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Post by lildude8218 on Mar 27, 2007 18:17:09 GMT -5
 Austin: You see that thing in my arm? Crowd: WHAT? Austin: That's a vein Crowd: WHAT? Austin: Omaga doesn't have one of them in his arm Crowd: WHAT? Austin: He's just a halfbreed Crowd: WHAT?  Austin: Come on Coach. You and me, we'll try out together for that Devil's Rejects prequel. I'll be Young Captain Spaulding and you can be his black adopted brother.  JR: RKO! RKO! RKO!  Russo: Austin Starr for President? Okay, go with it! TNA Creative Team: *sighs* Here we go again.  Melina and Ashley in the Super Posedown II  Rent "Eager Beavers 19" for only $9.95  Proof that you can make 3 outfits with only about a yard of material.  Here's the brand new Kenlito hybrid showing off his springboard back elbow.  It would take a while for Edge's Blind Bluesman gimmick to get over with the crowd.  The fans and wrestlers involved wanted to know who booked the "Douche Bag on a Pole" Match  Money In The Bank: The Movie. Starring The Great Khali as the ladder.  Edge froze in his tracks when Mr. Kennedy asked why Edge had Skeletor on his t-shirt.  Everyone looks on as Jeff does his great Chris Benoit impression. Matt: I've seen it soooo many times. Blah.  Lashley pulls Trevor Murdoch down by his ear after Murdoch attempts to tickle Bobby.  Umaga gives Lashley a choice. First Base or Third Base...  Estrada: HURRY UP! HE'S REALLY HURT! GET SOME EMTS DOWN HERE! Vince: Calm down! I'm giving him mouth to mouth! Referee: Move Vince, I'll try to restart his heart Umaga: Samoa?  JR: Nuthin up my hat! Nuthin up my sleeve! [/Bullwinkle]  The following day, Meltzer gave the Randy Orton vs The Wolfboy match 4 and a half stars.  No one was sure why Orton was doing crotch chops.  Kane debuted his new gimmick: The Junkyard Dog FROM HELL!  Camera Guy: Umm Taker, I think your coat is on fire... Ron Simmons: DAMN!  Taker: What did Shawn just jam in my ass? Cena: *choking* Y-y-you don't want to know. TRUST ME  The Secrets of Pro Wrestling Workouts: REVEALED!  HBK: BACK IN THE PILE! Cena: THEY TOOK OUR JERRRBBS!  Cena: *cries* He kicked me right in my hand mommy!!!! HBK: It was an accident, I swear!!!  The award for Picture Most Likely to show up in an IWC member's sig goes to...  Wait, we've been handed a last second entry! |
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"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
You couldn't ask for a better custom title!
How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Mar 27, 2007 18:30:42 GMT -5
I'd mark for JYD from Hell
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Post by Tyfo on Mar 27, 2007 18:41:48 GMT -5
Austin and Coach failed to recapture the magic of Austin and Rock's deut when Coach didn't memorize his lyrics. Fans were shocked when JR announced he had reformed the Nation of Domination. |
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Wade Wilson
loves him some cavity searches
Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Mar 27, 2007 18:46:54 GMT -5
seriously, what is this, Godz Week?! I didn't even watch RAW!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 27, 2007 18:48:46 GMT -5
seriously, what is this, Godz Week?! I didn't even watch RAW! I did. I wish there was a week for (Un)Great, as I am known.  (Actually, I don't mind, but it'd pretty much rock.) |
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Ace Diamond
Patti Mayonnaise
Believes in Adrian Veidt, as Should We All.
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Post by Ace Diamond on Mar 27, 2007 18:50:01 GMT -5
seriously, what is this, Godz Week?! I didn't even watch RAW! We're obviously trying to honor your greatness before Ledesma comes in and implements Godzploitation to mess with you. |
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Post by The Scuba Guy on Mar 27, 2007 18:50:43 GMT -5
seriously, what is this, Godz Week?! I didn't even watch RAW! I did. I wish there was a week for (Un)Great, as I am known. (Actually, I don't mind, but it'd pretty much rock.) (Un)Great, thats you? Oh, youre gonna get your week. Maybe next week. Let Godz have this one |
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Post by lildude8218 on Mar 27, 2007 18:55:29 GMT -5
seriously, what is this, Godz Week?! I didn't even watch RAW! *coughs* I couldn't think of a funny thread name this week. |
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Mar 27, 2007 18:56:07 GMT -5
Well she's referring to the president of the NRA, so it's not that much of a stretch. Ashley tries to do the "freaky bat chick" but fails miserably. Malia Hosaka, Megumi Kudo, and Akira Hokuto celebrate after their grueling bra and panties match that ended in a 60 minute time limit draw. "Yes folks, I have secured the Skittles!!" |
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Post by Old School Heel mark4Morishima on Mar 27, 2007 18:57:02 GMT -5
 Booker: You mean THAT's what it's all about? Kennedy: HOKEY-POKEY!!! Punk: Is it just me or do I see some mistletoe hanging from that ladder? Kennedy: I. Love. His. HAIR!!!! |
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Post by gsguy on Mar 27, 2007 19:03:04 GMT -5
Coach's demonstration of the imaginary toliet was a disaster The future of the woman's division ladies and gentleman! Hey C.M. I heard about your straight edge lifestyle. Wrote a song about it, like to hear it? Here it goes! Gee Vince. I know you love Lashley but... I'll take 40 shares of Skittles and a 100 on KC Masterpiece! |
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Mar 27, 2007 19:07:42 GMT -5
Austin completely botches Sliced Bread #2. James Gandolfini is clearly not amused with the sign. "Hi, I'm Ashley. This is my brother Darryl, and this is my other brother Darryl." After being notified of his release, Kenny goes into the fetal position mid-move. Auditions for "Ray 2" were off to a roaring start. Extreme Got-Yer-Nose, this summer on Spike. "Now I'm gonna stick my thumb right up his butthole..." PLAY FREEBIRD! "Can you hear me now? Good." FIVE TIME, FIVE TIME, FIVE TIME, FIVE TIME, FIVE TIME! WCW CHAMPION!! |
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Post by seanwalsh on Mar 27, 2007 19:08:37 GMT -5
As Austin's T-shirt contract clearly states, this is his fulfillment of sentence #2. On the other side: "Hey, like what we got now is any better?" Candice: Um. Did we, like, do anything? Torrie: Uh, yeah. Look pretty? [Candice cries] And the heavens opened up to deliver the foot of God. And to Vince's infernal disappointment, Matt Hardy was the only one who survived. After years of hiding inside "Jim Ross," Gordon Solie finally decided to ditch the fat suit and make his grand return. GOD: Um, Mark? Sorry to interuppt the intro and all, but have you seen my Fallout Boy CD? I swear it was in the stereo, but all I can find in there is your Fergie mix tape. |
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Post by King Wilson on Mar 27, 2007 19:30:45 GMT -5
Austin: "Carlton?" Ron Simmons: "DAMN!" |
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Post by "St. Louis Viper" Buck Summers on Mar 27, 2007 20:16:45 GMT -5
No caption here, folks, just a damn deserving man getting the nod he's earned. Again, no caption, just: Finally. FINALLY. Pure awesomeness. Best RAW ending in quite some time. Kay, so I cheated. But it was a good show, so meh. |
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