the Raw is JBL Caption Thread

[lildude8218]

Coming in 2009. Blades of Glory 2, starring HBK and JBL



With all the laser pointers popping up, Shawn thought it was 1998 again and resumed his role as Commissioner of the WWF.



The all new Lifesized Extreme Bobby Lashley Figure. Pull the tab on the back to make his arms raise and lower, just like in real life!



Chris Masters: Time to burp the baby!



Here's your new "O Rly?" picture, folks.



All of the wrestlers banded together in an effort to pull Kenny's head from Viscera's ass.



Edge: Your manly touch makes me miss Lita so much.



Seconds before Carlito sticks his landing and pulls off a 10 to win the Gold for his team.



Static Electricity Wrestling, next fall on MTV.



Eugene does a great ET impression.



Vince: IS IT SAFE???



Vince was amazed that Eugene agreed to ride the Sybian on the Howard Stern Show.



I think there's something wrong with my Wrestlemania 3 DVD, this doesn't seem right at all.



Coming in 2009, Eugene stars in "A Clockwork Retard"



Eugene: *Cries* NOW I'M RORY!!!!!!



John: Oh, Shawn my brother, there will certainly be a lot of swinging in our bachelor pad tonight!

Shawn: And here is a thing I will tell you: that two swinging foxes have the hots-on for us, and are coming here tonight to let us hold on to their big American breasts!

John: We cruised for them in our tight slacks which give us great bulges!

Shawn: So now you know. We are....two wild and crazy guys!



Who knew that Brian Eno was such a great wrestler....



Candice: Victoria brokeded my nose!



This is how Melina got the job in the first place.



JR: Edge....jerkin off...the ladder!



Jeff Hardy introduced his new character....Cactus Jeff

Jeff: I'm a Monster! BANG BANG!



Randy Orton's top lip rejected itself.



There...Cena tapped out, is the IWC happy now? No? Didn't think so.



JR: The Three Freunde!



Benoit was in trouble so he signaled for the nWo Wolfpack to come and help him.



I definitely didn't expect them to repackage Too Cool with these guys. Umaga was a pretty good Rikishi though.

[Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone]

"I won't quit you....."




No Chris, the prostate's down lower than that.





How to break the internet

[Avalanche Alvarez]

SHAWN: "What does it say on the bottom of my boot?"
JBL: "Ouch. What does that me--!"



SHAWN: "I reckon I'll find that smile I lost...."



Lashley claimed he could survive Chris Masters' new challenge: The Tickle Monster Chair.



MASTERS: "I'm telling you! It looks real! No one knows it's fake!"
LASHLEY: "....doll hair....!"
MASTERS: "Shut up!"



Various in ring reactions after Masters and Lashley learned that Snape kills Dumbledore.



REF: "Stop Viscera! He thinks the ropes are Twizzlers again! Our ring is about to have three sides!"



EDGE: "Well....what is it? What is that bulge down there?!"
DOC: "....it's a penis."
EDGE: "....and what do I do with it exactly?"



VINCE: "Enjoying the new Wellness Program, Nick?"



JR: "RAW is brought to you tonight by SuperCuts! Super....SUPER...SUPERIOR...oh my golly....SUPER CUTS!"



JEFF: "Do I get to win NEXT month?"
VINCE: "SHHHHH! Do you want to go back to the Wellness Program?!"



ORTON: "Wellness Program? Why, I feel just fine. Pink as a pistol."
(Ref whispers in Randy's ear)
ORTON: "....oh. The juice? Well, I took the Clear but I never touched the Cream...."



HBK: "Crap! Vince paid for the stadium but forgot about the lights again!"
CENA: "Careful! Last time this happened, JBL cornered me in the bathroom and....well.....I don't like to talk about it...."

[Ace Diamond]

Jeff: GET TO DA CHOPPAH!

[I Got Heat]

Has anybody ever worn an HBK shirt? I wonder why they even make those anymore.

[Serenity Serpent]

Shawn can't wait for the new rendition of Lonesome Dove to get green lit so he can finally prove he's better than Bret once and for all.



Lashley: "NNNNNNNNGGH! NNNNNNNGH! NNNNNNNNN-uh-oh..."
Masters: *sniff sniff* "What the hell's that smell?"
Lashley: "I knew I shouldn't have had that Thai food for lunch."




Masters: "Oh my God, I'm gonna hurl! Thank God he wears black trunks!"
Lashley: "IT BURNS! IT BURNS! AHHHHH!"



JEFF: "Hey, I can see my career from here!"

[KB Klash is nWo 4 Life]

lildude8218 said:

Here's your new "O Rly?" picture, folks.

[DM91]

Masters: Jesus Christ! You were right, this zit is like steel!


Masters: No, he won't.
Lashley: I think i'm gonna haffta ...
*Rude noise*
Masters: DUDE! I can't believe you just crapped your pants in front of the world!


Viscera attempted to steal the last remaining push on Raw. More on this story at 11 but first the weather ...


It seems Scott Hall will drink anything, even the invisible mans secret formula.


The secret is out. Eugene really is the Undertaker, before Vince sticks a boat-load of growth hormones into him.


Vince: It ... it just burst out of his chest.
Umaga: Err .... I thinks it's trying to have sex with my face ...


Vince didn't believe Snitsky would shave his own hair, so took matters into his own hands.


Check out the latest WWE action figures .... with NO moving parts what-so-ever!


Stage hand: Erm, Candice. Yeah, honey, you've missed your mouth again.


Stealing underwear from Bloomingdale's isn't advisable when Melinas on guard duty.


Still missing Lita ... and I don't think the Lady Ladder will be as popular as Moppy, do you?


Jeff: Wait ... where'd the window I was supposed to clean go?

[seanwalsh]

Shawn let the remarks about Owen go, but he snapped when JBL made fun of the Nitro Girls.



Whenever he puts a cowboy hat on, Shawn always keeps an eye out in case Jose Lothario shows up.



Masters: "Man, this is the most charisma this guy's generated in months. How does he DO IT?!"



Val Venis just wishes this kind of attention was heaped on him.



Once again, the gateway to Hell opens as Carlito falls. And once again, he damns himself because he forgot to feel up Torrie.



Sadly, the bloodlust engulfs Vince and.......well.....he stabs Eugene in the head and blood poured out everywhere.

I'm sorry, no better way to say it, but at least you know what happened now.



And with the hair removed, Umaga can now feast.



Don't worry, Eugene, the Highlanders are a very over and prominen.......what, they're not? Oh sh*t. Well, see you on Heat, bub.



Because she's not paid to talk, Candice has no idea she's not supposed to use the mic to dab mascara on her cheeks.



Canada didn't see this, most likely.



Randy is enraged....but soon the anger turned to fear as the Marine recruiters behind Edge got ever so closer to the ring.



Even in the midst of jobbing to John Cena, Benoit still takes time to pose for pictures from his fans.



Shawn: Dude, you just beat Benoit.
Cena: I know. How awesome is that?!

[doclindgren]

Here, we see Melina rubbing the new and improved Ass Cream on Candace.

[Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone]

If you invite Shawn Michaels and John Cena to your rave, it's a good way to make sure nobody else shows up.

[lildude8218]

Bump

[emoney3265]

I figured I'd make the pic of the posters caption.

[samachine]

To everyone who posted pictures of HHH tapping to Benoit..

KARMA

[spec]

Lashley: I once did a dose of 'roids that was THIS big! What's your biggest Chris?



Melina's new diet consisted of tossed salad

[Bram wants to 'urt you]

And your winner is... Shawn Michaels, the BBK! (BrokeBack Kid)

[Bobeddy]

Jeff: Jump off?! Why the hell would I want to do that?!