man” in the WWE before the end of 2007.

Good stuff.

[Chainsaw]

I like his blog better. I used to dig JR when he did stuff like that in WWE magazine. Now, I like to hear him be more frank about things.

[mysterydriver]

chainsawiscaw said:

I like his blog better. I used to dig JR when he did stuff like that in WWE magazine. Now, I like to hear him be more frank about things.

Yeah, the blog is awesome. He is more frank and also interacts with people.

One of my highlights from a few weeks ago was the fact that he responded to my question about skittles.

[catwoman]

Those other quotes are great, but its this one for the win:

You can bet your sweet arse that Umaga isn’t being paid in Skittles….not that there is anything wrong with Skittles. They’re fruity and delicious.

Amazing. Made my day.

[brutuscheesecake]

well the Heenan name drop gets me excited

[simplydurhamcalling]

You can bet your sweet arse that Umaga isn’t being paid in Skittles….not that there is anything wrong with Skittles. They’re fruity and delicious.

I have never laughed at anything on this board as hard as I did when I read that, I'm glad I'm not at work right now!