Post by lildude8218 on Feb 6, 2007 14:26:58 GMT -5
Cena: Your tattoos are really cool, I've always been scared to get one myself. But I guess you don't feel pain, right? *slaps him on the shoulder* haha! Cuz you're dead and all, right?
Taker: *stares*
Cena: I'll shut up now
Taker: You're out! I didn't say "Taker says."
Cena: Awwwwwwwww. I NEVER WIN! *pouts*
Taker: You're out! I didn't say "Taker says."
Lashley: *barely audible* I want to go back to Smackdown
Taker: YOU CAN'T EVER GO BACK TO SMACKDOWN!
(yes, that was a Frisky Dingo reference for those wondering)
Taker: You're out! I didn't say "Taker says."
Batista: Psh! What do you know Old Man?
Taker: I'm only like 2 years older than you Dave!
Here's Randy Orton's screentest for the role of Coach Buzzcut in the live action Beavis and Butt-Head movie.
Edge: Look, Randy, I know we've been having some problems but please, let me back in the apartment. I haven't shaved in 11 days because you changed the locks. I've been sleeping in that Tahoe we rented.
By the time the tag team champions realized they were being stalked by the rare Giant Chilean Wrestlemania Bat, it was already too late.
Taker: Turn your head and cough.
Batista: Why?
Taker: That's why?
Batista: *coughs*
Taker: At ease soldier.
Carlito: Hey! Don't put your other hand on that top rope?
JTG: Why? *does it and gets electrocuted*
Carlito: Told you! What? Did you think Batista shook like that on purpose?
William Regal's really let himself go. What? Ohh, I just assumed it was Regal cuz you know, all British people have bad teeth. What? That's not true either? Well I really botched this one up didn't I? Guess I'll need to make a poop joke to make up for it.
Looks like Randy Orton left a little present in Estrada's pocket there.
No one knows why Umaga tried to splash Balls' shadow.
How fabulous! The female is presenting. we've been trying to get them to mate for months now.
Mickie James does her best "Cowardly Lion" impression.
Mickie: C'mon put em up, put em up! *Growls*
Melina is easily distracted by Nitro's shadow puppets.
Jeff received a beating after asking Ric if he got those boots from RF Video.
Jeff: Yes grandpa, I missed you too. We'll go swimming right away.
The evil Jack Frost has trapped Lashley inside the World's Largest Snowglobe.
Marshall Faulk, NOOOOO!
NOOGIE PATROL!!!!
JR: How did he learn to fall off a 20 foot Lashley?
Photoshop fun or another Orton botch? You decide.
Orton busts some wicked dance steps and the crowd chants
Crowd: YOU GOT SERVED! YOu GOT SERVED!
DO SOMETHING MANLY!!!!!!
Taker: God! I need a cigarette now.
Cena: How does he do that thing with his eyes? *tries extremely hard*
